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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Mon Sep 20, 2021 8:04 pm

just saw a Toyota commercial where a woman is in the woods with a shovel, returns to her car, puts a suit jacket in the back seat of the car with the shovel and then calls her friends and tells them she’s at a party and looking for them. Of course the whole thing is heavily implying she killed someone, buried the body and uses the phone call as an alibi

what in the ****

It plays it in the same tone as a woman who eats a piece of dieting chocolate or something. So weird

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Wed Sep 22, 2021 7:39 pm

so many things that irk me with this one



1. white guy wearing cargo shorts on the course
2. the black guy says the white guy is “watching videos” but apparently he’s talking to his swing coach? which is it?
3. black guy is a NTP66. white guy is just trying to improve at golf; no need to be mean like that
4. I’m pretty sure they’re on hole 1. So unless they started their round from the 9th, this makes no sense
5. no one wants spectrum mobile, stop advertising

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Wed Nov 17, 2021 5:04 pm

the new Meta commercials make me want to punch someone

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Mon Nov 29, 2021 12:03 pm

the new Meta commercials make me want to punch someone
still hate it


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Postby dodint » Mon Nov 29, 2021 12:05 pm

Yeah, same. I didn't even know what it was for until now. Yuck.

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Postby Pavel Bure » Mon Nov 29, 2021 1:04 pm

Who brought the sauce?

I brought the sauce.

Who made the Sauce?

I made the sauce.

Who spilled the sauce?

I am the sauce.

Bounty.

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Postby RonnieFranchise » Tue Dec 21, 2021 2:19 pm

So Masterclass, whatever that is, has a commercial where Hillary starts reading the acceptance speech she was going to give had she won in 2016.

Lady your candidacy was so awful that you lost to one of the worst people on earth and made him leader of the free world for four years. Please just go away.

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Postby MrKennethTKangaroo » Tue Dec 21, 2021 2:28 pm

i'm guessing that masterclass is how to be unlikable

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Sat Jan 29, 2022 12:18 pm

I want to strangle whomever is the marketing director of Buick


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Postby iamjs » Sun Jan 30, 2022 3:13 pm

The Superb Owl is coming in a few weeks. I expect this thread will be quite active.

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Postby dodint » Sun Jan 30, 2022 4:03 pm

The Apple one with the fat kid on the bike.

...I look good today...

Naw.

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Wed Feb 23, 2022 8:44 pm

I want to strangle whomever is the marketing director of Buick

just saw this ad again and immediately darted to this thread to make sure I had already ***** about it

my thoughts on brutally murdering the marketer have no changed

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Postby dodint » Fri Apr 22, 2022 12:00 pm

Maya Titan.

Not that it's a bad commercial, it was cute the first 100 times. But it's one of three (or so) commercials on ESPN+ so I hear it about 80 times each Thursday and Friday.

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Postby faftorial » Wed Jun 22, 2022 7:52 pm

That "your cousin from Boston" Sam Adams spot. He's not funny.

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Postby mamaemeritus » Thu Jun 23, 2022 7:38 am

That Liberty Mutual ad with the Minions in it.

Scratch that.

Any ad with the Minions in it.

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Postby MrKennethTKangaroo » Thu Jun 23, 2022 7:47 am

Or any liberty mutual ad

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Postby RonnieFranchise » Thu Jun 23, 2022 8:42 am

Got it. Let's do one with a skinny white dude with saggy pants and a ball cap, sitting with a chubby brother, and they're having, like, a crocheting battle.

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Postby Shyster » Thu Jun 23, 2022 1:22 pm

Liberty biberty.

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Postby RonnieFranchise » Sun Jun 26, 2022 10:34 pm

They took Bar off the end of Klondike. That makes me angry.

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Postby faftorial » Wed Nov 16, 2022 7:43 pm

I'm not sure what she's hawking on the commercial but it's Christina from that Flip or Flop show (I think that's what it's called). The uptalk drives me crazy. I immediately have to mute.

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Postby King Colby » Wed Nov 16, 2022 8:28 pm



Like... enough already

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Postby DigitalGypsy66 » Wed Nov 16, 2022 9:16 pm

Yeah, if you watch a lot of football, you see that commercial (and Lily from AT&T, and Cicely Strong with Verizon, and Jake from State Farm...) on repeat all weekend

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Postby iamjs » Thu Nov 17, 2022 6:59 am

I want to strangle whomever is the marketing director of Buick

this one died off for awhile, but it now seems like it's every other ad.

The only ads worse than the "so you" ads are any ads from Liberty Mutual and Progressive.

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