MIMH's NailedPenguin's Thread of Facebook Hatred

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Postby shmenguin » Sun Feb 07, 2016 9:12 pm

If I looked on Facebook now, what percentage of soccer moms have made an obligatory trite comment about the SB half time show? 100? More?

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Postby BigMck » Mon Feb 08, 2016 12:25 am

If I looked on Facebook now, what percentage of soccer moms have made an obligatory trite comment about the SB half time show? 100? More?
Sometimes you need to step up to the challenge and embrace that challenge. Please report back.

I say 133%.

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Postby NTP66 » Mon Feb 08, 2016 9:28 am

People who post pictures of their toddler daughters in bikinis. Maybe it's just me, but I see something wrong with that.

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Postby Morkle » Mon Feb 08, 2016 2:54 pm

Facebook app hate. It's killing my battery, so I ended up deleting it and running it directly from safari on iOS. Much better, better battery, and I prefer it's look compared to the mobile iOS app.

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Postby shmenguin » Mon Feb 08, 2016 3:02 pm

the app is horrible. the only catch with the site on mobile, however, is that it's too easy to "like" things accidentally. an ex of mine posted pictures of her in a bikini a while back. i scrolled down like i was disarming a nuclear weapon.

incidentally, that's how i accidentally added PFiDC as a friend...though there was no bikini involved (to my knowledge)

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Postby Morkle » Mon Feb 08, 2016 3:37 pm

haha, thanks for the heads up.

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Postby AuthorTony » Thu Feb 18, 2016 3:24 pm

A woman on my FB today told story about how her husband was standing outside walmart when a "woman with tattoos all over her arms" walked up to him and said she needed money for gas to get to Clarion. She said her husband told her he only had $2 ("which of course wasn't true") and the woman left to ask other people for money. The poster then said she wishes she'd have called the cops because the beggar was probably trying to get money to buy drugs. I mean, wtf, lady, don't give money if you don't want to, but to actually consider calling the police? :face:

She then posted about how they went out for dinner and bought a burger for their dog too.

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Postby shmenguin » Thu Feb 18, 2016 3:27 pm

People with that gas story are vagrants about 99.999% of the time. Don't think that's police-worthy however.

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Postby AuthorTony » Thu Feb 18, 2016 3:29 pm

Yeah, I'm sure it was probably a random deadbeat, but the cop thing took it over the top.

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Postby Kaiser » Thu Feb 18, 2016 3:42 pm

WITH ONE TWEET,THIS PERSON DESTROYED DONALD TRUMP

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Postby shmenguin » Thu Feb 18, 2016 3:55 pm

Can you solve this? 9 out of 10 people get it wrong:


1+1=?

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Postby dodint » Thu Feb 18, 2016 4:03 pm

Source of the post and bought a burger for their dog too.
Not really great for the dog. Was probably a mushroom swiss burger, to boot.

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Postby NTP66 » Thu Feb 18, 2016 6:49 pm

"This mother thought the dog was sleeping. You won't BELIEVE what happens next."

And every other idiotic clickbait post I see on my wall.

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Postby RonnieFranchise » Thu Feb 18, 2016 7:46 pm

If <candidate> wins, I'm moving to <place>,

<shrug> let us know where to send your Christmas card.




also, different person.... Are these the same couple hundred photos you posted from your last three years' trips to Disney, or are these new ones?

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Postby dodint » Thu Feb 18, 2016 8:04 pm



also, different person.... Are these the same couple hundred photos you posted from your last three years' trips to Disney, or are these new ones?

@PFiDC

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Postby NTP66 » Fri Mar 11, 2016 12:54 pm

Seen in the "Trending" section of Facebook this afternoon: Image Surfaces of Woman Frowning on Florida's Disney World Ride

Are you **** kidding me? This is news?

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Postby Silentom » Fri Mar 11, 2016 1:07 pm

Life is so much better when you completely ignore facebook.

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Postby NTP66 » Fri Mar 11, 2016 1:08 pm

Life is so much better when you completely ignore facebook.
I don't mind it too much, as it's one of the only ways to keep in touch with friends from the past. I just can't believe the headlines I see in the "Trending" section as often as I do.

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Postby iamjs » Fri Mar 11, 2016 1:22 pm

If <candidate> wins, I'm moving to <place>,

<shrug> let us know where to send your Christmas card.
I always post a link to U-Haul in the comments section. I think my last one I may have even added the "Don't forget to ask for the Raven-Symone getaway special."
Seen in the "Trending" section of Facebook this afternoon: Image Surfaces of Woman Frowning on Florida's Disney World Ride

Are you **** kidding me? This is news?
My favorite response for these type of stories:

Image

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Postby NTP66 » Fri Mar 11, 2016 1:24 pm

I don't hate it enough to post a DMB photo. ;)

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Postby Morkle » Fri Mar 11, 2016 1:34 pm

Want to know how I know it's becoming nice outside on Facebook? All the mothers kick into overdrive by pushing their shake products on their friends.

TRY MY PYRAMID SCHEME HEALTHY SHAKES TO GET YOUR BODY READY FOR SUMMER HURRR HUURRRRR.

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Postby the wicked child » Fri Mar 11, 2016 2:08 pm

Facebook keeps adding stupid features to the app that seemingly can't be turned off.

I don't **** care that I just took a a picture or have content on my clipboard. If I wanted to post it to FB I would have already done so.

Also, not just app related, but I don't give a hairy **** that someone is/was live.

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Postby Morkle » Fri Mar 11, 2016 2:54 pm

Facebook keeps adding stupid features to the app that seemingly can't be turned off.

I don't **** care that I just took a a picture or have content on my clipboard. If I wanted to post it to FB I would have already done so.

Also, not just app related, but I don't give a hairy **** that someone is/was live.
I ended up deleting the actual iOS app months ago and just use the facebook mobile bookmark. Much better, less battery intensive.

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Postby dodint » Sun Mar 13, 2016 12:58 am

http://news.slashdot.org/story/16/03/12 ... -asking-me

Millenials might actually be the worst generation if their kids are telling them to grow up and set some boundaries.

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Postby Viva la Ben » Mon Mar 14, 2016 11:56 am

I would like to thank all of the people posting the unfunny/racist Mexican word of the day meme.

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