MIMH's NailedPenguin's Thread of Facebook Hatred

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Postby shafnutz05 » Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:03 am

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Postby count2infinity » Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:05 am

wat?

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Postby shafnutz05 » Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:16 am

What don't you understand? If you are getting robbed at an ATM, punch in your pin number backward and it sends a secret Bat-signal to the local police HQ for assistance.

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Postby iamjs » Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:37 am

i see this posted probably once a month. What happens if somebody has a pin that is the same forward as it is backwards?

If people are stupid enough to believe this, the best thing that is going to happen is that the machine is going to take the card and the theif (nice spelling, btw) will have one less card.

But as far as it calling the police?

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Postby iamjs » Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:49 am

A few weeks ago I installed the News Feed Eradicator plugin for Chrome. Now I don't see the feed at all. I can still check in on groups and pages I want to see, message people and answer messages, etc. but miss all the drivel. Very welcome change.
I use something similar call FB Purity, which basically allows you to control every individual thing on FB.

https://www.fbpurity.com/features.htm

Only downside is that they don't have a mobile version.

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Postby NTP66 » Sat Feb 17, 2018 1:04 pm

A few weeks ago I installed the News Feed Eradicator plugin for Chrome. Now I don't see the feed at all. I can still check in on groups and pages I want to see, message people and answer messages, etc. but miss all the drivel. Very welcome change.
I use something similar call FB Purity, which basically allows you to control every individual thing on FB.

https://www.fbpurity.com/features.htm

Only downside is that they don't have a mobile version.
+1 for FB Purity. It is a must for FB.

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Postby shafnutz05 » Mon Feb 19, 2018 9:06 pm

My wife's godmother just unironically shared this...oh my :lol:

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Postby iamjs » Mon Feb 19, 2018 9:19 pm

I saw somebody from my old job share it, and another former co-worker said "would have been nice if it was on March 17th"

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Postby dodint » Mon Feb 19, 2018 9:38 pm

My step-mom shared the death of my MIL on Facebook today before anyone else knew.

Kill me, pls.

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Postby shafnutz05 » Tue Feb 20, 2018 6:15 am

My step-mom shared the death of my MIL on Facebook today before anyone else knew.

Kill me, pls.
Oh lord. That is one of the most classless things you can do in social media. That's worse than congratulating people on their engagement/pregnancy by several fold.

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Postby iamjs » Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:30 pm

My step-mom shared the death of my MIL on Facebook today before anyone else knew.

Kill me, pls.
my cousin's wife did that when my dad passed, hours before either me, my sister, or my mom knew.

To add, my mom and him had been divorced for well over 20 years and would only talk in passing maybe once or twice a year. You could probably tell from my response above where I stood with him. For lack of a better term, we made our peace a few weeks before he passed but it didn't seem... what's the word I'm looking for... real? Genuine?

Either way, a **** move on her part.

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Postby tifosi77 » Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:43 pm

My step-mom shared the death of my MIL on Facebook today before anyone else knew.

Kill me, pls.
What the actual....... :face:

I'm sorry about that. Let the games begin.

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Postby dodint » Tue Feb 20, 2018 5:05 pm

It just really sucked. Spent all day wrangling to get my wife to a good stable mental place. We got home on the couch, opened her phone, and boom, there it is. Just, honestly, go **** yourself kind of feeling.

It's fine now. It is what it is.

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Postby count2infinity » Tue Feb 20, 2018 8:10 pm

A very attractive girl that I knew in college, but didn't really hang out with just randomly added me on Facebook... she's going to try to sell me something isn't she?

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Postby shafnutz05 » Tue Feb 20, 2018 8:39 pm

A very attractive girl that I knew in college, but didn't really hang out with just randomly added me on Facebook... she's going to try to sell me something isn't she?
Somewhat related story. A girl I went to HS with sells that $5 jewelry (I forget what it is). It started autoplaying the video, and I was in another tab doing something else. Suddenly, I hear "<name>, is that really you? How are you doing tonight?" There were about a dozen other girls in the meeting buying jewelry, including several I knew in school. At that point, I had to save face and say that I was thinking about grabbing something fun for my wife, and I ended up buying two things just to not seem creepy. :face: :lol:

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Postby shmenguin » Tue Feb 20, 2018 8:46 pm

“Auto play”...mmm hmmm

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Postby shafnutz05 » Tue Feb 20, 2018 8:50 pm

“Auto play”...mmm hmmm
:lol:

I turned that setting off, needless to say.

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Postby tifosi77 » Tue Feb 20, 2018 8:56 pm

What browser do you use Shafster?

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Postby shafnutz05 » Tue Feb 20, 2018 8:57 pm

What browser do you use Shafster?
Chrome.

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Postby tifosi77 » Tue Feb 20, 2018 9:01 pm

Chrome has not allowed autoplay in background tabs since 2015.

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Postby blackjack68 » Tue Feb 20, 2018 9:56 pm

BURN!

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Postby shafnutz05 » Wed Feb 21, 2018 6:17 am

Chrome has not allowed autoplay in background tabs since 2015.
It wasn't a background tab when I scrolled to the video. I was alt-tabbing playing WoW.

Lol, do you guys really think I would hide my creep game? I am the damned founder of Shad's Internet Investigations, LLC. I discovered EPP's identity for God's sake. :lol:

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Postby Silentom » Wed Feb 21, 2018 7:29 am

The posters of HypertextTransferProtocolcolonforwardslashforwardslashwwwdotfithaveneueforumdotcomforwardslash do not believe your claim of innocence.
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Postby count2infinity » Wed Feb 21, 2018 7:31 am

A very attractive girl that I knew in college, but didn't really hang out with just randomly added me on Facebook... she's going to try to sell me something isn't she?
Huh... she said she just made a new facebook after getting rid of it years ago and had an old list of friends that she wanted to check in with and see how they were doing. Now I feel bad for thinking she wanted something.

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Postby NTP66 » Wed Feb 21, 2018 7:32 am

The posters of HypertextTransferProtocolcolonforwardslashforwardslashwww.fithaveneueforumdotcomforwardslash do not believe your claim of innocence.
Almost had it, Om. Almost had it.

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