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Postby mikey » Wed Jun 17, 2020 1:15 pm

Yeah, seriously, hot dogs are gross...

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Postby shafnutz05 » Wed Jun 17, 2020 1:23 pm

My great uncle - who grew up during the Great Depression - used to come home for lunch each day, boil a hot dog and reuse the water...for tea. Sounds repulsive.
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Postby dodint » Wed Jun 17, 2020 1:39 pm

Ah, okay, cool, so I'm an insane person.

For what it's worth, the process is just to open the can with an opener, press down the tuna with the lid to wring out the water, and then swig it from the can before taking the lid off. It's not like I'm pouring it into a pint glass and savoring it later.

I may rethink this next time.

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Postby King Colby » Wed Jun 17, 2020 1:40 pm

The visual you just provided is hilarious

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Postby mikey » Wed Jun 17, 2020 1:42 pm

I do the same thing, right up until the point where you drink the garbage water. Press down on one side and drain. See-saw it to the other side and drain...and then do whatever I'm going to do with the tuna. The tuna water goes into the sink drain and then the water is run...

What, do you use the 'tuna in oil' oil to make your...c...ca...your carburetor to...make better...I don't know anything about cars... :face:

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Postby shoeshine boy » Wed Jun 17, 2020 4:19 pm

I don't drink the pickle juice either

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Postby robbiestoupe » Wed Jun 17, 2020 4:20 pm

Sorry to say dodint, but tuna water is for the cat.

What I hate is when you're squeezing the lid onto the tuna and some squirts out and it's all over your shirt. twss

Also, why does the soup at hibachi grills taste like hot dog water?

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Postby dodint » Wed Jun 17, 2020 4:21 pm

What, do you use the 'tuna in oil' oil to make your...c...ca...your carburetor to...make better...I don't know anything about cars... :face:
One time I was doing my normal tuna routine and didn't realize I actually bought it in oil by accident. Bad swig, that one.

There is probably a trans-fats joke in there but you'd have to work really hard to chisel it out.

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Postby MWB » Mon Jun 29, 2020 5:32 pm

I live in a development that is still active in terms of construction. Since November, I have had to plug five (5) nail/screw holes in the tires of the car my wife drives. Each tire once, plus one twice. I have had to plug zero (0) in my car, or my daughters’ car. Is there any way that one person can be that unlucky?

What are my options here? Just continue to grin and bear it? Divorce? Ask her if she’s trying to drive over nails?

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Postby tifosi77 » Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:08 pm

Tell Mrs MWB to stop driving directly through the construction sites themselves, that's what the streets are for.

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Postby Kaiser » Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:28 pm

Did she make any orange vest enemies? Those are some of the worst enemies.

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Postby MWB » Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:45 pm

She’s a bad driver as it is, so I’m sure she’s doing both of the above - driving off the road and pissing people off.

Upside is I can now plug a tire in a couple minutes now.

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Postby Sam's Drunk Dog » Mon Jun 29, 2020 8:02 pm

Trade in her car for a tank?

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Postby mikey » Mon Jun 29, 2020 8:54 pm

What's the money sitch? I'm pro-divorce generally, but not if you're gonna lose half of everything you own...

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Postby MWB » Mon Jun 29, 2020 9:02 pm

I’ve been divorced once already, and we just got married a month ago, so it’s probably not the best option.

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Postby mikey » Mon Jun 29, 2020 9:06 pm

I think you get like a full refund if you do it within 30 days...it's in the bible somewhere I think, towards the back...

But hey man, if you want your waning days to be spent picking nails and children's limbs out of your Goodyear Double Eagles, be my guest...

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Postby MWB » Mon Jun 29, 2020 9:14 pm

Good point... I’ll check on the refund option. One day left.

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Postby King Colby » Mon Jun 29, 2020 9:16 pm

Yep definitely still im annulment territory

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Postby mikey » Mon Jun 29, 2020 9:27 pm

Ooh, KC, we can be his legal counsel. We'll need new names though...

I'll be John F. Kibblehouse and you'll be my associate, Grant Standard. We can't lose.

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Postby Kaiser » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:16 am

Then I'll see your ass in court.

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