How many holes does a straw have?

How many?

One
14
54%
Two
12
46%
 
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How many holes does a straw have?

Postby Pavel Bure » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:45 pm

Surely your answer would have to be 8.
If we're counting the holes that should be there. Although the arms are one continuous hole to some and so is the bottom
Opening up through the neck.

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Postby eddy » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:46 pm

Source of the post My case for zero is as follows:
I thought you were anus and mouth two time?

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Postby dodint » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:47 pm

Source of the post My case for zero is as follows:
I thought you were anus and mouth two time?
Zero wasn't an option so I defaulted to "2" as I said in my initial post. I was just circling back to zero now that everyone has had a crack at both incorrect options.

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How many holes does a straw have?

Postby Gaucho » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:48 pm

Surely your answer would have to be 8.
If we're counting the holes that should be there. Although the arms are one continuous hole to some and so is the bottom
Opening up through the neck.
The arms are one continuous hole ... but a straw has two.

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How many holes does a straw have?

Postby willeyeam » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:49 pm

Way to argue semantics with hole vs. opening
We're debating how many holes are in a gd straw and you're going to bring up semantics

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Postby grunthy » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:49 pm

My case for zero is as follows: The straw was made by injecting the polymer onto a rod that forms the shape of the straw. From inception the straw is a rod-like entity formed with that center void. Nothing was ever extracted, no polymer material was ever removed to make that empty space.

A straw contains a hole as much as a cookie cutter does:

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A plastic straw is made by extrusion, so they forced the liquid polymer throw a mold (a mold that has a rod that removes/keeps material out of the center), so material was removed... :pop:

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How many holes does a straw have?

Postby eddy » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:51 pm

what happens if you poked a hole into a straw just through one side?

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Postby dodint » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:52 pm

No, it wasn't. The rod was removed but it's certainly not polymer material, it's part of the machine. I worked in injection molding factories before joining the military, and my Dad was a process engineer at said factories. Your power is useless against me.

The straw exists as an entity that happens to have a defined empty space as part of its structure. Any resembles to a hole or holes is coincidental.

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How many holes does a straw have?

Postby Pavel Bure » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:52 pm

Surely your answer would have to be 8.
If we're counting the holes that should be there. Although the arms are one continuous hole to some and so is the bottom
Opening up through the neck.
The arms are one continuous hole ... but a straw has two.
Some people think that way... savages.

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How many holes does a straw have?

Postby blackjack68 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:52 pm

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4
Wrong.

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How many holes does a straw have?

Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:55 pm

Image
4
Wrong.
8

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:55 pm

How many holes does my Johnson have...?

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How many holes does a straw have?

Postby Gaucho » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:56 pm

Surely your answer would have to be 8.
If we're counting the holes that should be there. Although the arms are one continuous hole to some and so is the bottom
Opening up through the neck.
The arms are one continuous hole ... but a straw has two.
Some people think that way... savages.
Including you, no?

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Postby willeyeam » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:57 pm

How many holes does my Johnson have...?
You tell us

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Postby dodint » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:57 pm

The belief in holes here helps me understand those that fear the Squirrel Hill Tunnel Monster. Who knows what's lurking at the bottom of that hole(s).

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Postby Pavel Bure » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:59 pm

Surely your answer would have to be 8.
If we're counting the holes that should be there. Although the arms are one continuous hole to some and so is the bottom
Opening up through the neck.
The arms are one continuous hole ... but a straw has two.
Some people think that way... savages.
Including you, no?
No, a straw has 2 holes

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How many holes does a straw have?

Postby eddy » Tue Nov 21, 2017 2:00 pm

a straw can be one hole and still have two holes much like a tunnel.

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How many holes does a straw have?

Postby willeyeam » Tue Nov 21, 2017 2:01 pm

Your face has a hole

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How many holes does a straw have?

Postby Pavel Bure » Tue Nov 21, 2017 2:01 pm

a straw can be one hole and still have two holes much like a tunnel.
This is some everyone gets a trophy liberal non-sense

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Postby grunthy » Tue Nov 21, 2017 2:01 pm

No, it wasn't. The rod was removed but it's certainly not polymer material, it's part of the machine. I worked in injection molding factories before joining the military, and my Dad was a process engineer at said factories. Your power is useless against me.

The straw exists as an entity that happens to have a defined empty space as part of its structure. Any resembles to a hole or holes is coincidental.

He worked at a straw producing plant? Your argument is flawed if it hangs on the fact that because it is part of the machine/mold then it isn’t in theory removing the material from the center.

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Postby Gaucho » Tue Nov 21, 2017 2:03 pm



If we're counting the holes that should be there. Although the arms are one continuous hole to some and so is the bottom
Opening up through the neck.
The arms are one continuous hole ... but a straw has two.
Some people think that way... savages.
Including you, no?
No, a straw has 2 holes
Dude ...

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How many holes does a straw have?

Postby Pavel Bure » Tue Nov 21, 2017 2:04 pm

Sorry misread what you typed.

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How many holes does a straw have?

Postby blackjack68 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 2:05 pm

How many holes does my Johnson have...?
You tell us
No. Don't.

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Postby dodint » Tue Nov 21, 2017 2:07 pm

We worked at a facility that made anti-invasive surgery implements for Endo-Ethicon. Tubes you conducted surgery through. These tubes also had no holes.

"straw producing plant" k.

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How many holes does a straw have?

Postby columbia » Tue Nov 21, 2017 2:09 pm

A bell is a cup until it is struck.

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