Thanksgiving Side Dish Power Rankings

Postby **meow** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:31 pm

Like, the sides to the turkey in this thread are up for debate, as wrong as some of you might be (Nan). But the turkey itself come on

Are you trying to tell me you’d rather have some bland ass turkey over a 15 hour, slow smoked brisket?? ARE YOU HIGH?!

Postby **columbia** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:32 pm

Bunch of traitors in here.
@Murican

Postby **willeyeam** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:35 pm

Wait until Pocahontas and John Smith hear about this nonsense

Postby **meow** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:36 pm

John Smith was a pedo and you know it.

Postby **slappybrown** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:43 pm

Like, the sides to the turkey in this thread are up for debate, as wrong as some of you might be (Nan). But the turkey itself come on
Are you trying to tell me you’d rather have some bland ass turkey over a 15 hour, slow smoked brisket?? ARE YOU HIGH?!

My man I will come to your home and eat the **** outta this brisket bc it sounds amazing....

BUT THERE BETTER DAMN WELL ALSO BE A TURKEY LN THE TABLE FOR ME TO LARGELY IGNORE WHILE I INHALE BRISKET

Postby **slappybrown** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:44 pm

Seriously you just have to make both, thems the rules

Postby **meow** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:47 pm

There will be turkey

Postby **willeyeam** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:48 pm

meow I like you but you need to be banned now

Postby **slappybrown** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 9:00 pm

when did meow become radicalized like this

Postby **slappybrown** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 9:01 pm

the war on thanksgiving is here

Postby **meow** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 9:04 pm

when did meow become radicalized like this

I’m a little confused by your tactics so I’m going to keep acting tough until I figure them out

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 9:29 pm

Pernil anyone?

Postby **Sam's Drunk Dog** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 9:31 pm

If you haven't had good turkey, you're cooking it wrong. I deep fry my turkey and it is delicious.

Postby **shmenguin** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:21 pm

Like, the sides to the turkey in this thread are up for debate, as wrong as some of you might be (Nan). But the turkey itself come on
Are you trying to tell me you’d rather have some bland ass turkey over a 15 hour, slow smoked brisket?? ARE YOU HIGH?!

If you haven't seen the cooking thread, we went over this today. And by "we" I mean that I think turkey is pointless and the rest of 5af thinks because they were brainwashed at a young age into thinking it matters, that somehow makes it taste good.

Postby **slappybrown** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:23 pm

I regret to inform 5af that shmengy is once again a bad take boy

Postby **dodint** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:24 pm

Didn't you just sub in chicken for turkey? It's all bird.

Postby **willeyeam** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:25 pm

shmenguin has two of the worst takes around between this fiasco and CFB

Postby **shmenguin** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:27 pm

I regret to inform 5af that shmengy is once again a bad take boy

I'm on the side of meow. You're on the side of a bunch of slobs. Tread carefully

Postby **columbia** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:28 pm

What's next? Pumping Kennedy's tires?

Postby **shafnutz05** » Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:29 am

I submit that the inherent bland nature of turkey brings out the deliciousness of the sides even more. Any work done to make the turkey more flavorful is just a bonus.

Also, shmenguin's next post is his 10,000th...perhaps he can make it a memorable one by making peace with Thanksgiving. If he is a strong voice, it will influence other extremists like meow to moderate as well.

Postby **Dickie Dunn** » Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:17 am

Turkey is just a stupid bird that ain’t all that dude good. We’ll be hitting 10 consecutive years of prime rib for Thanksgiving. Just like how the pilgrims would have wanted it.

Postby **meow** » Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:19 am

Shmenguin and DD are my side?

I need to rethink my stance here, boys.

Postby **llipgh2** » Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:39 am

Turkey is just a stupid bird that ain’t all that dude good. We’ll be hitting 10 consecutive years of prime rib for Thanksgiving. Just like how the pilgrims would have wanted it.

My family had prime rib for Christmas dinner. But always turkey for Thanksgiving.

Postby **LITT** » Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:30 am

The drop from 2-3 is pretty crazy. I thought cranberry sauce would do better.

Anyone do crescent rolls instead of biscuits? Completely forgettable part of the meal but they're always there.

we make our own rolls. it is a must

cant do 'dressing' inside deep fried turkey

people that don't eat canned cranberries are enemies of mine. getting the cranberries all touchy feely with the turkey and gravy and stuffing and such is whats up

Postby **LITT** » Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:32 am

Broccoli, cheese, and mashed up crackers all mixed together and baked. So good.
http://www.kraftrecipes.com/recipes/rit ... 56398.aspx
That does sound good. I think I'll use a better cheese than Velveeta, though.

Mashed cauliflower is also good. I noticed a bunch of mashed-cauliflower dishes showing up in the frozen-veggies section at the supermarket, so I decided to try making it myself. Very tasty. I like to roast it rather than boil it so you keep more vitamins. Roast the cauliflower until it's soft, and mash it just like potatoes. Or one can add some mashed cauliflower into the mashed potatoes.

gotta be velveeta