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Postby Gabe » Tue Nov 03, 2020 3:45 pm

Salaritas. meh

my ranking
Qdoba
Tijuana Flats
Pancheros
Moes
anything else
Chipotle.

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Postby meow » Tue Nov 03, 2020 3:46 pm

Get cultured, you smooth brains

On The Border is a Chili’s with a fake mustache and a sombrero from a kid’s birthday party from Chi-Chi’s in 1989 where no one miraculously died from food poisoning.

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Postby meow » Tue Nov 03, 2020 3:47 pm

Salaritas. meh

my ranking
Qdoba
Tijuana Flats
Pancheros
Moes
anything else
Chipotle.
This is wrong and you should feel bad, Gabe.

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Postby mikey » Tue Nov 03, 2020 3:47 pm

Gabe, since meow is a big sack of dog vomit, can you explain to us what that "S" word is please...? You seem to know...

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Postby meow » Tue Nov 03, 2020 3:48 pm

Gabe, since meow is a big sack of dog vomit, can you explain to us what that "S" word is please...? You seem to know...
It’s not hard. Just imagine eating chipotle or qdoba and it not tasting like a stripper’s brown eye. Boom. That’s salsartitas.
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Postby willeyeam » Tue Nov 03, 2020 3:48 pm

los pollos hermanos

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Postby Gabe » Tue Nov 03, 2020 3:53 pm

Granted, I haven't had Salaritas since about circa 2012, but at that time, their chicken was sitting in a tub of murky liquid and spooned on to your tortilla or bowl. an overall soggy mess. The only thing I would get there is a take home kit, cuz I could *shudder* drain the chicken.

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Postby DigitalGypsy66 » Tue Nov 03, 2020 3:58 pm

Isn't Salsarita's Mall Food Court Mexican? Like Sbarro? :lol:

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Postby mikey » Tue Nov 03, 2020 3:59 pm

Gabe, since meow is a big sack of dog vomit, can you explain to us what that "S" word is please...? You seem to know...
It’s not hard. Just imagine eating chipotle or qdoba and it not tasting like a stripper’s brown eye. Boom. That’s salsartitas.
So...almost completely flavorless to...some...flavor...? How many strippers work at your salsaritas?

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Postby meow » Tue Nov 03, 2020 4:07 pm

Isn't Salsarita's Mall Food Court Mexican? Like Sbarro? :lol:
Yes it is. What’s the problem?

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Postby meow » Tue Nov 03, 2020 4:10 pm

Gabe, since meow is a big sack of dog vomit, can you explain to us what that "S" word is please...? You seem to know...
It’s not hard. Just imagine eating chipotle or qdoba and it not tasting like a stripper’s brown eye. Boom. That’s salsartitas.
So...almost completely flavorless to...some...flavor...? How many strippers work at your salsaritas?
I don’t know. Most of gals have facial piercings so...most of them?

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Postby mikey » Tue Nov 03, 2020 4:13 pm

Ok, I finally google'd it (things are more fun if you don't google them first, tif...)

The closest ones to me are in Baltimore, MD and Newark, NJ...I think that sums up exactly how bad meow's opinion is...no further questions...

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Postby MWB » Tue Nov 03, 2020 4:24 pm

Get cultured, you smooth brains

On The Border is a Chili’s with a fake mustache and a sombrero from a kid’s birthday party from Chi-Chi’s in 1989 where no one miraculously died from food poisoning.
Agreed. And not fast food.

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Postby nocera » Tue Nov 03, 2020 4:26 pm

El Pollo Loco is delicious when drunk but I'd put it more on par with Taco Bell than Qdoba/Chipotle.

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Postby MWB » Tue Nov 03, 2020 4:27 pm

Salsaritas, Moes, and chipotle are all essentially the same.

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Postby faftorial » Tue Nov 03, 2020 4:28 pm

I had Del Taco once and it was better than Taco Bell but nothing special.

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Tue Nov 03, 2020 4:31 pm

They're all trash but Moe's has the best chips, queso, and hot sauce so it's at the top of my list.

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Postby nocera » Tue Nov 03, 2020 4:31 pm

I had Del Taco once and it was better than Taco Bell but nothing special.
Wait.. I'm thinking of Del Taco. Not El Pollo Loco.

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Postby mikey » Tue Nov 03, 2020 4:33 pm

Yup and agree with n! and DD last posts...

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Postby MrKennethTKangaroo » Tue Nov 03, 2020 4:35 pm

They're all trash but Moe's has the best chips, queso, and hot sauce so it's at the top of my list.
by best do you mean "free"?

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Postby tifosi77 » Tue Nov 03, 2020 4:37 pm

Does Qboda even still exist?

Also, burritos suck. Too much overlapping and unnecessary bland flour tortilla turning into a soggy mess.
Mission-style burritos are awful. (Think Baja Fresh)

Mexican street-style burritos are more the size of a wrap, and are wonderful.

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Tue Nov 03, 2020 4:50 pm

They're all trash but Moe's has the best chips, queso, and hot sauce so it's at the top of my list.
by best do you mean "free"?
Free and better than the rest.

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Postby meow » Tue Nov 03, 2020 5:02 pm

They're all trash but Moe's has the best chips, queso, and hot sauce so it's at the top of my list.
Trash opinion, IMO

Qdoba has the best chips and queso

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Tue Nov 03, 2020 5:13 pm

They're all trash but Moe's has the best chips, queso, and hot sauce so it's at the top of my list.
Trash opinion, IMO

Qdoba has the best chips and queso
I can’t even argue with you because I don’t frequent poverty burrito shops like Qdoba.

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Postby LeopardLetang » Wed Nov 04, 2020 3:02 pm

Yes those places are all trash. I don't understand the popularity. I have friends and family always seeking them out even on vacation. Never had anything good at any of them.

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