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When I think of bad lyrics, I always think of these from when I was little:
"One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do..." (Three Dog Night, 1969). When I was 5, it brought back memories of when I was 2 or 3, and my mum's standing outside the door as she tried to teach me to go potty by myself. Solitary.
"I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me..." (Charlene, 1978). I suppose this was to sound existential or philosophical or something, but even as a kid, I was like, that's not English.
"One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do..." (Three Dog Night, 1969). When I was 5, it brought back memories of when I was 2 or 3, and my mum's standing outside the door as she tried to teach me to go potty by myself. Solitary.
"I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me..." (Charlene, 1978). I suppose this was to sound existential or philosophical or something, but even as a kid, I was like, that's not English.
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“I’d turn her sad rags into glad rags if I could...” “Rag doll” by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons on not being able to hook up with the cute poor girl. Cringe worthy.
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If you sharing Krokus songs with the Mrs., the L must stand for something other than love.L:Shared Files/Music/Artists/Krokus
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Meet Virginia by Train
Her daddy wrestles alligators, Mama works on carburetors
Her brother is a fine mediator for the President
Well here she is again on the phone
Just like me hates to be alone
We just like to sit at home, and rip on the President
If you can't think of another word that rhymes with President don't use President in a song.
Her daddy wrestles alligators, Mama works on carburetors
Her brother is a fine mediator for the President
Well here she is again on the phone
Just like me hates to be alone
We just like to sit at home, and rip on the President
If you can't think of another word that rhymes with President don't use President in a song.
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*shrug*If you sharing Krokus songs with the Mrs., the L must stand for something other than love.L:Shared Files/Music/Artists/Krokus
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Hmm...I'm sure the Stones have some pretty brutal ones, as they weren't incredibly strong lyricists always...
What immediately comes to mind is from that pretty bleh Voodoo Lounge album (1994) - a song "Sparks Will Fly" has a chorus to that effect and at one point, Mick throws in a "sharks will cry" lyric...I have no idea what that means, but it sounds very stupid...it's actually not a bad song for that album, but that lyric always made me laugh...
Really, that album is pretty poorly written in general...ignoring that pretty much their only anti-war song was written in 1994 when no war was going on, "Brand New Car" is a complete mess...really, it's just a ton of bad writing...just about their worst album...
What immediately comes to mind is from that pretty bleh Voodoo Lounge album (1994) - a song "Sparks Will Fly" has a chorus to that effect and at one point, Mick throws in a "sharks will cry" lyric...I have no idea what that means, but it sounds very stupid...it's actually not a bad song for that album, but that lyric always made me laugh...
Really, that album is pretty poorly written in general...ignoring that pretty much their only anti-war song was written in 1994 when no war was going on, "Brand New Car" is a complete mess...really, it's just a ton of bad writing...just about their worst album...
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Train has plenty of embarrassing lyrics, but I submit Drive By:Meet Virginia by Train
Her daddy wrestles alligators, Mama works on carburetors
Her brother is a fine mediator for the President
Well here she is again on the phone
Just like me hates to be alone
We just like to sit at home, and rip on the President
If you can't think of another word that rhymes with President don't use President in a song.
Just a shy guy looking for a two ply
Hefty bag to hold my love
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True story:
A friend in HS used Glad Wrap as a condom
I had to lend him money to pay for the abortion
#baby killer
A friend in HS used Glad Wrap as a condom
I had to lend him money to pay for the abortion
#baby killer
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