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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:32 am

That poor dog!!

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Postby DigitalGypsy66 » Thu Jun 21, 2018 10:56 am

The Father's Day posts are still in my feed...ugh.

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Postby iamjs » Thu Jun 21, 2018 1:21 pm

I had two people wish me happy fathers day via FB messenger. I told them both "is there something I don't know?"

One was more of a mutual friend where we shared a lot of friends and we ended up adding each other sometime in the last year, so that one is kinda understandable. The other one was somebody who I went to high school with, and they somehow thought I had multiple kids and insisted that both played baseball.

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Postby RonnieFranchise » Tue Jul 31, 2018 10:58 pm

Friend lost 55 lbs which is fabulous

Friend posts about it incessantly, hey man go ahead and brag

Friend constantly says PM me if you want to know how I did it. Wait- dude, is this a pyramid scheme?

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Tue Aug 14, 2018 2:02 pm

Our guy is doing AMAZING! I can’t hardly comprehend the progress he’s made since his accident Friday night. This kid was on a freakin ventilator when I got to him Saturday morning, and today he walked to me by himself and hugged me tighter than ever before. My mind is just so blown by his recovery thus far. Thank you so much for all of your prayers, they were felt, heard and answered! Praise God! What a blessing!
Post from a friend. That's great that he has recovered so quickly but no thank yous to the medical staff it was all God and the prayers!!
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Postby dodint » Tue Aug 14, 2018 2:04 pm

Yeah, that's an irrational pet peeve of mine.

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Postby iamjs » Tue Aug 14, 2018 2:13 pm

Friend lost 55 lbs which is fabulous

Friend posts about it incessantly, hey man go ahead and brag

Friend constantly says PM me if you want to know how I did it. Wait- dude, is this a pyramid scheme?
I have a friend who did the same. Dropped like 80 lbs in 6 months. Honestly it looks like he dropped too much weight, like he almost looks sick now, but I'm not gonna tell him that. Anyways, he got on the sugar and processed food soapbox over the last week and every post closes with that similar "and I was able to knock off the weight. PM me to if you want to know how I did it."

I want to ask just to see the response that I would get, but I don't want the constant MLM spam hitting my messenger every day.

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Postby NTP66 » Tue Aug 14, 2018 2:17 pm

Yeah, that's an irrational pet peeve of mine.
I don't think it's irrational, personally. Those people are just whackjobs.

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Postby dodint » Tue Aug 14, 2018 2:22 pm

Yeah, that's an irrational pet peeve of mine.
I don't think it's irrational, personally. Those people are just whackjobs.
When the kid suddenly dies I eagerly await the MedMal suit against Jesus.

It's basically George Carlin's 'Jesus Made Me Drop the Ball' bit but with doctors instead of football players.

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Postby pens9192 » Tue Aug 14, 2018 2:57 pm

- Irritating people don't know how to use Facebook yet to enable notifications on a post and clutter it with "." or "Following"
- Shared accounts like "Bill n Mary"
- How many women have middle names of Marie? Seems like half the women's accounts are like Jessica Marie, Christina Marie. Probably done so you can't find them directly by using their full name
- Similarly, the women who use every married/maiden/middle name they have/had in their lives: Mary Marie Smith Pujanski Miller

Ugh, I need to get off of Facebook

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Postby AuthorTony » Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:17 pm

- Shared accounts like "Bill n Mary"
One of those people cheated on the other.

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Postby NTP66 » Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:19 pm

I know a few people who even created FB pages for their kids (who were 1-2 at the time).

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Postby Morkle » Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:23 pm

I know a few people who even created FB pages for their kids (who were 1-2 at the time).
This disgusts me, actually. That and dog profiles.

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Postby iamjs » Tue Aug 14, 2018 4:03 pm

I only know of two people who did the dog profile, and neither of them overpopulate my feed so I'm not bothered by it. Now that I think of it, I think the one hasn't posted in awhile, so it might even be down to one.

I knew of one person that created a page for their son who was maybe 2-3 years old and was posting pics multiple times throughout the week. It was kinda weird that they did it as a liked page and not as a profile, but maybe that had to do with the birthday. Great, you posted 50 different pics of Little Johnny in the living room, but 90% of those pics looks identical. I unliked the page after maybe a week or so. I guess they noticed that I unliked it a few weeks later when they sent me another invite to the page. I accepted and then muted the page. That's cool that you want to share parts of your life with your friends, but not all of us need multiple updates throughout the week.

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Postby count2infinity » Thu Aug 16, 2018 8:34 am

I've got a friend who has a science degree and was a completely normal person when I knew her...

Now, she's married an uber christian...not a Freddy style uber christian, though, imagine PFIDC at his worst (sorry bro, but you were pretty out there at one point). Said husband is a chiropractor, and not just a "hey, come on in and we'll fix your sh*t" chiropractor, he's one of those, "why choose modern medicine when I can just align your spine and fix all illness?" chiropractors. They have a child with down syndrome. And to top it all off, they're anti-vaxxers. Her posts and comments and likes are just a stream of:

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Postby NTP66 » Thu Aug 16, 2018 8:36 am

Not that chiropractors are actual doctors, but how the hell can you be in any field of medicine and be an anti-vaxxer? I feel for kids with parents like that.

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Postby Silentom » Thu Aug 16, 2018 8:37 am

Earth needs a new plague.

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Postby NTP66 » Thu Aug 16, 2018 8:38 am

If said plague only affected parents like that, okay, but kids... nah, not cool with that.

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Postby grunthy » Thu Aug 16, 2018 8:46 am

Not that chiropractors are actual doctors, but how the hell can you be in any field of medicine and be an anti-vaxxer? I feel for kids with parents like that.
Most chiropractors are anti-vaxxers and believe spinal alignment can cure disease.

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Thu Aug 16, 2018 8:50 am

dodint strikes me as the person that would make a facebook page for his dog

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Postby dodint » Thu Aug 16, 2018 8:59 am

I barely have a Facebook page for myself.

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Postby NAN » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:09 am

I barely have a Facebook page for myself.
Probably because you are constantly updating your dog's page.

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Postby Viva la Ben » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:10 am

Not the dog’s page, the Delorean’s.

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Postby NTP66 » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:11 am

I'd be totally okay with FB pages for certain cars, honestly.

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Postby Silentom » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:12 am

I'ma make one for my Elantra.

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