GIFs and only GIFs. No JIFs Allowed

Postby **dodint** » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:13 pm

I'm willing to sit and wait for a hambeast.

Postby **Silentom** » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:20 pm

Meanwhile, in Germany:

Postby **dodint** » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:23 pm

It really has been loading for several minutes now.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:26 pm

Is that like their Lebron James or something...?

Postby **tifosi77** » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:20 pm

It's funny that Germany's Neymar is a fat lady interacting with a lady police officer.

Postby **Jim** » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:16 pm

That dude's man card has officially been revoked.

Worked on my phone. She probably got him by 30 pounds. Plus, she's built like a power lifer, not just a fatty.

Punch her in the face and she probably doesn't even react.

Postby **Shyster** » Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:59 pm

That McDonalds lady executed a brilliant tottari (とったり “arm bar throw”) followed by an oshitaoshi (押し倒し “front push down”) and then a okuritaoshi (送り倒し “rear push down”). Excellent sumo.

Postby **NTP66** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 2:40 pm

Postby **NTP66** » Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:10 pm

Better every loop.

Postby **NTP66** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 3:17 pm

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 3:21 pm

Oh man...

Postby **NTP66** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:38 pm

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:40 pm

What is that thing, and why are you trying to take it off like a b*tch...?

Postby **NTP66** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:43 pm

Cactus testicle.

Postby **dodint** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:44 pm

Explains why it sticks to the inside of your leg so well.

Postby **NTP66** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:44 pm

It's a cactus.

Postby **Silentom** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:45 pm

Why didn't the guy it was attached to just use his other foot to push it off?

Postby **NTP66** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:45 pm

Because that probably would have just made it roll down his leg, sticking him more?

Postby **blackjack68** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:45 pm

Cactus testicle.

Explains why it sticks to the inside of your leg so well.

Well, on a hot and sweaty day, these things have a real tendency to stick to your leg.

Postby **dodint** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:46 pm

Bingo.

Postby **NTP66** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:47 pm

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:50 pm

Why not just grab it with like a piece of cloth and then throw it away or anything else...

Postby **NTP66** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 1:02 pm

Postby **Jim** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 1:21 pm

Sea Lions are dicks.

Postby **Tomas** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 5:34 pm

Sea Lions are dicks.

That dumbass in the kayak poked him!