Lane Kiffin, Steelers OC.
Missed this last week, please tell me this is in jest.
That's my hot take for who they should get in fantasy land. Would he say no and stay HC at FAU? Doubt it.
Lean into the drama, tif. Do an allegheny clipper sex boat scandal too. Maybe lev bell starts coming to practices in different costumes. All aboard the Lane train.
No, I will not countenance these abject shenanigans.
SC is covered like a pro team in Los Angeles, especially in the years during and since Pete Carroll's tenure. It was manifestly clear that this guy was a thermonuclear dope, with a yield of around 100 megatons of idiot. Drop him in a locker room with a HOF QB, and two generational talents at other skill positions, and he'll wither and be a sideshow. Not only that, I wouldn't put it past him to minimize JJSS's role with team because he's an SC guy. (I'm not joking about that, he's that petty.)
In conclusion, yours is a bad take.