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Postby **tifosi77** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 7:18 pm

Sea lions are fine. You know who the real dicks are? Bottlenosed dolphins and sea otters. They are absolute dadholes.

Postby **NTP66** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 7:30 pm

Wrong on sea otters, hater.

Postby **tifosi77** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 7:55 pm

Sea otters face-rape seal pups to death.

Postby **NTP66** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:12 pm

Which is rare. I’m not going to lump the rest of them in with a few bad apples.

Postby **shafnutz05** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:19 pm

Sea otters are bad hombres

Postby **dodint** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:27 pm

Sea otters face-rape seal pups to death.

This is more believable than Avenatti.

Postby **Shyster** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:29 pm

Sea otters face-rape seal pups to death.
This is more believable than Avenatti.

Postby **tifosi77** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:34 pm

Around 11% of wild sea otter deaths in California are attributable at least in part to trauma related to mating.

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 3:09 pm

Well then don't have sex with them tif...

Postby **Silentom** » Mon Oct 29, 2018 9:05 am

AR15 versus steel plate.

Postby **NTP66** » Mon Oct 29, 2018 9:29 am

Postby **dodint** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 12:04 pm

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 12:24 pm

"Oh this is cute"

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 12:29 pm

*holds it up in front of her current clothes, as if that's how clothes are worn*

Postby **dodint** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 12:31 pm

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

Duration of the relationship dictates the candor of the answer.

Postby **Jim** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 12:49 pm

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

Duration of the relationship dictates the candor of the answer.

Technically, you can usually honestly answer "no". it is typically not the dress that makes her look fat. It is the fat on her ass, hips, tummy, that flappy arm pit bulge area, etc, that make her look fat, not the dress.

Postby **blackjack68** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 1:00 pm

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

Duration of the relationship dictates the candor of the answer.

I have effectively used, “It doesn’t make you look as beautiful as you are.”

21 years of marriage and counting.

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 1:09 pm

*takes notes from blackjack and not Jim*

Postby **Jim** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 2:15 pm

What? I said that you can say "no" and feel confident that you are telling her the 100% truth.

I didn't say to tell her, "No. It would be the half sheet cake that you ate this week that makes you look fat."

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 2:19 pm

It's because I'm an idiot and if I think those things, they'll eventually spill out of my dumb mouth.

Postby **Silentom** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 8:31 am

In awe at the size of this lad:

https://i.imgur.com/sD3Tn1G.gifv

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 8:40 am

absolute unit.

Postby **dodint** » Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:54 am

Postby **NTP66** » Tue Nov 20, 2018 2:31 pm

Postby **CBear3** » Tue Nov 20, 2018 2:42 pm

Where did that come from? That totally looks like my HyVee

edit: except mine doesn't have a stupid curb.