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[LITT]

https://imgur.com/pzt58iW

idk how to post things

[Willie Kool]

Maybe he is an alien... not like illegal alien that you build a wall to try to keep out... but like a Star Trek alien.

lol that was my first thought, but more like They Live:

[Jim]

That would have been a better analogy.

[Factorial]

[mikey]

Way to be clutch there Julio Jones...

[Silentom]

He probably wouldn't have gotten anything more than whiplash if he'd stayed in the car.

[Tomas]

The complete video: If she were in a video game, she is on her (n-1)th life now:

https://www.facebook.com/sedMoNOW/video ... 257449795/

[dodint]

Yeah. Engineers spent years developing cutting age safety features, the car is basically a giant cage designed to hit things*, but this guy (thought it was a chick, but hey) wants to take his chances with the truck on his own. Cool.

*but, the airbags and crumple zones are already compromised, the crashworthiness for secondary impacts are much, much lower. Still, I'm going to take my chances inside the metal cage, thanks.

[mikey]

Also thought chick, for various reasons...

[Tomas]

He probably wouldn't have gotten anything more than whiplash if he'd stayed in the car.

Ex-ante, I would not want to run the probabilities in the potentially last few seconds of my life that the incoming truck would just harmlessly spin my car versus empty-can crushes it into the truck in front of me...
I'd give the decision perfect 10, while the execution gets less due to the trip. Combined score: 5/7

[dodint]

Props to the camerawork, by the way. So often when someone is about to be killed the cameraman freaks out and looks away. This one even got the panning right.

[Tomas]

Props to the camerawork, by the way. So often when someone is about to be killed the cameraman freaks out and looks away. This one even got the panning right.

Except, of course, the dreaded "portrait vs. landscape."

(Personally, I absolutely not get why anybody would ever start filming that way. The phone in the landscape orientation is easier to grab, shows more action...)

[dodint]

Yeah, I don't get that either. I always assume it's iPhone users that think Facetime is real life.

[NTP66]

He probably wouldn't have gotten anything more than whiplash if he'd stayed in the car.

Ex-ante, I would not want to run the probabilities in the potentially last few seconds of my life that the incoming truck would just harmlessly spin my car versus empty-can crushes it into the truck in front of me...
I'd give the decision perfect 10, while the execution gets less due to the trip. Combined score: 5/7

Agreed.

[NTP66]

[shmenguin]

Also thought chick, for various reasons...

[NTP66]

Cat: no **** given.

[Gaucho]

Excellent.

[Jim]

Punt!

[columbia]

[Factorial]

to both of those.

[Gaucho]

[DigitalGypsy66]

That cat has to be injured, right? I've never seen one so chill near that many people...and moving machinery (unless it was conditioned to eat after hearing a can opener).

[NTP66]

It's a Calico, which is Latin for "**** you all, I do what I want". My wife had one, and it was the most stubborn cat on the planet.

[Silentom]

My youngest would cat would do something like that. I've never met such a friendly, sociable cat.

We were having some cable issues a while back, and she followed the tech around the house, eventually jumping up onto his leg for pets, while he was working on our router.