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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 1:38 pm
by mac5155
Yeah when he racked it there must've already been one in the chamber which jammed it (as his hand was covering the slide). "Just like they do in the movies bro!"

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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 1:45 pm
by Freddy Rumsen

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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 2:07 pm
by Sam's Drunk Dog
So Jimmy Johns robber takes the time to place an order before he decides to rob the place and then leaves without a sandwich? Meth is one hell of a drug.

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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 3:48 pm
by mac5155
Is there a way to turn off Twitter posts on this board.

EVERY SINGLE TIME:
Page loads
Go to click somewhere
BOOM GUESS WHAT MAC TWITTER WASNT DONE LOADING YET PAGE MOVES
Thank you come again

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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 8:36 am
by Freddy Rumsen

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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 9:52 am
by Corvidae
So Jimmy Johns robber takes the time to place an order before he decides to rob the place and then leaves without a sandwich? Meth is one hell of a drug.
The most sensible thing he did by far was not eating anything from Jimmy Johns. I'd rather eat a Quiznos a homeless man was using as a hat in July.

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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 10:01 am
by willeyeam
So Jimmy Johns robber takes the time to place an order before he decides to rob the place and then leaves without a sandwich? Meth is one hell of a drug.
The most sensible thing he did by far was not eating anything from Jimmy Johns. I'd rather eat a Quiznos a homeless man was using as a hat in July.
Whoa whoa whoa this is how you make your return? Wrong.trump

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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 10:17 am
by Freddy Rumsen
My parents are watching Tim Tebow play baseball tonight. My mom loves minor league baseball.
Therefore, your mother is a great american
Her report:
I really do not know how he can play baseball. Every time he moves from one side to the other in the park the lemmings follow looking for a piece of him. How could he concentrate on playing a sport where a ball is coming at you 90mph +

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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 11:45 am
by robbiestoupe
My parents are watching Tim Tebow play baseball tonight. My mom loves minor league baseball.
Therefore, your mother is a great american
Her report:
I really do not know how he can play baseball. Every time he moves from one side to the other in the park the lemmings follow looking for a piece of him. How could he concentrate on playing a sport where a ball is coming at you 90mph +
So did she get his autograph or not ;)

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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 12:04 pm
by mikey
This is Yinzer week...Pitt football boy drafted by professional (except their coach) Pittsburgh football club...

And...Penn State hockey goalie pisses on humans at Primanti Bros. and gets caught...n'at...

http://www.unsportsmanlike-conduct.com/ ... c-bathroom

Too bad the Buccos sweep of the Braves didn't come around this weekend too...

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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 12:28 pm
by Freddy Rumsen
My parents are watching Tim Tebow play baseball tonight. My mom loves minor league baseball.
Therefore, your mother is a great american
Her report:
I really do not know how he can play baseball. Every time he moves from one side to the other in the park the lemmings follow looking for a piece of him. How could he concentrate on playing a sport where a ball is coming at you 90mph +
So did she get his autograph or not ;)
:) Nope.

Here is a pic after he got a hit.
Image
In the dugout
Image

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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 12:50 pm
by Corvidae
So Jimmy Johns robber takes the time to place an order before he decides to rob the place and then leaves without a sandwich? Meth is one hell of a drug.
The most sensible thing he did by far was not eating anything from Jimmy Johns. I'd rather eat a Quiznos a homeless man was using as a hat in July.
Whoa whoa whoa this is how you make your return? Wrong.trump
It's very important to me that people understand my stance on Jimmy John's. I know it's polarizing, even political, but I must speak. And this has nothing to do with their owner punching an endangered goat or whatever, I just think it's gross. They stand just above Firehouse Subs, which I'd rank just below eating a tire filled with standing water and mosquito eggs.

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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 1:11 pm
by eddy
I ate jimmy Johns once. That was enough.

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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 1:36 pm
by DigitalGypsy66
I hate the font the fireflies use on their uniforms.

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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 1:42 pm
by columbia
They stole our team. :grumble: :evil:

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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 1:43 pm
by tifosi77
Four kills in seven days is not feeding. That's orcas being dicks.

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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 1:59 pm
by mikey
Source of the post which I'd rank just below eating a tire filled with standing water and mosquito eggs.
*talks with mouth full* You're missing out...


The Jimmy John's closest to my work closed. Which doesn't affect me much, though once in a while I would stop in for a sandwich if I was in a hurry...

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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 2:25 pm
by dodint
Hurry being the key word, they make the sandwich faster than I can fill my fountain drink.

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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 8:10 am
by Lemon Berry Lobster
http://m.eonline.com/ca/news/847151/the ... d-la-thoma
So about as random as it gets. Found out my cousin is not only dating the main character of the TV show the Flash but now she's engaged to him

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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 10:19 am
by Pavel Bure
Well after 33 years I somehow developed an allergy to shellfish. I was up most of the night with massive hives, itching, and swelling. The itching was bad enough that I got in a straight cold shower for some relief. No more all I can eat crab with melted butter. It makes me quite sad.

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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 10:22 am
by the wicked child
My condolences.

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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 10:50 am
by mac5155
Yeah omg I would hate my life if I couldn't eat crab and shrimp anymore.

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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 11:52 am
by blackjack68
Yeah omg I would hate my life if I couldn't eat crab and shrimp anymore.
That's my life.

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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 11:54 am
by willeyeam
That would be an inconvenience but I'd survive. Kinda like if I couldn't eat nuts, I don't think I'd miss it much after a while. Now if I couldn't do carbs and pasta and pizza were out the window.. ouch

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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 11:56 am
by blackjack68
That would be an inconvenience but I'd survive. Kinda like if I couldn't eat nuts, I don't think I'd miss it much after a while. Now if I couldn't do carbs and pasta and pizza were out the window.. ouch
And, that's my son's life.

But he's found acceptable alternates.