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Lemon Berry Lobster
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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Wed Aug 29, 2018 5:09 pm

We used to call this MCT or male camel toe. Makes no sense physically, but it was hilarious to me and my friends for some reason.
Moose knuckle.

Ad@m
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Postby Ad@m » Wed Aug 29, 2018 5:34 pm

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genoscoif
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Postby genoscoif » Wed Aug 29, 2018 6:18 pm

I meant her with your toxic masculinity ASSUMING she'd what that in her presence.
I didn't want 'that' in my presence either. Maybe we can use it as a bonding experience. #MeThree

...and 'That' doesn't even belong to me anymore. 'That' is firmly (pun intended) in the possession of one Mrs. Genoscoif. I simply lug it around every day.

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Postby Shyster » Wed Aug 29, 2018 6:28 pm

All y'all's pants are too tight. If your pants are outlining your package, they're too tight.

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Wed Aug 29, 2018 6:39 pm

Stop fat shaming up.

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Postby meow » Wed Aug 29, 2018 7:07 pm

All y'all's pants are too loose. If your pants are not outlining your package, they're too loose.

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Postby Ad@m » Wed Aug 29, 2018 7:20 pm

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Postby meow » Wed Aug 29, 2018 7:27 pm

I will never not laugh at Smoking Cutler

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Postby Silentom » Wed Aug 29, 2018 10:45 pm

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Postby willeyeam » Thu Aug 30, 2018 3:36 pm

All y'all's pants are too loose. If your pants are not outlining your package, they're too loose.
Or your package is too small

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Postby meow » Thu Aug 30, 2018 5:10 pm

That’s not what your :insert closest female relative here: says.

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Postby mikey » Thu Aug 30, 2018 5:33 pm

Got'em!

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Postby willeyeam » Thu Aug 30, 2018 6:02 pm

Damn

meow
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Postby meow » Tue Sep 04, 2018 10:47 am

Got some gray pants on today.

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Postby blackjack68 » Tue Sep 04, 2018 10:49 am

I don't own any grey pants. Maybe I should invest.

meow
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Postby meow » Tue Sep 04, 2018 10:51 am

Only if you want your wang to look huge. Or small. I don’t know. I’m still unsure

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Postby willeyeam » Tue Sep 04, 2018 10:59 am

if you aren't sure..

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Postby meow » Tue Sep 04, 2018 11:11 am

Yes...?

Go on

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Tue Sep 04, 2018 11:11 am

Well maybe that is the mini meow you've been talking about all along...

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Postby NailedPenguin » Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:06 am

Your glasses measurements are written on the inside arm. Someone mentioned to me ordering glasses online as its cheaper and I'm thinking no way I could do that, i'm sure they'd come back all F'd up. Nerds, anyone buy eye glasses online?

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Postby mikey » Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:11 am

One of my friends does, says it is great success...

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:15 am

I have purchased contacts online...speaking of I need to buy more...

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Postby blackjack68 » Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:19 am

I've heard nothing but good things about Warby Parker.

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Postby count2infinity » Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:20 am

Zenni Optical... I buy them from there once a year. I usually get 2 pair of normal glasses, and two pair of prescription sunglasses for about $150-175 total. It's great.

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Postby NailedPenguin » Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:45 am

One of my friends does, says it is great success...
Mikey's friend

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