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Here are dozens of pictures of my kids at Disney world doing the same things I have posted of them doing every february for the past 10 years! Enjoy!

Some older woman from back home just unironically shared that "I bet you won't share this because you are embarrassed to have Jesus on your wall" picture of Ewan McGregor from the prequels.

I'd be less embarrassed in that case.

She's right. I won't share that.

What's the deal with Facebook taking peoples completely inane thoughts and put them in plain text in a giant block? Are people doing this on purpose or what? Literally just saw one where it was my Aunt complaining about fixing the abscess on a horse's foot. What?

What's the deal with Facebook taking peoples completely inane thoughts and put them in plain text in a giant block? Are people doing this on purpose or what? Literally just saw one where it was my Aunt complaining about fixing the abscess on a horse's foot. What?

You have to choose to do that.

That makes it worse.

facebook is dumb.

facebook is dumb.

It really is. There is something about the platform that brings out the worst in every single person. My cohort at school has a FB group that turns 96 intelligent middle-aged like minded individuals into complete morons. No chance for a meaningful discussion on there, ever.

I've always had issues with the app not showing posts that I actually want to see, but over the last week or so, it has started showing a boatload of old posts after only a bit of scrolling. We're talking days old. Not someone commented on this to make it somewhat relevant... Just old.

And holy f just leave Messenger alone. We don't need 1800 options crammed onto one little bar. Text, images, and the occasional gif are all I care about... Used to be simple to get to, but apparently someone decided we needed a million options so they have to cram 10 pounds of **** into a 5 pound can.

Hah. Friend of mine won $350 in some kind of raffle or lottery or something. Posted a picture of the bills fanned out on Facebook. Whoa, hero, slow down with that bank roll.

Half of the women I know are selling eyelash makeup and 'marketing' it on FB by posting before and after shots.

Some sort of special person on my Facebook friends list just posted..."Today is six months from Christmas" with a bunch of Santa and snowflake emojis. GTFO you moron. Do the math!

And so the war on the war on christmas begins.

Some sort of special person on my Facebook friends list just posted..."Today is six months from Christmas" with a bunch of Santa and snowflake emojis. GTFO you moron. Do the math!

Maybe she's Russian Orthodox and still on the Julian Calendar.

Some sort of special person on my Facebook friends list just posted..."Today is six months from Christmas" with a bunch of Santa and snowflake emojis. GTFO you moron. Do the math!

Maybe she's Russian Orthodox and still on the Julian Calendar.

It was a dude.

Did the emojis make you think it was a woman?

My wife having an entire closet just for Christmas decorations made me think it was a woman.

My wife having an entire closet just for Christmas decorations made me think it was a woman.

My MIL has about 20 plastic totes and various other boxes of decorations. Sh*t gets real.

Yeah. In Wisconsin she had her own storage room just for this. Here I had to hollow out a large closet so to optimize the space for bins instead of clothes and other things.

I'm by no means a holiday nut job, but I do keep everything organized in plastic bins on storage racks in my basement. One rack for all holidays.

Good morning, Nathan!
Clouds are clearing today in Pyeongtaek. Enjoy the sunshine!

You spelled "Pittsburgh" wrong.

FB's weather notifications are just as inaccurate as the local news' forecast.

Tonight a teacher somewhere in your neighborhood is getting ready for your child's new school year, writing lesson plans or writing your child's name in their grade book, while you are watching television. In the minute it takes you to read this, teachers all over the world are using their "free time," and often investing their own time & money for your child's literacy, prosperity, and future. Re-post if....you are a teacher, love a teacher, or appreciate a teacher!! I love my special teacher,

Most of my friends are teachers, and this is making its rounds through everyone's status. I feel for them because of how **** up the Philadelphia School District is, but stuff like this irritates me. Working on your own time isn't uncommon at all for most of us, and I won't bring up the fact that they've all been sitting around this summer, going to the beach, etc.

Tonight a teacher somewhere in your neighborhood is getting ready for your child's new school year, writing lesson plans or writing your child's name in their grade book, while you are watching television. In the minute it takes you to read this, teachers all over the world are using their "free time," and often investing their own time & money for your child's literacy, prosperity, and future. Re-post if....you are a teacher, love a teacher, or appreciate a teacher!! I love my special teacher,

Most of my friends are teachers, and this is making its rounds through everyone's status. I feel for them because of how **** up the Philadelphia School District is, but stuff like this irritates me. Working on your own time isn't uncommon at all for most of us, and I won't bring up the fact that they've all been sitting around this summer, going to the beach, etc.

Yup...this sht is maddening. I also have about a half dozen friends that teach (that mercifully haven't posted this stuff). Mothereffers, this might surprise you but ORDINARY FULL-TIME WORKERS ALWAYS BRING WORK HOME WITH THEM. I typically responded to about a half dozen emails from my phone in the evening. Does that make me a teacher?

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