Thanksgiving Side Dish Power Rankings
Thanksgiving Side Dish Power Rankings
The correct order for the choices given are:
Stuffing / Dressing
Mashed Potatoes
Corn
Noodles
Cranberry Sauce
Green Bean Casserole
Biscuits
Brussel Sprouts
Roasted Asparagus
Sweet Potatoes
Butternut Squash
Cornbread
Mac and Cheese
Peas /Carrots
Cauliflower / Broccoli
Special, for shmenguin: Buzzfeed - 29 Thanksgiving Side Dishes That Will Make Turkey Irrelevant
My wife makes her stuffing in a muffin tin with mushroom and sausage. They're like little savory cupcakes delivered fresh from the Shining City Upon a Hill itself. Hence, the number one ranking. I included 'dressing' for all the heathens that eat that gross **** out of the birds ass.
Inevitably you will make wrong choices early on, but as the thread progresses and you see the error of your ways you may change your votes until Thanksgiving.
Stuffing / Dressing
Mashed Potatoes
Corn
Noodles
Cranberry Sauce
Green Bean Casserole
Biscuits
Brussel Sprouts
Roasted Asparagus
Sweet Potatoes
Butternut Squash
Cornbread
Mac and Cheese
Peas /Carrots
Cauliflower / Broccoli
Special, for shmenguin: Buzzfeed - 29 Thanksgiving Side Dishes That Will Make Turkey Irrelevant
My wife makes her stuffing in a muffin tin with mushroom and sausage. They're like little savory cupcakes delivered fresh from the Shining City Upon a Hill itself. Hence, the number one ranking. I included 'dressing' for all the heathens that eat that gross **** out of the birds ass.
Inevitably you will make wrong choices early on, but as the thread progresses and you see the error of your ways you may change your votes until Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving Side Dish Power Rankings
Stuffing
Kluski noodles
Mashed potatoes
Corn
Green been casserole
All other challengers
Kluski noodles
Mashed potatoes
Corn
Green been casserole
All other challengers
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Who tf is eating Mac n cheese next Thursday
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Farting after dinner is not a listed option...
Farting after dinner is not a listed option...
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I dunno, man. I wanted to be fair and impartial and it showed up on a ton of lists so I went with it.Who tf is eating Mac n cheese next Thursday
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Stuffing, I don't really give two shits about the rest. Sometimes a bite with mashed potatoes, gravy and cranberry can be good.
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Strictly talking about Thanksgiving...
1. Mash
2. Stuffing (but only if it's made really well...if it's made average or worse, it tumbles down the hill here...stuffing with sausage, as poor as that is phrased, is usually $)
3. Biscuits/cornbread (a hot buttered biscuit is tough to beat...and I'm not a big bread eater)
I would rather eat asparagus or broccoli over cranberry sauce...but the sauce is just such a big part of this for whatever reason, it's tough to look past...
I can't eat corn. I don't like b.sprouts...I don't like sweet potatoes generally...green bean casserole has grown on me in the last few years, I wouldn't have touched it as a child (which is up to and including the age of 24 or so)...
Good poll. Much better than the slop a certain mid-major poster has been throwing up here recently...let's call him, s.brown...no that's too obvious, slappy b.
1. Mash
2. Stuffing (but only if it's made really well...if it's made average or worse, it tumbles down the hill here...stuffing with sausage, as poor as that is phrased, is usually $)
3. Biscuits/cornbread (a hot buttered biscuit is tough to beat...and I'm not a big bread eater)
I would rather eat asparagus or broccoli over cranberry sauce...but the sauce is just such a big part of this for whatever reason, it's tough to look past...
I can't eat corn. I don't like b.sprouts...I don't like sweet potatoes generally...green bean casserole has grown on me in the last few years, I wouldn't have touched it as a child (which is up to and including the age of 24 or so)...
Good poll. Much better than the slop a certain mid-major poster has been throwing up here recently...let's call him, s.brown...no that's too obvious, slappy b.
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Who tf makes noodles as a Thanksgiving dinner side?
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My grandma. Wanna fight about it?
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It's a thing in the south. Also, I don't see chicken breasts listed.Who tf is eating Mac n cheese next Thursday
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Are they egg noodles or what? I was confused by the inclusion of that AND mac n chee...
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Nah, you can't go against grandma's.My grandma. Wanna fight about it?
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Kluski, willeyeam had it right immediately.
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green beans need split out. there's the almond kind, and the correct kind, with fried onions
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I would imagine a fair number of Asian- and Italian-American families.Who tf makes noodles as a Thanksgiving dinner side?
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aaaaand stuffing is not first. you f***ing people.
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I'm Italian-American and we NEVER had noodles/pasta for Thanksgiving.I would imagine a fair number of Asian- and Italian-American families.Who tf makes noodles as a Thanksgiving dinner side?
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My list, which is the correct list:
Green Bean Casserole
Mashed Potatoes
Stuffing/Dressing
Sweet Potatoes
Carrots
Cranberry Sauce
Biscuits
Cornbread
Mac and Cheese
Should not be on list:
Corn
Noodles
Brussel Sprouts
Roasted Asparagus
Butternut Squash
Peas /
Cauliflower / Broccoli
Green Bean Casserole
Mashed Potatoes
Stuffing/Dressing
Sweet Potatoes
Carrots
Cranberry Sauce
Biscuits
Cornbread
Mac and Cheese
Should not be on list:
Corn
Noodles
Brussel Sprouts
Roasted Asparagus
Butternut Squash
Peas /
Cauliflower / Broccoli
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lol @ mikey opining on foodStrictly talking about Thanksgiving...
1. Mash
2. Stuffing (but only if it's made really well...if it's made average or worse, it tumbles down the hill here...stuffing with sausage, as poor as that is phrased, is usually $)
3. Biscuits/cornbread (a hot buttered biscuit is tough to beat...and I'm not a big bread eater)
I would rather eat asparagus or broccoli over cranberry sauce...but the sauce is just such a big part of this for whatever reason, it's tough to look past...
I can't eat corn. I don't like b.sprouts...I don't like sweet potatoes generally...green bean casserole has grown on me in the last few years, I wouldn't have touched it as a child (which is up to and including the age of 24 or so)...
Good poll. Much better than the slop a certain mid-major poster has been throwing up here recently...let's call him, s.brown...no that's too obvious, slappy b.
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wtf is "noodles"
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I generally don't eat kluski and mashed potatoes in the same sitting. My parents are divorced so I end up at at least 3 places on Thanksgiving. Visiting my Dad's Mom meant an automatic serving of noodles and gravy. It's fill up on Pots everywhere else.
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I deserve a voice!
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You have my sincerest sympathies.I'm Italian-American and we NEVER had noodles/pasta for Thanksgiving.I would imagine a fair number of Asian- and Italian-American families.Who tf makes noodles as a Thanksgiving dinner side?
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y'all eat mashed potatoes on the reg, right? like twice a month minimum. yet you still make it your top side? is this all because gravy? i need to understand.
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come on mannoodles and gravy.
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