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Postby count2infinity » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:12 pm

I have a co-worker that does the same... he refuses to go in public at all and will not go at work. Sometimes I go at work just to sit there for 5-10 minutes on my phone. Doesn't bother me at all.

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Postby Silentom » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:21 pm

@NAN

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Postby blackjack68 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:29 pm

I am currently waiting for a co-worker to vacate the bathroom so I can take care of business. #nodoubledeucing

I prefer not to, but when nature calls, you shouldn't ignore it.

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Postby MR25 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:31 pm

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I **** on company time.

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Postby meow » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:31 pm

You guys build a nest?

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Postby willeyeam » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:32 pm

yes

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Postby Silentom » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:32 pm

I bring my toys.

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Postby meow » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:33 pm

yes
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Postby blackjack68 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:33 pm

Phone for me.

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Postby meow » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:35 pm

#IBSpost

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Postby NAN » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:38 pm

Going number 2 in public restrooms. I got a buddy who refuses to do this. He won't even go at work - he's already planning to leave work early as his stomach is telling him it's about time to go. He says it's embarrassing that people could hear him. I say everybody poops and the absolute best time to do is when you're on the clock at work. Pay me to poop, please.

Thoughts? TMI?
I enjoy pooping at work. Kills some time and a nice break. The boss told me one time I need to pinch it off because I took to long.

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Postby shafnutz05 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:40 pm

I am currently waiting for a co-worker to vacate the bathroom so I can take care of business. #nodoubledeucing

I prefer not to, but when nature calls, you shouldn't ignore it.
We have two stalls. If someone comes in and plops their big ass down while I'm in the other stall, I will loudly sigh my displeasure and get up and leave. Pinching it off if need be. I don't mind when it's a larger bathroom, but no one wants to sit in a bathroom that is dead quiet except for the noises the other person is making.

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Postby MrKennethTKangaroo » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:41 pm

OK so we got a bathroom of 3 stalls + 2 urinals for the entire floor. oftentimes, dudes wont leave the stall after they are done doing the deed until the rest of the bathroom is vacated. is that insecure? or just trying to protect ur dignity

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Postby willeyeam » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:42 pm

such a drama shad move

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Postby willeyeam » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:43 pm

OK so we got a bathroom of 3 stalls + 2 urinals for the entire floor. oftentimes, dudes wont leave the stall after they are done doing the deed until the rest of the bathroom is vacated. is that insecure? or just trying to protect ur dignity
i mean if they were in there making a scene for 20 minutes i don't blame them. otherwise who cares

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Postby dodint » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:54 pm

such a drama shad move
Yeah, honestly, wtf is this. My dog doesn't even have that level of stage fright.

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Postby tifosi77 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:56 pm

OK so we got a bathroom of 3 stalls + 2 urinals for the entire floor. oftentimes, dudes wont leave the stall after they are done doing the deed until the rest of the bathroom is vacated. is that insecure? or just trying to protect ur dignity
I depends on the level of...... aromatic disruption..... your activities have caused.

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Postby shafnutz05 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:59 pm

such a drama shad move
Yeah, honestly, wtf is this. My dog doesn't even have that level of stage fright.
I go in there to relax for 10-15 minutes or so and play on my phone. It's not stage fright for me, it's more I don't want to hear constant grunting and squirting. It doesn't help that they are doing construction on two new office suites and there are a ton of construction guys in there that eat nothing but greasy food. It's actually amazing the percentage of people that cannot form a solid stool.

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Postby nocera » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:01 pm

:thumb: Solid discussion.

We have a bunch of facilities at my office but only one has multiple stalls. That's the one I choose. I can't stand someone waiting for me to finish up. Don't rush me. So multiple stalls means I don't have to worry about rushing. And I'm probably the dude who sits in the stall next to you. I don't care who's there. I'm just there to poop, same as you. It's not my fault if you can't handle pooping next to another man.

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Postby dodint » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:02 pm

such a drama shad move
Yeah, honestly, wtf is this. My dog doesn't even have that level of stage fright.
I go in there to relax for 10-15 minutes or so and play on my phone. It's not stage fright for me, it's more I don't want to hear constant grunting and squirting. It doesn't help that they are doing construction on two new office suites and there are a ton of construction guys in there that eat nothing but greasy food. It's actually amazing the percentage of people that cannot form a solid stool.
You and your ilk are the reason why, despite my floor being seemingly empty, there is ALWAYS some assclown in one or both of the stalls. Sorry the people shitting in the toilet is messing with your paid Facebook time. :roll:

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Postby blackjack68 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:05 pm

I am currently waiting for a co-worker to vacate the bathroom so I can take care of business. #nodoubledeucing

I prefer not to, but when nature calls, you shouldn't ignore it.
We have two stalls. If someone comes in and plops their big ass down while I'm in the other stall, I will loudly sigh my displeasure and get up and leave. Pinching it off if need be. I don't mind when it's a larger bathroom, but no one wants to sit in a bathroom that is dead quiet except for the noises the other person is making.
Exactly.

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Postby Silentom » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:08 pm

So if someone comes in, sits down, and immediately lets out one of those insanely amplified toiled farts, you get up and leave at once?

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Postby blackjack68 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:09 pm

If you need a ruling...here are the rules.
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Postby Silentom » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:10 pm

off. Just drop a deuce and be done with it. Those rules are absurd.

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Postby shafnutz05 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:10 pm

:lol:

ARE YOU FCKING SORRY?!

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