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Postby blackjack68 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:12 pm

Here's the rest of the ruling. I refer @shafnutz05 to Rule 6.
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Postby dodint » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:14 pm

:lol:

ARE YOU FCKING SORRY?!
No, but I'm not as mad as my post came across as. :lol:

I swear people from other floors come to **** in our bathroom. Most of our floor is a nearly always vacant federal tax courtroom. There is nobody here.

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Postby blackjack68 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:18 pm

off. Just drop a deuce and be done with it. Those rules are absurd.
The rules are not absurd, just common courtesy.

You heathen double deucer.

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Postby tifosi77 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:19 pm

I go in there to relax for 10-15 minutes or so and play on my phone.
If it's raining, I do this, too. Otherwise, I'm outside listening to the fountain and plane spotting.

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Postby Silentom » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:21 pm

Sidebar: will you answer your phone if someone calls you while on the poop receiver?

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Postby nocera » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:23 pm

Sidebar: will you answer your phone if someone calls you while on the poop receiver?
No. If it's a friend or family member, I'll text back: "Pooping. What's up?"

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Postby blackjack68 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:30 pm

Sidebar: will you answer your phone if someone calls you while on the poop receiver?
Hell no.

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Postby Willie Kool » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:33 pm

I go in there to relax for 10-15 minutes or so and play on my phone.
If it's raining, I do this, too. Otherwise, I'm outside listening to the fountain and plane spotting.
If it's not raining, you poop outside while listening to the fountain and plane spotting? Sounds relaxing.

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Postby tifosi77 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:35 pm

Better than yoga.

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Postby tifosi77 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:36 pm

(My take on Shaf's post was that when he's in there for 10-15 breaks, there is no pooping going on.)

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Postby nocera » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:38 pm

If you can't stand the ****, get out of the bathroom.

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Postby Viva la Ben » Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:58 pm

Mother of god, is somebody taking a dump in the bathroom?

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Postby columbia » Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:05 pm

TIL that "on my phone" is a euphemism.

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Postby Viva la Ben » Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:16 pm

I prefer “log out”

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Postby Tico Rick » Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:50 pm

I am currently waiting for a co-worker to vacate the bathroom so I can take care of business. #nodoubledeucing

I prefer not to, but when nature calls, you shouldn't ignore it.
We have two stalls. If someone comes in and plops their big ass down while I'm in the other stall, I will loudly sigh my displeasure and get up and leave. Pinching it off if need be. I don't mind when it's a larger bathroom, but no one wants to sit in a bathroom that is dead quiet except for the noises the other person is making.
Exactly.
Maybe you need to have music piped in.


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Postby DigitalGypsy66 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:53 pm

I prefer “log out”
:lol: :fist:

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Postby the wicked child » Fri Feb 09, 2018 6:17 pm

I prefer to drop a deuce in the comfort of my own bathroom, but if you gotta go, you gotta go.

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Postby shmenguin » Fri Feb 09, 2018 6:35 pm

Have deuced at work less than 5 times in 15 years.

Mainly because I'm a regular m f'er. But also, yes. I hold it if needed because it's gross and I prefer my toilet. I only go at work in emergency situations. Haven't even felt the urge in years though.

Healthy diet with reasonable portions, people. It leads to a lot of good things.

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Postby columbia » Fri Feb 09, 2018 6:39 pm

I’ve been taking probiotics, so pretty healthy on the above subject. However, a few times have been reminiscent of the @shafnutz05 co-worker yogurt story....yoi!

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Postby Viva la Ben » Fri Feb 09, 2018 6:41 pm

Yinz are some fancy lads.

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Postby Willie Kool » Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:09 pm

Healthy diet with reasonable portions, people. It leads to a lot of good things.
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Postby slappybrown » Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:19 pm

I prefer to drop a deuce in the comfort of my own bathroom, but if you gotta go, you gotta go.
Any answer other than this one tells me you have a shtload of weird hang ups beyond this one and we're only scratching the surface

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Postby meow » Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:35 pm

My problem with public toilets is the toilet paper. I’ll poop anywhere if the tp is good.

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Postby willeyeam » Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:39 pm

You guys build a nest?
Not enough answers to this one

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Postby nocera » Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:02 pm

My body is conditioned for every day around 9:30 am. Nothing like getting paid.

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