Identify the Best Post in 5AF History (Mandatory)

Postby **willeyeam** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 5:45 pm

http://www.fifthavenueforum.com/forum/v ... f=7&t=1164

Work finally blocked this site. So I will only be around when im taking a crap and reading my phone. Booooooo.

Postby **columbia** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 6:30 pm

Postby **meow** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:11 pm

I have a new nominee:

End of the dog exchange, C-dawg posted a photo (that's on a broken link), and c2i asked if it was Weenie, which prompted meow to respond with this gem:
Hard to tell. He isn't running away from his responsibilities.
Top drawer, given the context.

I think I had cooled enough to be snarky instead of straight up malicious at that point.

Postby **columbia** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:14 pm

I was not thrilled by that subject.

Postby **shafnutz05** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:36 pm

This would be easier if we had an upvote feature...Kicksave, can you please change the website's coding to add that?

Postby **columbia** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:45 pm

This would be easier if we had an upvote feature...Kicksave, can you please change the website's coding to add that?

<?php

print ("Kicksave: \" Herp derp.\"");

?>

Postby **shmenguin** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:15 pm

not to name names, but if a message board poster goes increasingly bananas, then disappears for a while without explanation, and then comes back cooled off...only to end up going bananas again, and rinse repeat. Well that message board poster is probably going through some s*** and has some sizable demons to work out. And I hope he gets better for good.

Postby **meow** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:21 pm

Like four posters fit that description

Postby **columbia** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:23 pm

Postby **Willie Kool** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:40 pm

Postby **columbia** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:48 pm

I want names.

Postby **dodint** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:52 pm

Not me, I never disappear.

Postby **columbia** » Thu Nov 02, 2017 9:06 am

I think they are just mentally unstable lesbians that decided to go sail around the world after knowing each other for like three days.

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Thu Nov 02, 2017 9:42 am

^shad?

Postby **NAN** » Thu Nov 02, 2017 10:01 am

I have a new nominee:

End of the dog exchange, C-dawg posted a photo (that's on a broken link), and c2i asked if it was Weenie, which prompted meow to respond with this gem:
Hard to tell. He isn't running away from his responsibilities.
Top drawer, given the context.

I forgot about Weenie.

Postby **willeyeam** » Tue Nov 07, 2017 11:15 am

What grinds my gears is smelling another guy's piss. Let me explain. You go into a bathroom to piss in the urinal and there is some leftover piss in it and you piss on top of that and the combined piss smell goes right up your nose. I hate that.
Use the short urinal. It gets your face a little further away from the piss.

Postby **slappybrown** » Tue Nov 07, 2017 11:17 am

welp we have a winner

the investigation is closed

Postby **tifosi77** » Tue Nov 07, 2017 11:33 am

5AF's current state of brokenness makes determining the identity of these posters somewhat more cumbersome than would be ideal.

Postby **willeyeam** » Tue Nov 07, 2017 11:35 am

page 20 of grinding gears thread

Postby **Pavel Bure** » Tue Nov 07, 2017 11:36 am

Format, no funny draftnik vs madden for us

Postby **dodint** » Tue Nov 07, 2017 11:37 am

5AF's current state of brokenness makes determining the identity of these posters somewhat more cumbersome than would be ideal.

Works fantastic in ProSilver.

You were quoted in this post, btw.

Postby **Silentom** » Tue Nov 07, 2017 11:39 am

When you join a message board with a sick username and the mods piss themselves like babies

Postby **slappybrown** » Tue Nov 07, 2017 11:43 am

When you join a message board with a sick username and the mods piss themselves like babies

Lol

Yet another injustice perpetrated by the power-mad mods

Postby **Morkle** » Tue Nov 07, 2017 1:11 pm

Wasn't your name just pissbaby?

Postby **slappybrown** » Tue Nov 07, 2017 1:12 pm

ThePissBaby