MIMH's NailedPenguin's Thread of Facebook Hatred

Postby **blackjack68** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 10:19 am

So mine was...

"It's throat punch Monday. Who wants one?"

She's such a lady.

Postby **blackjack68** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 10:20 am

Dodint is the reason we can't have nice things around here?

I would've guessed someone else.

Postby **dodint** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:52 pm

The funny thing is the dinghy post was way tamer that what I actually wanted to say.

Oh:

Postby **blackjack68** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:31 am

Can you PM it to me?

Postby **the wicked child** » Sat Aug 15, 2015 9:55 am

People who post pictures of their kids at sporting events and then proceed to have a conversation about how awesome their family genes are. GTFO.

Postby **NailedPenguin** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 2:28 pm

Please say a prayer for my hubby, I'm pretty sure he just broke his ankle. frown emoticon

Prayers? Really? For something that is usually a "I did something stupid and got hurt" injury, that often laughed off?

Leg, okay. An ankle? I think I'll save that prayer for the upcoming football season or something.

Postby **dodint** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 12:43 pm

Got this one today:

It *is* about a three day weekend. It's Labor Day. Dummy.

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 1:18 pm

hahahahahaha

wait, we don't honor veterans on Labor Day?

Postby **dodint** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 2:26 pm

You can. You can also honor them for the other 364 days if you want to follow that logic. I mean, technically, yes, our military is the reason we have the ability to have this society. That said, if you pull this card on every holiday it diminishes the memorials that we should be observing.

Postby **shmenguin** » Fri Oct 09, 2015 10:21 am

seen today, beneath a picture of a bunch of players in a prayer circle:

This is a photo of the Saints and Cowboys praying after the game Sunday night. You will not see this on politically correct television. I have chosen to post this photo and would like it shared by those of you who stand for the rights of all people.

1) they show guys praying all the time. mainly when someone is injured.
2)...and you see it then because the game is still going on.
3)...meaning they don't show it in this case because the broadcast is over.
4) and finally, whose rights are being infringed upon in this premise?

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Fri Oct 09, 2015 10:23 am

yeah, you never see people praying on the field

Postby **PFiDC** » Fri Oct 09, 2015 10:39 am

seen today, beneath a picture of a bunch of players in a prayer circle:

This is a photo of the Saints and Cowboys praying after the game Sunday night. You will not see this on politically correct television. I have chosen to post this photo and would like it shared by those of you who stand for the rights of all people.
1) they show guys praying all the time. mainly when someone is injured.
2)...and you see it then because the game is still going on.
3)...meaning they don't show it in this case because the broadcast is over.
4) and finally, whose rights are being infringed upon in this premise?

The American Christian Martyr is easily one of the strangest groups I have seen. They area akin to soccer moms who have to settle for 2% instead of soy milk in their lattes.

Postby **shmenguin** » Fri Oct 09, 2015 10:42 am

seen today, beneath a picture of a bunch of players in a prayer circle:

This is a photo of the Saints and Cowboys praying after the game Sunday night. You will not see this on politically correct television. I have chosen to post this photo and would like it shared by those of you who stand for the rights of all people.
1) they show guys praying all the time. mainly when someone is injured.
2)...and you see it then because the game is still going on.
3)...meaning they don't show it in this case because the broadcast is over.
4) and finally, whose rights are being infringed upon in this premise?
The American Christian Martyr is easily one of the strangest groups I have seen. They area akin to soccer moms who have to settle for 2% instead of soy milk in their lattes.

i think 99% of people who post these things are/were also soccer moms.

Postby **dodint** » Fri Oct 09, 2015 12:29 pm

I actually did see a prayer circle with members of both teams in it last week on TV, I can't remember which NFL game it was. It would've had to be either ThNF, SNF, or MNF because that's the only time the broadcast hangs around that long. It's not a big deal so it didn't leave an impression.

Postby **columbia** » Mon Oct 26, 2015 2:59 pm

The "I going to be in New York for a week and hoping to find a place to crash. Thanks if you can help out!" crowd.

If you can't afford a hotel, don't plan a vacation.

Postby **Morkle** » Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:03 pm

The "I going to be in New York for a week and hoping to find a place to crash. Thanks if you can help out!" crowd.

If you can't afford a hotel, don't plan a vacation.

Stupid freeloaders. "Hey I want to make your life a little more annoying by sleeping on the couch!"

Postby **iamjs** » Tue Oct 27, 2015 10:54 pm

I really wish I could block the trending block in the right corner.

Postby **shmenguin** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 10:32 am

it's funny, with all of the money and intellectual capital behind facebook, that i can do something simple like scroll down my feed and see the same posts from the same people pop up multiple times. like...isn't getting the feed to work correctly a pretty big priority?

Postby **PFiDC** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 10:33 am

In the same vein, I'll get a post that stays at the top of my feed for a day or 2. It's never anything important (what on FB is though?) either. It will be something like, "forgot my keys again, fml"*

*shyster is not a FB friend

Postby **AuthorTony** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 1:03 pm

Has anyone seen this from the soccer mom crowd?

Ok, friends !! Are you interested in a holiday gift exchange??
I don't care where you live, you are welcome to join. I need six ladies of any age to participate in a secret sister gift exchange. You have to buy ONE gift valued at $10 or more, send it buy mail to one secret sister and you will receive 36 gifts in return. How fun is that !?
Let me know if you are interested and I will message you the information.
*Please do not ask to participate if you are not willing to follow through and spend the $10. I LOVE getting mail and I am totally excited about doing this! TIS THE SEASON !!
First 6 people to comment *I will message you the details

I wonder if these women realize this is a pyramid scheme...

Postby **PFiDC** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 3:05 pm

buy mail

Postby **RonnieFranchise** » Tue Nov 03, 2015 8:53 am

Buzzfeed link making the rounds where people tweeted their most awkward moments. It is actually pretty funny but was precipitated by a woman stating that her most awkward moment was when an airport cashier told her to "Have a safe flight" and she responded "You too." OMG I CAN NEVER GO BACK THERE AGAIN!

Hey lady, I bet the cashier gets that response several times an hour. I think you're safe. Totally natural response to a situation where you expect the cashier to have said "Have a nice day" or something like that.

Not only have I done this many times, I've also responded "You too" when concession stand workers have told me to "Enjoy the game!" Hey dumbass, I can't, I'm here selling dolts like you stale soft pretzels.

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Tue Nov 03, 2015 9:28 am

buzzfeed is the worst thing to ever happen to humanity, including hitler

Postby **count2infinity** » Tue Nov 03, 2015 9:32 am

buzzfeed is the worst thing to ever happen to humanity, including hitler

That's so Weenie...

Postby **shmenguin** » Tue Nov 03, 2015 10:05 am

Buzzfeed link making the rounds where people tweeted their most awkward moments. It is actually pretty funny but was precipitated by a woman stating that her most awkward moment was when an airport cashier told her to "Have a safe flight" and she responded "You too." OMG I CAN NEVER GO BACK THERE AGAIN!

Hey lady, I bet the cashier gets that response several times an hour. I think you're safe. Totally natural response to a situation where you expect the cashier to have said "Have a nice day" or something like that.

buzzfeed. for soccer moms. by soccer moms.