I need a ruling on this

Postby **shafnutz05** » Tue May 01, 2018 11:18 am

d) Go full blown white knight and offer to "Vanquish this beast for mi'lady". Tip your fedora when done.

Postby **meow** » Tue May 01, 2018 11:31 am

Option A for sure.

Postby **blackjack68** » Tue May 01, 2018 11:57 am

I would’ve killed it without asking.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Tue May 01, 2018 12:02 pm

The bug or...?

Postby **blackjack68** » Tue May 01, 2018 2:19 pm

The bug or...?

Either way, your problem is solved.

Postby **MR25** » Tue May 01, 2018 3:50 pm

Blackjack68 is not responsible for any murder charges obtained from your decision

Postby **blackjack68** » Tue May 01, 2018 11:59 pm

Blackjack68 is not responsible for any murder charges obtained from your decision

I read this in a hushed speedy legal disclaimer tone.

Postby **MrKennethTKangaroo** » Wed May 02, 2018 8:28 am

the bug girl was brave enough to make an appearance on the bus again yesterday, so it is good to know that she survived the trauma

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Wed May 02, 2018 8:29 am

Did you tell her mikey is the star QB in a rec league?

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Wed May 02, 2018 9:23 am

I will be her knight in shining armor coming to her emotional rescue...

Postby **dodint** » Wed May 02, 2018 9:56 am

Just don't push her in the chest with your foot if she's not impressed.

Postby **blackjack68** » Wed May 02, 2018 10:22 am

I will be her knight in shining armor coming to her emotional rescue...

She will be mine, she will be mine, all mine.

Postby **meow** » Fri May 11, 2018 2:49 pm

What is the acceptable distance, measured in steps, that it is acceptable for a man to unzip his pants when approaching a urinal?

Must be at the urinal and feet settled
At the urinal, but feet still being situated
One step from urinal
Two steps from urinal
Three or more steps from urinal

Postby **dodint** » Fri May 11, 2018 2:52 pm

Unzip? I'll go with two steps. But for the mongoloids that also unclasp the button, you do that when you're stationary.

Unless you're waiting in line. You don't unzip behind another man. mikey.

Postby **Silentom** » Fri May 11, 2018 2:54 pm

One step.

Postby **tifosi77** » Fri May 11, 2018 3:00 pm

Zero steps.

Postby **MWB** » Fri May 11, 2018 3:11 pm

Unzip? I'll go with two steps. But for the mongoloids that also unclasp the button, you do that when you're stationary.

Unless you're waiting in line. You don't unzip behind another man. mikey.

This is correct.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Fri May 11, 2018 3:19 pm

Unzip? I'll go with two steps. But for the mongoloids that also unclasp the button, you do that when you're stationary.

Unless you're waiting in line. You don't unzip behind another man. mikey.

I'm with this...though I'd prefer 1.5 or 1 step. And to leave me out of the discussion...the rest is on point...I could even accept two steps if you're coming up to a divider or are behind a wall or no one else is at it...

Postby **dodint** » Fri May 11, 2018 3:27 pm

"leave me out of the discussion..."

Oh, yeah, it's *my* fault 'mikey' is immediately associated with 'unzip.' k.

Postby **blackjack68** » Fri May 11, 2018 3:47 pm

There's usually no one else in our bathroom upon approach. So two steps for me.

Postby **Willie Kool** » Fri May 11, 2018 4:22 pm

Unzip? I'll go with two steps. But for the mongoloids that also unclasp the button, you do that when you're stationary.

On the extremely rare occasion I use a public urinal, the button is undone as soon as I clear the door and the zipper goes as I make my approach...

Postby **iamjs** » Fri May 11, 2018 4:30 pm

I go with a step from the urinal at most. You never know if anybody else is in the restroom.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Fri May 11, 2018 4:31 pm

@WK

Postby **Willie Kool** » Fri May 11, 2018 4:34 pm

You never know if anybody else is in the restroom.

Honestly, IDGAF if anybody else is in there. It's not like I'm whipping it out and twirling it as I walk across the room...

Postby **iamjs** » Fri May 11, 2018 4:37 pm