How many holes does a straw have?

[Gaucho]

A bell is a cup until it is struck.

Speaking of which, I discovered the band He Said today.

[Lemon Berry Lobster]

How many holes does my Johnson have...?

You tell us

No. Don't.

It has similar features to a straw...

[blackjack68]

You wish

[grunthy]

We worked at a facility that made anti-invasive surgery implements for Endo-Ethicon. Tubes you conducted surgery through. These tubes also had no holes.

"straw producing plant" k.

A tube is basically just a flexible/nonflexible cylinder with a hole in it...

[dodint]

You're so close to being right. So close.

[eddy]

a whistle pig digs a hole in your backyard and has an exit hole 20 feet away. You can visibly see that that son of a dodint put two holes in your backyard. You people are saying you are just filling one hole?

[Lemon Berry Lobster]

a whistle pig digs a hole in your backyard and has an exit hole 20 feet away. You can visibly see that that son of a dodint put two holes in your backyard. You people are saying you are just filling one hole?

Revert back to dodint's mouth/anus coment.

[grunthy]

a whistle pig digs a hole in your backyard and has an exit hole 20 feet away. You can visibly see that that son of a dodint put two holes in your backyard. You people are saying you are just filling one hole?

Filling both openings to the same thru hole...

[Pavel Bure]

a whistle pig digs a hole in your backyard and has an exit hole 20 feet away. You can visibly see that that son of a dodint put two holes in your backyard. You people are saying you are just filling one hole?

No no no what you just described makes too much sense

[robbiestoupe]

My case for zero is as follows: The straw was made by injecting the polymer onto a rod that forms the shape of the straw. From inception the straw is a rod-like entity formed with that center void. Nothing was ever extracted, no polymer material was ever removed to make that empty space.

A straw contains a hole as much as a cookie cutter does:

hole
hōl
noun
1.
a hollow place in a solid body or surface.
"he dug out a small hole in the snow"
synonyms: pit, ditch, trench, cavity, crater, depression, indentation, hollow;

A hole does not have to be circular in shape. So yes, the cookie cutters have holes in them. How else would they make said cookie?

Besides, what you describe above in regards to an extrusion or molding of an object: why should it matter if the hole is formed or fabricated?

[grunthy]

Just went Merriam Webster on dodint...

[dodint]

So a straw is a 'solid body or surface' now? The implication being that all straws start out as solid rods and you've removed the material to create a hole(s)?

Not buying what you're selling. I've addressed your other issues already, not going over it again.

[columbia]

The correct answer for the above is zero holes.

[grunthy]

So a straw is a 'solid body or surface' now? The implication being that all straws start out as solid rods and you've removed the material to create a hole(s)?

Not buying what you're selling. I've addressed your other issues already, not going over it again.

A straw is a solid body. The definition says nothing about the item being solid at the time the hollow void is made...

[dodint]

You're not following, or being obtuse. And you've lost the benefit of the doubt long ago. Find someone else to try and buy into your game because I'm out.

[grunthy]

You're not following, or being obtuse. And you've lost the benefit of the doubt long ago. Find someone else to try and buy into your game because I'm out.

So what you are saying is my argument has been shot down, so I’m leaving to save face...

[dodint]

If only I had some venue where I could discuss pedantic hypotheticals for hours on end to really demonstrate my ability to vigorously argue a position.

Oh, wait. I do, and we're on break this week. I'm certainly not giving it to you for free, particularly when you lack the ability to argue earnestly and in good faith.

"Save face" gtfo of here like I'm looking for validation from the internet.

[blackjack68]

https://s3.scoopwhoop.com/raj/2805/andy.gif

[robbiestoupe]

f'in lawyers. all i have to say.

[grunthy]

If only I had some venue where I could discuss pedantic hypotheticals for hours on end to really demonstrate my ability to vigorously argue a position.

Oh, wait. I do, and we're on break this week. I'm certainly not giving it to you for free, particularly when you lack the ability to argue earnestly and in good faith.

"Save face" gtfo of here like I'm looking for validation from the internet.

[willeyeam]

Can I put an entire thread on my foe list

[Shyster]

1 hole, 2 openings.

[Silentom]

[meow]

This was a nice sparring event and all, but seriously, we all deep down believe the answer is one hole, right? Right??

[Silentom]

Right.