Viral Parents' letters to coaches, teachers, etc.

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Viral Parents' letters to coaches, teachers, etc.

Postby She'sTheFastest » Fri Mar 27, 2015 11:53 am

Every single time one of these jokes hits the news feed I find myself thinking that the person who wrote it is usually more offended than the kid. If I were a recipient I would write back claiming as such.

Dear Loser,

I am sorry my actions toward your child had more of a negative impact on you than them. Hopefully, for the sake of all that is good and holy your offspring did not turn out as pathetic as you. If that is the case, I would be happy to research some counseling or other therapy because it appears that while they still may have a chance, time has run out for you.

Sincerely,

The guy whose actions meant so much to you that apparently your life is in shambles even though your children are fine

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Viral Parents' letters to coaches, teachers, etc.

Postby dodint » Fri Mar 27, 2015 12:15 pm

hey hey hey

Take it to the stupidly named pet peeve thread.

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Postby She'sTheFastest » Fri Mar 27, 2015 12:24 pm

You're right...but technically it's much more than a pet peeve. I will go now.

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Postby tifosi77 » Fri Mar 27, 2015 12:24 pm

I was a skating instructor/youth coach for most of my college years. Rink parents are the worst thing in the whole world.

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Fri Mar 27, 2015 2:29 pm

hey hey hey

Take it to the stupidly named pet peeve thread.
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Postby dodint » Fri Mar 27, 2015 4:57 pm

Salty so good. At least it makes you feel feels. Vanilla never made anyone feel feels, man.

Salt also kills you from the inside, slowly, over decades. Until your heart stops. So there is that too.

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