Random Movie Quotes

Postby **MR25** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:52 pm

Gambling is illegal at Bushwood...

And I never slice.

Postby **Silentom** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:57 pm

"Yeah, if that dress had pockets you'd look like a pool table."

Postby **blackjack68** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:58 pm

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

CANNONBALL!

Postby **PFiDC** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:58 pm

Postby **blackjack68** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 3:01 pm

The Bobs: We've noticed you been missing a lot of work lately.

Peter: I wouldn't say I've been "missing" it.

Postby **Silentom** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 3:04 pm

"I told those fudge packers I like Michael Bolton's music."

Postby **blackjack68** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 3:07 pm

That no-talent ass clown...

Postby **Jofa Guy** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 3:31 pm

"What are you doing to the van?"

"We're making it look mean!!!"

Postby **tifosi77** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 4:58 pm

You think they show 'Speed Racer' here?

Postby **PFiDC** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 5:06 pm

They brought their ****ing cars....

Postby **Robot B9** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 5:06 pm

Like all Yankee women, all you can do is order in restaurants and spend a man's money.

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 5:12 pm

you don't got to be Stonewall Jackson to know you don't want to fight in a basement.

Postby **MR25** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 5:15 pm

"This woman has to be gotten to a hospital!"

"A hospital? What is it?"

"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

Postby **Gaucho** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 5:15 pm

Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold!

Postby **blackjack68** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:17 am

We'd like to present you with this laurel...and hardy handshake.

Postby **Silentom** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 7:51 am

"You ever seen a grown man naked?"

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 7:55 am

I'll have the enchilada platter with two tacos please, and no guacamole.
- Yeah, and I'll have a chinchilla!

Postby **Gaucho** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 8:04 am

I'm glad I don't like spinach, because if I did then I would eat it, and I can't stand the stuff.

Postby **meow** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 8:41 am

You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together, I've got nothing better to do.

Postby **eddy** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 8:52 am

I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.

Postby **MR25** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 11:36 am

"You ever seen a grown man naked?"

"Timmy, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

Postby **Craig** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 11:37 am

Im retired, i invented dice.

Postby **MR25** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 11:40 am

"Oh, stewardess! I speak jive."

Postby **meow** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 11:57 am

This ain't exactly the Mississippi

Postby **MR25** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:00 pm

"Hey buddy, got a dead cat in there or what?"

"F**k you a**hole"