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You know you are getting old when you wake up for the first time two minutes before your alarm is set to go off, and quietly celebrate that you slept through the night.
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Anyone ever have a tooth extraction and implant done on a molar before? A very, very old cavity of mine that wound up being a root canal and crown likely need to be extracted and replaced with an implant.
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Potentially epic post incoming:
As we moved into summer, I found myself experiencing buttcrack irritation even with my usual warm-weather regimen of blow-drying and Gold Bonding. I tried putting on some rash cream, but that wasn't helping all that much either, and my hairy buttcrack was making it messy and inefficient to put on the cream because the rash cream just ended up matting down the butt hair. So I broke down, put the most-protective cutter guard on my cordless hair trimmer, and gave the ol' butt crack a buzz cut. And darned if the discomfort didn't clear up immediately. I think has I've been getting older, my buttcrack hair had been growing thicker to the point where it became physically uncomfortable to sit on—like trying to sit with Brillo pad shoved in your butt crack. A follow-up trim every couple of weeks has kept the irritation away, and the whole pan-grundle area dries faster now too.
tl;dr – Shyster shaved his butt, and it's much better now.
As we moved into summer, I found myself experiencing buttcrack irritation even with my usual warm-weather regimen of blow-drying and Gold Bonding. I tried putting on some rash cream, but that wasn't helping all that much either, and my hairy buttcrack was making it messy and inefficient to put on the cream because the rash cream just ended up matting down the butt hair. So I broke down, put the most-protective cutter guard on my cordless hair trimmer, and gave the ol' butt crack a buzz cut. And darned if the discomfort didn't clear up immediately. I think has I've been getting older, my buttcrack hair had been growing thicker to the point where it became physically uncomfortable to sit on—like trying to sit with Brillo pad shoved in your butt crack. A follow-up trim every couple of weeks has kept the irritation away, and the whole pan-grundle area dries faster now too.
tl;dr – Shyster shaved his butt, and it's much better now.
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I now regret posting in this thread.
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Should go to a spa and have it waxed...
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I regret creating this thread.I now regret posting in this thread.
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Those poor people already have jobs that are tough (and gross) enough. I couldn't inflict that on another human being.Should go to a spa and have it waxed...
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And yet, you've inflicted your anecdote on us. Hmmm.
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I posted words. It's not like I posted pictures.
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Atta boy Shyster. Taking care of business
I have a question for you. As a single man with no lady friend attachment, how do you handle a zit on your back?
I have a question for you. As a single man with no lady friend attachment, how do you handle a zit on your back?
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How do I unlearn how to read
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You've been concussed once. Shouldn't take too hard of a knock to unlearn tonight.
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I was charged $225 for a nebulizer from my son's pediatrician. I was told at the time insurance would cover it, but obviously I haven't met my deductible of course.
I presume I'm stuck with this bill, despite the exact model being sold on Amazon forn$34.99.
I presume I'm stuck with this bill, despite the exact model being sold on Amazon forn$34.99.
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I have a question for you. As a single man with no lady friend attachment, how do you handle a zit on your back?
I've been pretty lucky that I don't really get bacne all that much. On the rare occasion I get one out of reach, I'm usually stuck using a rigid tool like a clean butter knife to try and reach and pop it.
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wtf this thread today.
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Go shyster go
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Stick tap to Kaner for the tip...I never really go in this thread. And now I'm subscribed.
I am thankful that I'm not a hairy man in terms of body hair though...
So what are we talking here, multiple mirrors? Just go by feel? Good ol' prolonged contortion? What's the game notes...
I am thankful that I'm not a hairy man in terms of body hair though...
So what are we talking here, multiple mirrors? Just go by feel? Good ol' prolonged contortion? What's the game notes...
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I'm not hairy either. I just started growing some light back hair in the shoulder area last year, hoping that doesn't go crazy as I age. I've been shaving my pits and manscaping for years, just do not like hair.
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Squat and swipe?Stick tap to Kaner for the tip...I never really go in this thread. And now I'm subscribed.
I am thankful that I'm not a hairy man in terms of body hair though...
So what are we talking here, multiple mirrors? Just go by feel? Good ol' prolonged contortion? What's the game notes...
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What if he went over to like the Larimer section of town, scooped up like a twenty cent hooker on like a Tuesday...after she takes a smoke out of her stoma, she's like "what's your pleasure, toots?" and Shyster just hands her one of those one Bic razors that absolute savages use in hotels when they forget their adult razor at home and as he's turning around, he's like "you know what to do, n'at, sweetheart..."
Now that would be great...paying a five and dime hooker to shave your hoop for you...
Now that would be great...paying a five and dime hooker to shave your hoop for you...
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How do I delete someone else's post?
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So I’m basically at the point where a head cold puts me on my ass for like 2 weeks. I’ve had cold before. I know they didn’t used to be a big deal. Now I can barely function. I get dizzy, nauseous, I can’t eat, I get the chills and I’m achy as all hell.
Is this just me getting old? Is this not normal?
Is this just me getting old? Is this not normal?
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Hoop. Barf.
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