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I have a co-worker that does the same... he refuses to go in public at all and will not go at work. Sometimes I go at work just to sit there for 5-10 minutes on my phone. Doesn't bother me at all.
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I am currently waiting for a co-worker to vacate the bathroom so I can take care of business. #nodoubledeucing
I prefer not to, but when nature calls, you shouldn't ignore it.
I prefer not to, but when nature calls, you shouldn't ignore it.
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I **** on company time.
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You guys build a nest?
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I bring my toys.
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Good manyes
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Phone for me.
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I enjoy pooping at work. Kills some time and a nice break. The boss told me one time I need to pinch it off because I took to long.Going number 2 in public restrooms. I got a buddy who refuses to do this. He won't even go at work - he's already planning to leave work early as his stomach is telling him it's about time to go. He says it's embarrassing that people could hear him. I say everybody poops and the absolute best time to do is when you're on the clock at work. Pay me to poop, please.
Thoughts? TMI?
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We have two stalls. If someone comes in and plops their big ass down while I'm in the other stall, I will loudly sigh my displeasure and get up and leave. Pinching it off if need be. I don't mind when it's a larger bathroom, but no one wants to sit in a bathroom that is dead quiet except for the noises the other person is making.I am currently waiting for a co-worker to vacate the bathroom so I can take care of business. #nodoubledeucing
I prefer not to, but when nature calls, you shouldn't ignore it.
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OK so we got a bathroom of 3 stalls + 2 urinals for the entire floor. oftentimes, dudes wont leave the stall after they are done doing the deed until the rest of the bathroom is vacated. is that insecure? or just trying to protect ur dignity
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such a drama shad move
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i mean if they were in there making a scene for 20 minutes i don't blame them. otherwise who caresOK so we got a bathroom of 3 stalls + 2 urinals for the entire floor. oftentimes, dudes wont leave the stall after they are done doing the deed until the rest of the bathroom is vacated. is that insecure? or just trying to protect ur dignity
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Yeah, honestly, wtf is this. My dog doesn't even have that level of stage fright.such a drama shad move
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I depends on the level of...... aromatic disruption..... your activities have caused.OK so we got a bathroom of 3 stalls + 2 urinals for the entire floor. oftentimes, dudes wont leave the stall after they are done doing the deed until the rest of the bathroom is vacated. is that insecure? or just trying to protect ur dignity
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I go in there to relax for 10-15 minutes or so and play on my phone. It's not stage fright for me, it's more I don't want to hear constant grunting and squirting. It doesn't help that they are doing construction on two new office suites and there are a ton of construction guys in there that eat nothing but greasy food. It's actually amazing the percentage of people that cannot form a solid stool.Yeah, honestly, wtf is this. My dog doesn't even have that level of stage fright.such a drama shad move
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Solid discussion.
We have a bunch of facilities at my office but only one has multiple stalls. That's the one I choose. I can't stand someone waiting for me to finish up. Don't rush me. So multiple stalls means I don't have to worry about rushing. And I'm probably the dude who sits in the stall next to you. I don't care who's there. I'm just there to poop, same as you. It's not my fault if you can't handle pooping next to another man.
We have a bunch of facilities at my office but only one has multiple stalls. That's the one I choose. I can't stand someone waiting for me to finish up. Don't rush me. So multiple stalls means I don't have to worry about rushing. And I'm probably the dude who sits in the stall next to you. I don't care who's there. I'm just there to poop, same as you. It's not my fault if you can't handle pooping next to another man.
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You and your ilk are the reason why, despite my floor being seemingly empty, there is ALWAYS some assclown in one or both of the stalls. Sorry the people shitting in the toilet is messing with your paid Facebook time.I go in there to relax for 10-15 minutes or so and play on my phone. It's not stage fright for me, it's more I don't want to hear constant grunting and squirting. It doesn't help that they are doing construction on two new office suites and there are a ton of construction guys in there that eat nothing but greasy food. It's actually amazing the percentage of people that cannot form a solid stool.Yeah, honestly, wtf is this. My dog doesn't even have that level of stage fright.such a drama shad move
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Exactly.We have two stalls. If someone comes in and plops their big ass down while I'm in the other stall, I will loudly sigh my displeasure and get up and leave. Pinching it off if need be. I don't mind when it's a larger bathroom, but no one wants to sit in a bathroom that is dead quiet except for the noises the other person is making.I am currently waiting for a co-worker to vacate the bathroom so I can take care of business. #nodoubledeucing
I prefer not to, but when nature calls, you shouldn't ignore it.
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So if someone comes in, sits down, and immediately lets out one of those insanely amplified toiled farts, you get up and leave at once?
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If you need a ruling...here are the rules.
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off. Just drop a deuce and be done with it. Those rules are absurd.
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ARE YOU FCKING SORRY?!
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