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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Wed Nov 23, 2016 12:36 am

The "you don't own me" car commercial gets my vote for worst commercial of the year


- Girl gets fired because she sucks as a cook and likely played soccer instead of attending a work event

"YOU DON'T OWNNN ME"


- Girl is hiking (?)

"YOU DON'T OWNNN ME"

- Girl is swerving into the other lane

"YOU DON'T OWNNN ME"

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Postby tifosi77 » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:24 am

The GE commercial about 'ideas are born ugly' has baffled me since they first started airing it.

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Postby tifosi77 » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:25 am

The "you don't own me" car commercial gets my vote for worst commercial of the year


- Girl gets fired because she sucks as a cook and likely played soccer instead of attending a work event

"YOU DON'T OWNNN ME"


- Girl is hiking (?)

"YOU DON'T OWNNN ME"

- Girl is swerving into the other lane

"YOU DON'T OWNNN ME"
It helps if you watch this commercial and imagine they're grunty in the politics thread.

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Postby dodint » Thu Nov 24, 2016 4:47 pm

lulz

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Postby MR25 » Thu Nov 24, 2016 5:17 pm

The new Apple commercial with Christmas Feankenstein... what the ****?

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Postby dodint » Thu Nov 24, 2016 7:55 pm

The new Apple commercial with Christmas Feankenstein... what the ****?
Yeah, loathe it.

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Postby tifosi77 » Thu Nov 24, 2016 10:13 pm

Meh, I've seen Frankenapple twice and I kinda like it.

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Postby Freddy Rumsen » Thu Nov 24, 2016 10:16 pm

That xfinity commercial about grandma's house being the gates of hell makes me want to rage.

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Postby NTP66 » Fri Nov 25, 2016 8:20 am

This is why I love TiVo. Very rarely do I actually see commercials anymore. That new Comcast one, though - it has been on non-stop here. So bad.

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Postby tifosi77 » Fri Nov 25, 2016 1:41 pm

That xfinity commercial about grandma's house being the gates of hell makes me want to rage.
In the commercial where he speaks into the remote and says "Merry Christmas you filthy animal", Mrs Tif was like "Why is he saying that to the large black football player?" And I was all, "Well it's a line from Home Alone, that's why the movie pops up on demand, its a cool feat...." "No, I get that, but it looks like he's calling the black man a filthy animal."

Sure enough, the commercial is now grandpa saying that line to the image of a white woman on a cooking competition show.

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Postby Jim » Sat Nov 26, 2016 9:25 am

The radio commercial about things being hard without her car: "What would I do with these jumper cables?" ... How about hang yourself with them?

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Postby Pavel Bure » Sat Nov 26, 2016 9:29 am

ABC Mouse commercials telling me about test scores and how it will magically make my child the best ever.

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Postby RonnieFranchise » Mon Nov 28, 2016 12:05 am

AT&T guy runs into door

WhaAAat?

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Postby tifosi77 » Mon Nov 28, 2016 12:57 am

Sprint commercials. It's a bold strategy to take the discarded spokesman of your biggest rival and have him proudly proclaim that your product is still inferior to said competitor.

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Postby blackjack68 » Mon Nov 28, 2016 1:07 am

AT&T guy runs into door

WhaAAat?
Or worse, the guy that flounces in the door with his tiny phone gift bag into the barber shop.

There's a slightly different version, but this gives you the idea.

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/Az3f/sprint-business-barbershop

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Postby Jim » Mon Nov 28, 2016 7:59 am

Radio commercial (for insurance?) where the woman is singing about her car. "Where would I put these jumper cables?" Throw them over a rafter so that you can **** hang yourself with them!

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Postby Silentom » Mon Nov 28, 2016 8:19 am

Radio commercial (for insurance?) where the woman is singing about her car. "Where would I put these jumper cables?" Throw them over a rafter so that you can **** hang yourself with them!
Godric?

Actually, I almost posted this last week. So freaking stupid.

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Postby dodint » Mon Nov 28, 2016 10:53 am

The radio commercial about things being hard without her car: "What would I do with these jumper cables?" ... How about hang yourself with them?
Radio commercial (for insurance?) where the woman is singing about her car. "Where would I put these jumper cables?" Throw them over a rafter so that you can **** hang yourself with them!
Godric?

Actually, I almost posted this last week. So freaking stupid.
Hmmm.

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Mon Nov 28, 2016 10:57 am

Jim really hates that commercial

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Postby BigMck » Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:05 am

Did a company actually design, produce, develop marketing and offer for sale a product named Poo Pouri? Well, yes. Yes they did.

"Because girls don't go poo."

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Postby Silentom » Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:07 am

After talking to my wife and SIL this weekend, I learned that some women are apparently paranoid about deucing more than once a day in their work places. Some go as far as having a second pair of shoes to put on, in case someone looks under the door.

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Postby tifosi77 » Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:50 am

Mrs Tif has a severe phobia about workplace poops.

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Postby Silentom » Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:51 am

I don't get it. Getting paid to take a dump is one of the best things ever.

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Postby tifosi77 » Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:55 am

I know, right?

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