French toast > pancakes > waffles

Postby **columbia** » Sat May 21, 2016 9:47 pm

French toast > waffles > pancakes

Postby **slappybrown** » Sat May 21, 2016 10:23 pm

I had cinnamon roll pancakes this morning. Until something proves otherwise, this is the only option that should ever be considered.

They have ruined other breakfasts for me.

Where in the n hills is this product available

Bc Totin's French toast is a top bfast item for me

Postby **tifosi77** » Sat May 21, 2016 11:02 pm

Can't make waffles without a waffel pan. Can't make anything but waffles with a waffel pan. DQ.

Postby **Factorial** » Sat May 21, 2016 11:20 pm

Could be in the parenting or gear grinding or a poll, but my daughter just texted me from a room over asking if we can go to Waffle House tomorrow. Yea or nay 5AF?

Postby **slappybrown** » Sat May 21, 2016 11:35 pm

Can't make waffles without a waffel pan. Can't make anything but waffles with a waffel pan. DQ.

First of all, that's not even true. I've seen people make pizzelles with waffle irons in a pinch. Not my style, but the shts are still good if the batter is legit.

Second, DQ'd from what mfer? Being eaten? Being compared to other foods? The ****** is you talkin bout you crazy gringo

Postby **slappybrown** » Sat May 21, 2016 11:35 pm

Could be in the parenting or gear grinding or a poll, but my daughter just texted me from a room over asking if we can go to Waffle House tomorrow. Yea or nay 5AF?

don't be a dick, yea

Postby **blackjack68** » Sun May 22, 2016 12:16 am

Hell yeah. Waffle House waffles and hash browns!

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Sun May 22, 2016 12:52 am

How does Waffle House compare to IHOP?

Postby **dodint** » Sun May 22, 2016 12:54 am

I've read tifosis post 5 times and I have no earthly idea what the **** it's supposed to mean

Bruh.

He's **** with me.

I say this in all seriousness: Last year I bought an egg poaching pan and our boy tif went nuts about it because he's parroting his idol Alton Brown.

Do a search for "Alton Brown unitasker" and then when you're done watching him act like a big baby stick a fork in the base of your spine so you can't remember any of this.

Postby **dodint** » Sun May 22, 2016 1:02 am

What really pisses me off about that argument is how pretentious internet chefs can be but they clearly don't take the craft seriously in a meaningful way.

Kitchen appliances/utensils are just tools.

I could tear down a motor with an adjustable wrench and a rubber mallet, but why would I force myself into that other than to be able to pat myself on the back on the internet? Stupid. Anyone that honestly thinks that's the best way has never removed a cooling fan without a Fan Clutch Tool, a legitimate tool that has literally one job.

Postby **tifosi77** » Sun May 22, 2016 1:26 am

'Waffel' is Flemish for sht. True story.

Postby **Tico Rick** » Sun May 22, 2016 8:05 am

French toast gets my vote. Closely followed by pancakes. Bacon with either please!

This guy gets it. I don't understand all the waffle love here. Pancakes are 1000x better than waffles - they soak up the syrup in a way that waffles don't, while waffles just give you this unsatisfying texture on your mouth. But frenth toast is the best. And bacon.

Postby **Dickie Dunn** » Sun May 22, 2016 8:08 am

How does Waffle House compare to IHOP?

Diarrhea and a food born illness are infinitely more likely from Waffle House. if you haven't been drinking, there's a strong possibility that you'll be the only sober person in a Waffle House. Doesn't matter the time of day.

Postby **Tico Rick** » Sun May 22, 2016 8:15 am

How does Waffle House compare to IHOP?

Can you buy french toast or pancakes at a Waffle House? I ask because I've never been. Why would anyone go to a Waffle House when IHOPs exist?

Postby **robbiestoupe** » Sun May 22, 2016 8:19 am

Could be in the parenting or gear grinding or a poll, but my daughter just texted me from a room over asking if we can go to Waffle House tomorrow. Yea or nay 5AF?

To quote Jim Gaffigan, " More like Awful House."

Postby **blackjack68** » Sun May 22, 2016 8:21 am

French toast gets my vote. Closely followed by pancakes. Bacon with either please!
This guy gets it. I don't understand all the waffle love here. Pancakes are 1000x better than waffles - they soak up the syrup in a way that waffles don't, while waffles just give you this unsatisfying texture on your mouth. But frenth toast is the best. And bacon.

You crazy.

Fill each waffle nook with syrup and get back to me.

Postby **Tico Rick** » Sun May 22, 2016 8:23 am

Way too much work.

Postby **robbiestoupe** » Sun May 22, 2016 8:26 am

Put me in the pancake bracket. Mainly because 90% of the food I consume is made in my house. I have a great recipe for whole wheat pancakes that crush waffles or French toast any day.

Top that with the ease of making pancakes over waffles and the bang for your buck (I can get ~20 pancakes out of a batch of batter vs 3 waffles). French toast ends up tasting like sugar bread after a few bites. The eggs don't add much imo.

Postby **count2infinity** » Sun May 22, 2016 8:46 am

Waffles are disqualified?

wat?

Postby **Pavement** » Sun May 22, 2016 10:23 am

French toast gets my vote. Closely followed by pancakes. Bacon with either please!
This guy gets it. I don't understand all the waffle love here. Pancakes are 1000x better than waffles - they soak up the syrup in a way that waffles don't, while waffles just give you this unsatisfying texture on your mouth. But frenth toast is the best. And bacon.

Postby **slappybrown** » Sun May 22, 2016 10:34 am

I've read tifosis post 5 times and I have no earthly idea what the **** it's supposed to mean
Bruh.

He's **** with me.

I say this in all seriousness: Last year I bought an egg poaching pan and our boy tif went nuts about it because he's parroting his idol Alton Brown.

Do a search for "Alton Brown unitasker" and then when you're done watching him act like a big baby stick a fork in the base of your spine so you can't remember any of this.

So I read one article on this and saw some dumb products that could be replaced with "knife", but the idea that a waffle iron disqualies waffles from...being eaten altogether? Specialization is ok, but this seems hilariously and needlessly elitist. Are you telling me that until you heard of this Alton brown rant tif, that you lived in a world in which you ate waffles, but having heard of unitaskers and their evils you now refuse to eat waffles? What is this ******?

Has The High Priest Alton specifically proclaimed waffles irons as the tool of the unclean? Because I would suspect not.

Postby **tifosi77** » Sun May 22, 2016 11:20 am

Stuffing your kitchens full of devices that do one thing and one thing only is far more elitist than what I'm talking about. And I was 'anti-unitasker' long before I ever heard of an Alton Brown; I spent my formative years in public housing, and we didn't have the means to support such high falutin extravagances.

As far as DQ goes, I'm just talking about in the context of this comparison.

Postby **Gaucho** » Sun May 22, 2016 11:23 am

I own a coffee grinder that I only use to grind coffee.

Postby **count2infinity** » Sun May 22, 2016 11:28 am

As far as DQ goes, I'm just talking about in the context of this comparison.

That still makes zero sense...

Postby **tifosi77** » Sun May 22, 2016 11:43 am

I own a coffee grinder that I only use to grind coffee.

But you can use it for other things, like grinding spices. You are a uni-user, it is not a uni-tasker.