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Postby meow » Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:07 pm

You guys build a nest?
Not enough answers to this one
Buncha non-nest builders ashamed of themselves up in here

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Postby slappybrown » Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:09 pm

My work bathroom is generally spotless and cleaned at noon daily. I wipe the seat off even if it looks dry but that's it.

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Postby columbia » Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:11 pm

My work bathroom is generally spotless and cleaned at noon daily. I wipe the seat off even if it looks dry but that's it.
One would assumed that upper crust gentleman like yourself would have his own can.

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Postby slappybrown » Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:12 pm

I am a man of the people.

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Postby shafnutz05 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:12 pm

I build a full nest. Typically I use one of the liners, and then another layer of TP on all sides over that. I know plenty of people that just waltz in and slam their bare ass down onto the seat. Just think about how many gross, unkempt asses have been on that seat before you. No thanks.

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Postby Willie Kool » Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:48 pm

My body is conditioned for every day around 9:30 am. Nothing like getting paid.
Going through life with a clean ass because you condition yourself to go before your morning shower is better.

Besides, we all sh!t away more than enough paid time on here as it is...

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Postby Shyster » Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:53 pm

You guys build a nest?
Not enough answers to this one
I don't build a nest, but I do keep a small spray bottle in my office that I keep filled with rubbing alcohol, and before I deuce I spray down the seat, let it sit at least 10 seconds or so, and then wipe it off.

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Postby tifosi77 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:55 pm

^^^ Trashcan Banana Man

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Postby willeyeam » Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:02 pm

I just can't come around to putting my bare ass on a seat that someone else's bare ass might have been on two minutes ago

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Postby meow » Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:06 pm

There is a bottle of hand sanitizer on the toilet tank at work. It took me longer than I’d like to admit to realize that some dudes use it on the seat

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Postby nocera » Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:45 pm

My work has those sanitary toilet seat covers. Convenient as all hell.

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Postby columbia » Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:51 pm

Certain airports have those cans with an auto/drape the seat. Those are ideal.

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Postby RonnieFranchise » Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:00 pm

My work has those sanitary toilet seat covers. Convenient as all hell.
Ass gaskets

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:18 am

Gasskets

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Postby DigitalGypsy66 » Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:33 am

Excellent point on the work toilet paper - it’s basically a low grit sandpaper.

I have a pack of Cottonelle wipes at work, sealed in a ziploc bag. They do dry out, so I add a little water before entering the staal (lol).

I only use the toilets when I know they’ve been recently cleaned and unused, so no nest building for me.

This has been a very instructive thread.

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Postby MrKennethTKangaroo » Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:02 am

I will openly admit that I do not nest and I do not wipe the seat with hand sanitizer and honestly i do not care if my tuchus touches the same piece of plastic as another man’s tuchus. Big effing deal. Man survived for thousands of years without knowing what a germ or bacteria was...therefore i can survive spending 10 minutes dropping a Deuce on a less than perfect toilet seat. If i see something unsightly on the seat, do make an effort to get rid of it or use a different stall? Of course. But we are grown men and should be able to handle some yuckyness

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Postby RonnieFranchise » Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:03 am

That said if you whiz all over the toilet seat and don’t wipe it off you are a disgusting human being

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Postby Silentom » Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:55 pm

KtK is a real man.

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Postby DigitalGypsy66 » Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:57 pm

I did walk in after this combo: floor dripper and rim pisser. Why leave that behind? Are you an animal?

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Postby AuthorTony » Sat Feb 10, 2018 3:08 pm

Some of you fellows better rethink your bathroom habits.
http://www.techtimes.com/articles/22073 ... report.htm

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Postby Tico Rick » Sat Feb 10, 2018 3:50 pm

KtK is a real man.
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Postby meow » Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:34 pm

Walking a dog in a cemetery.

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Postby count2infinity » Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:35 pm

What's the issue?

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Postby dodint » Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:36 pm

I've run in cemeterys, don't have a problem with a dog in one. Just clean up after it, as you do.

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Postby slappybrown » Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:37 pm

If you have the dog leashed and under control I dont think its an issue. If youre treating it as a dog park and the dog is roaming free, youre a jagoff

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