HA! At least I am consistent. I didn't remember that I had posted that already.The radio commercial about things being hard without her car: "What would I do with these jumper cables?" ... How about hang yourself with them?Hmmm.Godric?Radio commercial (for insurance?) where the woman is singing about her car. "Where would I put these jumper cables?" Throw them over a rafter so that you can **** hang yourself with them!
Actually, I almost posted this last week. So freaking stupid.
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Just more proof of how women are messed in the head.After talking to my wife and SIL this weekend, I learned that some women are apparently paranoid about deucing more than once a day in their work places. Some go as far as having a second pair of shoes to put on, in case someone looks under the door.
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The only time I've had to go more than once at work is when I was getting a stomach virus. Who needs to go multiple times at work?After talking to my wife and SIL this weekend, I learned that some women are apparently paranoid about deucing more than once a day in their work places. Some go as far as having a second pair of shoes to put on, in case someone looks under the door.
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Large coffees can do that to you.
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I can't stand the Dell "shipping and handling" commercial. That guy gets on my nerves.
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I just drink a large cup in the AM. That's it. No coffee the rest of the day.Large coffees can do that to you.
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Ain't nobody got time for that...Who needs to go multiple times at work?
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What's your definition of large? I'm talking 24oz.
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...does coffee make you ****?
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My Contigo travel mug is 20 ounces. I use a travel mug because it saves me $$ at Crazy Mocha. There's one in our lobby.What's your definition of large? I'm talking 24oz.
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I have a 24oz. Contigo SnapSeal mug, which I absolutely love. Ironically enough, I only use it at home, or if we go out somewhere in the morning on the weekend. I grab a latte from the coffee shop in my building while at work.My Contigo travel mug is 20 ounces. I use a travel mug because it saves me $$ at Crazy Mocha. There's one in our lobby.What's your definition of large? I'm talking 24oz.
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Contigo is the best travel mug ever. Mine is a snap seal as well.I have a 24oz. Contigo SnapSeal mug, which I absolutely love. Ironically enough, I only use it at home, or if we go out somewhere in the morning on the weekend. I grab a latte from the coffee shop in my building while at work.My Contigo travel mug is 20 ounces. I use a travel mug because it saves me $$ at Crazy Mocha. There's one in our lobby.What's your definition of large? I'm talking 24oz.
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I see your Contigo and raise it a Yeti.
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Can it, Godritom.I see your Contigo and raise it a Yeti.
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Be jelly.
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Honestly, I didn't like the Yeti mugs at all, and much preferred the Contigo.
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Then you must not care about performance.
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My Contigo can keep liquid hot for well over 7 hours. Performance attained.
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No one in my workplace goes to this extreme (that I know of); however, I do know that the majority of women in my company will "wait you out" if you come into the bathroom while they're going #2. Meaning, they will sit there, doing nothing, including pooping, until you do your business and get out. And if you have to #2 also? It's literally restroom chicken. So absurd.After talking to my wife and SIL this weekend, I learned that some women are apparently paranoid about deucing more than once a day in their work places. Some go as far as having a second pair of shoes to put on, in case someone looks under the door.
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Coffee has a laxative effect on something like 30–40% of the population:...does coffee make you ****?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/spe ... -you-poop/
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Verizon. Pops, mom, kids all grab the holiday decor off the roof and lawn so they can speed off in their (Mercedes?) car to sign up for a new deal that saves them $7.00 **** dollars. **** them for thinking their soul less display of holiday cheer even **** matters in their **** neighborhood. Fark Verizon. Soulless dicks.
Dicks without soul.
Dicks without soul.
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The Mercedes commercial. Snowstorm, almost completely empty theater. But employees have stay because 2 rich kids want to have a movie date.
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The Mercedes commercial. Snowstorm, almost completely empty theater. But employees have stay because 2 rich kids want to have a movie date.
This.
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Lost another loan to Ditech!
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Just your yearly reminder that the Lexus holiday commercial music sounds like Christmas version the Oompa Loompa theme.
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