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Sea lions are fine. You know who the real dicks are? Bottlenosed dolphins and sea otters. They are absolute dadholes.
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Wrong on sea otters, hater.
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Sea otters face-rape seal pups to death.
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Which is rare. I’m not going to lump the rest of them in with a few bad apples.
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Sea otters are bad hombres
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This is more believable than Avenatti.Sea otters face-rape seal pups to death.
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This is more believable than Avenatti.Sea otters face-rape seal pups to death.
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Around 11% of wild sea otter deaths in California are attributable at least in part to trauma related to mating.
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Well then don't have sex with them tif...
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"Oh this is cute"
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*holds it up in front of her current clothes, as if that's how clothes are worn*
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"Does this dress make me look fat?"
Duration of the relationship dictates the candor of the answer.
Duration of the relationship dictates the candor of the answer.
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"Does this dress make me look fat?"
Duration of the relationship dictates the candor of the answer.
Technically, you can usually honestly answer "no". it is typically not the dress that makes her look fat. It is the fat on her ass, hips, tummy, that flappy arm pit bulge area, etc, that make her look fat, not the dress.
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I have effectively used, “It doesn’t make you look as beautiful as you are.”"Does this dress make me look fat?"
Duration of the relationship dictates the candor of the answer.
21 years of marriage and counting.
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*takes notes from blackjack and not Jim*
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What? I said that you can say "no" and feel confident that you are telling her the 100% truth.
I didn't say to tell her, "No. It would be the half sheet cake that you ate this week that makes you look fat."
I didn't say to tell her, "No. It would be the half sheet cake that you ate this week that makes you look fat."
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It's because I'm an idiot and if I think those things, they'll eventually spill out of my dumb mouth.
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absolute unit.
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Where did that come from? That totally looks like my HyVee
edit: except mine doesn't have a stupid curb.
edit: except mine doesn't have a stupid curb.
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