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I have a co-worker that does the same... he refuses to go in public at all and will not go at work. Sometimes I go at work just to sit there for 5-10 minutes on my phone. Doesn't bother me at all.

I am currently waiting for a co-worker to vacate the bathroom so I can take care of business. #nodoubledeucing

I prefer not to, but when nature calls, you shouldn't ignore it.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I **** on company time.

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Going number 2 in public restrooms. I got a buddy who refuses to do this. He won't even go at work - he's already planning to leave work early as his stomach is telling him it's about time to go. He says it's embarrassing that people could hear him. I say everybody poops and the absolute best time to do is when you're on the clock at work. Pay me to poop, please.

Thoughts? TMI?

I enjoy pooping at work. Kills some time and a nice break. The boss told me one time I need to pinch it off because I took to long.

I am currently waiting for a co-worker to vacate the bathroom so I can take care of business. #nodoubledeucing

I prefer not to, but when nature calls, you shouldn't ignore it.

We have two stalls. If someone comes in and plops their big ass down while I'm in the other stall, I will loudly sigh my displeasure and get up and leave. Pinching it off if need be. I don't mind when it's a larger bathroom, but no one wants to sit in a bathroom that is dead quiet except for the noises the other person is making.

OK so we got a bathroom of 3 stalls + 2 urinals for the entire floor. oftentimes, dudes wont leave the stall after they are done doing the deed until the rest of the bathroom is vacated. is that insecure? or just trying to protect ur dignity

such a drama shad move

OK so we got a bathroom of 3 stalls + 2 urinals for the entire floor. oftentimes, dudes wont leave the stall after they are done doing the deed until the rest of the bathroom is vacated. is that insecure? or just trying to protect ur dignity

i mean if they were in there making a scene for 20 minutes i don't blame them. otherwise who cares

such a drama shad move

Yeah, honestly, wtf is this. My dog doesn't even have that level of stage fright.

OK so we got a bathroom of 3 stalls + 2 urinals for the entire floor. oftentimes, dudes wont leave the stall after they are done doing the deed until the rest of the bathroom is vacated. is that insecure? or just trying to protect ur dignity

I depends on the level of...... aromatic disruption..... your activities have caused.

such a drama shad move

Yeah, honestly, wtf is this. My dog doesn't even have that level of stage fright.

I go in there to relax for 10-15 minutes or so and play on my phone. It's not stage fright for me, it's more I don't want to hear constant grunting and squirting. It doesn't help that they are doing construction on two new office suites and there are a ton of construction guys in there that eat nothing but greasy food. It's actually amazing the percentage of people that cannot form a solid stool.

Solid discussion.

We have a bunch of facilities at my office but only one has multiple stalls. That's the one I choose. I can't stand someone waiting for me to finish up. Don't rush me. So multiple stalls means I don't have to worry about rushing. And I'm probably the dude who sits in the stall next to you. I don't care who's there. I'm just there to poop, same as you. It's not my fault if you can't handle pooping next to another man.

such a drama shad move

Yeah, honestly, wtf is this. My dog doesn't even have that level of stage fright.

I go in there to relax for 10-15 minutes or so and play on my phone. It's not stage fright for me, it's more I don't want to hear constant grunting and squirting. It doesn't help that they are doing construction on two new office suites and there are a ton of construction guys in there that eat nothing but greasy food. It's actually amazing the percentage of people that cannot form a solid stool.

You and your ilk are the reason why, despite my floor being seemingly empty, there is ALWAYS some assclown in one or both of the stalls. Sorry the people shitting in the toilet is messing with your paid Facebook time.

I am currently waiting for a co-worker to vacate the bathroom so I can take care of business. #nodoubledeucing

I prefer not to, but when nature calls, you shouldn't ignore it.

We have two stalls. If someone comes in and plops their big ass down while I'm in the other stall, I will loudly sigh my displeasure and get up and leave. Pinching it off if need be. I don't mind when it's a larger bathroom, but no one wants to sit in a bathroom that is dead quiet except for the noises the other person is making.

Exactly.

So if someone comes in, sits down, and immediately lets out one of those insanely amplified toiled farts, you get up and leave at once?

If you need a ruling...here are the rules.

off. Just drop a deuce and be done with it. Those rules are absurd.

ARE YOU FCKING SORRY?!