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Postby dodint » Tue Apr 25, 2017 4:10 pm

There's NO WAY off? Like, start backing people up 1 by 1 to an exit?
This is what surprised me. Divert traffic at exit 6 and then start peeling people back via u-turns and have them get off at exit 5.

Your tax dollars at work, kiddos.

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Postby mac5155 » Tue Apr 25, 2017 4:17 pm

It kills me that state troopers don't do this. Yesterday on I-70 I was stuck at a standstill for 45 minutes, roughly 100 yards before the Monongahela exit. There's a wreck between Monongahela and Bentleyville WB.

There's also a side road that runs parallel, you can get right off and right back on at the next exit and bypass the wreck completely by about a 45 second detour. Instead, doofus state trooper sat there with his lights on right past the exit. Had he gotten out of his car and told people one-by-one, traffic would've flown right through. But otherwise, he just sat there presumably surfing Facebook while traffic backed up to the Speers bridge (4+ miles).

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Postby dodint » Mon May 15, 2017 5:02 pm

E Ohio St. what the ****?

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Postby Silentom » Mon May 15, 2017 6:18 pm

E Ohio St. what the ****?
Any time after 4:15 on that street is traffic suicide.

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Postby dodint » Mon May 15, 2017 8:51 pm

Well, the peeps on the bus that normally ride it were also quite unimpressed. Something out of the ordinary was up.

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Postby MR25 » Mon May 15, 2017 9:15 pm

279 North looked all kinds of backed up while I was driving down to South Side Slopes for my ultimate game

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Postby nocera » Tue May 16, 2017 10:08 am

279 North looked all kinds of backed up while I was driving down to South Side Slopes for my ultimate game
Took me about an hour to get home when it usually takes 40 min. So, it wasn't that bad. Some idiot got into an accident in the "express" lane and since there's no way on or off for miles, it pretty well screwed everybody. Luckily for me, I actually paid attention to the digital sign telling traffic to take the "local" lane due to an accident on the express side. I have no idea why the long line of cars in front of me ignored it and drove directly into standstill traffic.

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Postby meecrofilm » Tue May 16, 2017 7:23 pm

279 North looked all kinds of backed up while I was driving down to South Side Slopes for my ultimate game
Took me about an hour to get home when it usually takes 40 min. So, it wasn't that bad. Some idiot got into an accident in the "express" lane and since there's no way on or off for miles, it pretty well screwed everybody. Luckily for me, I actually paid attention to the digital sign telling traffic to take the "local" lane due to an accident on the express side. I have no idea why the long line of cars in front of me ignored it and drove directly into standstill traffic.
Really? NO idea at all? :lol:

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Postby nocera » Tue May 16, 2017 8:47 pm

They weren't paying attention? They're masochists?

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Postby Silentom » Wed May 17, 2017 8:21 am

Morons is more accurate.

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Postby dodint » Wed May 17, 2017 9:34 am

Inbound 28 is closed again today. I heard it was a motorcyclist which probably couldn't have ended well.

*but*

It closed north of me so I got to enjoy an 85mph jaunt down 28, setting a new personal record.

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Postby mac5155 » Wed May 17, 2017 9:51 am

Anyone else here drive 79 North from Bridgeville to the Parkway West?

Why is it always a sh*tshow. I get rainy days but today was fine. 30 minutes from Bridgeville exit to Robinson..

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Postby Silentom » Thu May 18, 2017 10:30 am

Anyone else here drive 79 North from Bridgeville to the Parkway West?

Why is it always a sh*tshow. I get rainy days but today was fine. 30 minutes from Bridgeville exit to Robinson..
Probably because people forget how to drive as soon as they get near the Parkways. Except for North.

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Postby dodint » Thu May 18, 2017 10:31 am

Source of the post Probably because people forget how to drive as soon as they get near the Parkways.
Look, Facebook ain't gonna check itself.

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Postby Silentom » Thu May 18, 2017 10:46 am

Source of the post Probably because people forget how to drive as soon as they get near the Parkways.
Look, Facebook ain't gonna check itself.
That, and people seem to collectively pucker their anus' when they see a tunnel or merge point.

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Postby dodint » Thu May 18, 2017 10:50 am

Some old lady was checking her phone while we were sitting at a stale red light at Grant/11th yesterday on my way home. Her foot must've come off the brake and she rolled right into me. I opted not to even bother getting out and asking her wtf her problem was. Glad I didn't bother escalating in the end since when I got home the back of my car was fine. I did film her passing me to go down Grant in case there needed to be a claim though.

I'm getting old; younger me would've made my presence known.

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Postby nocera » Thu May 18, 2017 10:52 am

I watched a school bus pulled up to a stop sign yesterday and the driver was checking his phone the entire way. I realized when he passed that the bus was empty.

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Postby dodint » Fri Jun 09, 2017 9:15 am

Why the **** is this Jennifer Hudson LBGTOMGBBQ Pride **** being setup at 8am on Friday morning? Some of us have work to do. The stage is at my building and it's complete gridlock from the middle of the Veterans bridge all the way down to Liberty/10th. Do **** off.

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Postby MR25 » Fri Jun 09, 2017 10:10 am

Is that why Boulevard of the Allies inbound was so f**ked this morning?

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Postby MrKennethTKangaroo » Fri Jun 09, 2017 10:14 am

yes

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Postby MR25 » Fri Jun 09, 2017 10:27 am

Glad I was going the other way

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Postby Silentom » Fri Jun 16, 2017 8:31 am

That rain really boned my commute yesterday. Naturally we had a monsoon on the one day I wasn't on campus, but had to pop in at an event in Schenley Park.

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Postby LITT » Fri Jun 16, 2017 8:33 am

speaking of actual traffic copters

do radio people that report on traffic just look at google maps/waze/traffic camera website to monitor?

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Postby MR25 » Fri Jun 16, 2017 9:20 am

The Boulevard has been really bad this week.

Of course, it has rained almost every day. No one in this **** city can drive in it.

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Postby Pavel Bure » Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:13 am

School is back in. The city is a mess

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