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ya boy meow gets confused

Put that on your tombstone

Damn dude. No need to put me in a body bag over this.

Sorry, feel free to use my tombstone request for when I go: "I'll be right here"

My tombstone is already spoken for

lol

I'd be with meow, but recently, I have noticed a slight undercurrent of that...it used to be almost exclusively reserved for same sex couples...now, it's touch more ubiquitous...

meow, I'm busy this weekend, your cancelation papers will come up on Tuesday...standby...

My tombstone is already spoken for

Probably the smartest thing you've ever said in here

If you were to realize at, oh let’s say 1:07 pm, that you forgot deodorant this morning, is it worth slapping some on?

Yes.

Unless you want to catch a whiff of your moldy cheese pits in a couple hours, 100% worth it.

Yes.

Are you working from home? Then no.

Otherwise yes

If you were to realize at, oh let’s say 1:07 pm, that you forgot deodorant this morning, is it worth slapping some on?

My experience with deodorant is that I sweat profusely but it doesn't smell. Just hate the slimy feeling, especially from the gel sticks. I've been 100% Degree antiperspirant for years.

What types of bread are appropriate for grilled cheese

White

Any bread that can be sliced.

White

Rye with tomatoes and bacon.

sourdough

When I worked at ENP we'd have the occasional customer order a grilled cheese on Italian. Their Italian bread was baked in-house and was the tall, thick-cut variety. Enjoy that mouthful of sogginess, dummy.

What’s the consensus on eating jalapeños from a jar that hasn’t been opened, but expired about a year ago?

What’s the consensus on eating jalapeños from a jar that hasn’t been opened, but expired about a year ago?

If ya don't mind risking the fiery runs?

They're pickled. I have a hard time seeing how they would go bad.

Unopened jar. Fair game...

Eat em up

Survived. mrs meow was concerned. They are the fairer sex, ya know.

Will you blow your nose with toilet paper?

I was listening to a podcast on the subject of "disgust." It turns out a sizeable number of folks won't blow their nose with toilet paper because of the association with fecal matter.

I'm not one of these people, but am curious if they walk among us here at 5AF.

Toilet paper, napkin, paper towel, tissue... it all works for me. Whatever.

Now a handkerchief? gtfo. that's disgusting.