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Postby MrKennethTKangaroo » Mon Nov 29, 2021 8:44 am

/ hide from my wife while she decorates for Christmas and I get yelled at for not helping and helping wrong (in cyclical form)
^ Me when it is time to do the Christmas tree lights. She still finds me. They are never right and she gets pissy trying to fix them. Every year. So glad that's done for another 12 months.

Question while hanging up the blue light bulbs in a specific order:

Her: "Are you having fun?"
Me: "Of course"

:?

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Postby Viva la Ben » Mon Nov 29, 2021 8:55 am

Similar to the fentanyl stuff… they were apprehended at the border, but nothing is being done?

And I had no clue South African illegal immigrants were a problem until just this moment.
Omicron South Africans are the New Mexican rapists and Muslim terrorists.

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Postby Viva la Ben » Mon Nov 29, 2021 8:55 am

Be afraid.

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Mon Nov 29, 2021 8:57 am

Brown people are scary.

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Postby King Colby » Mon Nov 29, 2021 9:09 am

/ hide from my wife while she decorates for Christmas and I get yelled at for not helping and helping wrong (in cyclical form)
^ Me when it is time to do the Christmas tree lights. She still finds me. They are never right and she gets pissy trying to fix them. Every year. So glad that's done for another 12 months.
We bought a pre-lit tree but the lights of course broke in like 2 years. So a couple years ago I took the pre-lighting off and re-wrapped it with 2200 lights. Every single branch, wound tightly. Took me like 12 hours. They haven't moved an inch. I wrap the tree in movers plastic and shove it in the box.

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Postby nocera » Mon Nov 29, 2021 9:12 am

/ hide from my wife while she decorates for Christmas and I get yelled at for not helping and helping wrong (in cyclical form)
^ Me when it is time to do the Christmas tree lights. She still finds me. They are never right and she gets pissy trying to fix them. Every year. So glad that's done for another 12 months.
We bought a pre-lit tree but the lights of course broke in like 2 years. So a couple years ago I took the pre-lighting off and re-wrapped it with 2200 lights. Every single branch, wound tightly. Took me like 12 hours. They haven't moved an inch. I wrap the tree in movers plastic and shove it in the box.
You're way more patient than I am. I definitely would've bought a new pre-lit tree.

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Postby NTP66 » Mon Nov 29, 2021 9:14 am

I paid $379 for a 6.5' pine pre-lit with white LEDs from Balsam Hill back in 2011, and it still looks amazing. This is basically the same tree, only with color LEDs, but that price... oof. https://www.balsamhill.com/p/rocky-moun ... ku=2808532
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Postby King Colby » Mon Nov 29, 2021 9:28 am

Yeah I got a 7.5 footer on black Friday back in 2014 for like $400. I couldn't justify buying another one after 2 years of use. The tree also looks great its just the lights that were the problem. I also got the 2200 lights on black Friday, something like $4 per strand of 100 but also $50 off $100 of Christmas stuff.

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Postby nocera » Mon Nov 29, 2021 9:36 am

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Postby skullman80 » Mon Nov 29, 2021 9:49 am

I paid $379 for a 6.5' pine pre-lit with white LEDs from Balsam Hill back in 2011, and it still looks amazing. This is basically the same tree, only with color LEDs, but that price... oof. https://www.balsamhill.com/p/rocky-moun ... ku=2808532
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My wife would have a breakdown if our tree had that few ornaments :lol: . We have a 7 ft pre lit tree...and I swear there are 500 + ornaments on the thing. I finally got her to stop buying more randomly haha. There is not a nook or cranny on our tree that doesn't have an ornament on it.

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Postby genoscoif » Mon Nov 29, 2021 9:52 am

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Postby NTP66 » Mon Nov 29, 2021 9:54 am

I paid $379 for a 6.5' pine pre-lit with white LEDs from Balsam Hill back in 2011, and it still looks amazing. This is basically the same tree, only with color LEDs, but that price... oof. https://www.balsamhill.com/p/rocky-moun ... ku=2808532
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My wife would have a breakdown if our tree had that few ornaments :lol: . We have a 7 ft pre lit tree...and I swear there are 500 + ornaments on the thing. I finally got her to stop buying more randomly haha. There is not a nook or cranny on our tree that doesn't have an ornament on it.
We had many more ornaments on it last year, though I think it will look more like the picture above this year thanks to the new kittens. I expect half of them to be knocked off the tree, if I'm being honest.

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Postby dodint » Mon Nov 29, 2021 9:55 am

I paid $379 for a 6.5' pine pre-lit with white LEDs from Balsam Hill back in 2011, and it still looks amazing. This is basically the same tree, only with color LEDs, but that price... oof. https://www.balsamhill.com/p/rocky-moun ... ku=2808532
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My wife would have a breakdown if our tree had that few ornaments :lol: . We have a 7 ft pre lit tree...and I swear there are 500 + ornaments on the thing. I finally got her to stop buying more randomly haha. There is not a nook or cranny on our tree that doesn't have an ornament on it.
That's why my wife has three trees. :face:

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Postby DigitalGypsy66 » Mon Nov 29, 2021 11:54 am

Yeah, we have two trees for all of the accumulated ornaments.

She wouldn't let me hang the **** 2020 ornament on the main tree. :(

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Postby Gaucho » Mon Nov 29, 2021 12:07 pm

War on Christmas.

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Postby tifosi77 » Mon Nov 29, 2021 12:40 pm

Took a bit of a break from this thread over the weekend, but boy howdy were there some takes.

- Depictions of LGBTQ fictional characters subvert innocence
- People actually live at the North Pole... and they are white
- Jesus was an Arab

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Postby count2infinity » Mon Nov 29, 2021 2:37 pm

My wife reported that when she drove by a house that was all decked out in Christmas lights this past Saturday to go shopping, there was a giant piece of plywood painted white with black letters that said "GOD IS REAL". When she drove by it on the way back from shopping, it was now completely painted black with white letters that say "LET'S GO BRANDON!". Guess they decided to drop the whole spread love and kindness thing that God wants to roll with trolling libs that drive by. :lol:

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Postby tifosi77 » Mon Nov 29, 2021 3:16 pm

Once again, I would like to tip my hat to the world for being in on the ploy to get American Democrats voted into political office. It takes a lot of work to keep a global conspiracy of this scale under wraps and everything on the down low, so you guys are really doing yeoman's work. *golf clap*

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Postby Willie Kool » Mon Nov 29, 2021 4:22 pm

- Depictions of LGBTQ fictional characters subvert innocence

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Postby Willie Kool » Mon Nov 29, 2021 4:25 pm

Once again, I would like to tip my hat to the world for being in on the ploy to get American Democrats voted into political office. It takes a lot of work to keep a global conspiracy of this scale under wraps and everything on the down low, so you guys are really doing yeoman's work. *golf clap*
It's not the whole world - just the socialist and/or brown shithole countries. You don't see that crap from, say, Brasil or Belarus...

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Postby Gaucho » Mon Nov 29, 2021 4:30 pm

TIL Brazil is not a brown, at times socialist shithole country.

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Postby Willie Kool » Mon Nov 29, 2021 4:35 pm

TIL Brazil is not a brown, at times socialist shithole country.
8-)

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Postby Gaucho » Mon Nov 29, 2021 4:37 pm

I totally fell for it, didn't I?

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Postby CBear3 » Mon Nov 29, 2021 5:25 pm

- Depictions of LGBTQ fictional characters subvert innocence

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Is that real? How did we not spend 10 pages on this :scared: :lol:

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