Strange Happenings Thread

Postby **stillgeezer** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 11:35 am

http://www.khq.com/story/30338237/ex-co ... omans-feet
I'm amazed by the number of freakazoids floating today. No offense to any foot licker, womens underwaer fans on the board.

Postby **shafnutz05** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 9:38 pm

Bump

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/joplin/ ... eys-648932

Meth, not even once

Postby **columbia** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 9:40 pm

Although I think it should be legal to put anything you want in your body, meth is a terrible substance.

Postby **shafnutz05** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 9:42 pm

To be fair, I was guessing meth based on the left mugshot. No idea though.

Postby **columbia** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 9:43 pm

Nonetheless, it's bad news. But have at it, if you wish.

Postby **shafnutz05** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 9:46 pm

The heartbreaking scene(s) with the young kid in Breaking Bad scarred me for life when it comes to that stuff. Not that I was going to before, but would never, ever touch it.

Postby **columbia** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 4:07 pm

Cronut Line Rerouted Due To Dead Body
http://gothamist.com/2016/07/22/cronut_line_corpse.php

Postby **columbia** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 4:09 pm

Body of man that ran from Lower Merion police pulled from Schuylkill River
http://mainlinemedianews.com/articles/2 ... 054594.txt

That plan didn't work out....

Postby **dodint** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 8:27 pm

This fits here, I think. When in an argument while on safari, storming out of the car dramatically is unwise:

More startling than graphic, but she didn't make it, so...spoilered.

edit: Even worse, she lived, a woman that ran to save her did not.

Postby **slappybrown** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 11:54 pm

Holy sht

Postby **columbia** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 5:18 pm

Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity
http://crazed.com/wyoming-man-eyeballs-in-cavity/

Postby **Silentom** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 5:20 pm

................

Postby **dodint** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 5:57 pm

Yeah. I mean, honestly, might as well lock the thread now.

Postby **Factorial** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 8:06 pm

Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity
http://crazed.com/wyoming-man-eyeballs-in-cavity/

No pic?

Postby **Shyster** » Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:41 am

Police: Pennsylvania bridal shop co-owner stood naked in store window
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/07/27/po ... indow.html

Postby **PFiDC** » Wed Aug 10, 2016 2:01 pm

http://www.gizmodo.com/siberian-miners- ... 1785039976

Diamond miners in the remote Siberian town of Udachny received quite a shock this week, when instead of pulling shiny rocks from the sand they unearthed a bizarre mummified creature that looks more than a little like the escaped spawn of that three-jawed dog monster in The Thing.

Postby **Sam's Drunk Dog** » Wed Aug 10, 2016 4:49 pm

Russian chupacabra?

Postby **Willie Kool** » Tue Aug 16, 2016 10:30 pm

WTF Florida.

The sheriff's office responded to the home in Tequesta after a neighbor called 911, and a deputy found Harrouff on top of the male victim's body in the driveway biting off pieces of his victim's face, Snyder said.

Snyder said initial drug test results for the suspect showed no signs of methamphetamine, cocaine, heroin or other common drugs in his blood. Snyder said Harrouff was making "animal like sounds" after he was arrested and was incoherent.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/col ... ff-n632126

Postby **PFiDC** » Wed Aug 17, 2016 12:55 pm

Oh great. I move to the city right as the zombie apocalypse starts. Damn it!

Postby **dodint** » Thu Sep 08, 2016 9:08 am

http://kfor.com/2016/09/07/oklahoma-mot ... -marriage/

Patricia Spann, 43, and Misty Spann, 25, were married in March 2016 in Comanche County, court records show.
Police say Patricia is Misty’s biological mother.
...
Patricia told officials she didn’t think she was breaking any laws by marrying Misty because her name is no longer listed on her daughter’s birth certificate.
...
Court records show this isn’t the first time Patricia has married one of her own children.
She also married one of her sons in 2008.
However, court records show that marriage was annulled in March 2010.

Postby **columbia** » Thu Sep 08, 2016 9:09 am

43? She looks to be 55.

Postby **dodint** » Thu Sep 08, 2016 9:35 am

You suppose they always coordinate their clothes or they just always wear Superman gear?

Postby **dodint** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 11:41 am

Kind of tame but thought this was amusing:

Austrian presidential election to be postponed due to faulty glue

Postby **shafnutz05** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 11:55 am

The matching Superman shirts are fantastic.

Postby **shafnutz05** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:48 pm

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime ... 3Mm4L4N9L/

A 56-year-old man was arrested Monday after police said he drove naked through his Boynton Beach neighborhood with electrical wires attached to his genitals.

Someone called police after Kurt Allen Jenkins reportedly slowed his white four-door Toyota and made sexual advances toward that person. Jenkins allegedly motioned toward his groin area, at which point the person saw the wires, and opened the passenger-side door.

Jenkins continued his slow drive through the neighborhood west of Congress Avenue and south of Miner Road as school-aged children got off the bus, the caller told police.

Two marked police cars were needed to pull over Jenkins, who reluctantly stepped out of his car only wearing red shorts, a police report states.