bad jokes thread
Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 12:09 pm
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 1:16 pm
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 2:45 pm
Chirpin grinder.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 2:46 pm
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 3:38 pm
Chirpin grinder.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 3:42 pm
Dwayne.Okay, I'll bite.
Who's there?
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 3:54 pm
Dwayne who?
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 4:43 pm
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 4:53 pm
I was searching for the perfect response. I'm glad you handled it for me.Chirpin grinder.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 5:30 pm
Horse walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Bartender asks him, "Why the long face?"
Bartender asks him, "Why the long face?"
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 5:40 pm
I was searching for the perfect response. I'm glad you handled it for me.Chirpin grinder.
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 1:44 pm
Where do hats and coats go to war?
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 1:51 pm
There are 10 types of people in the world: those that know binary, those that don't, and those that didn't realize this is a ternary joke.
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 1:56 pm
Just in case somebody did not read my contribution to the "bad jokes" thread over at LGP. I learned this one when I was 15 (~30 years ago). I will never un-learn it. Remember, this is a BAD JOKES thread! 
A man visits a sex doctor and says: "Doctor, every time after I [have a good time with my wife], three flies fly out of her nose." The sex doctor has obviously never heard of anything like that. So he visits the man at home, and gets to observe the couple to [have a good time]. And, indeed, after everything is over, three flies fly out of the wife's nose. That, naturally, spurs the doctor's curiosity to the extreme. So, he decides to examine the man and the woman. After the examination is done, the doctor turns to the man, and says: "OK, I finally know what your problem is!"
You are welcome.
A man visits a sex doctor and says: "Doctor, every time after I [have a good time with my wife], three flies fly out of her nose." The sex doctor has obviously never heard of anything like that. So he visits the man at home, and gets to observe the couple to [have a good time]. And, indeed, after everything is over, three flies fly out of the wife's nose. That, naturally, spurs the doctor's curiosity to the extreme. So, he decides to examine the man and the woman. After the examination is done, the doctor turns to the man, and says: "OK, I finally know what your problem is!"
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 2:38 pm
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 4:10 pm
This video would be a valid contribution to the "most awesome jokes ever told" thread, NOT this thread!
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2015 8:58 pm
You ever have sex on a camping trip...?
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2015 9:10 pm
Norm is so great.
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 11:59 pm
Thor, god of thunder, once galloped on his horse yelling "I'm Thor!" His horse answered, "you forgot the thaddle, thilly."
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 12:02 am
What do you call a psychic midget who's wanted for murder?
A small medium at large
A small medium at large
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 7:55 am
Why does Waldo of "Where's Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
He doesn't want to be spotted.
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Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2015 4:08 pm
Where do ties live?
Tie land
Tie land
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 4:58 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 8:53 am
My computer said hello to me this morning..... It must be a dell.
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 9:01 am
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