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And I thought Canadians were so friendly.

Margaret Reynolds, 67, was at Seaside Heights Monday afternoon when part of the umbrella pierced her right ankle and was driven completely through due to the "force of the wind."

Borough Police Chief Tommy Boyd says fire crews had to use a bolt cutter on the umbrella to free the woman and put her in an ambulance.

In a nightmare scenario, a California woman was attacked by a swarm of up to 80,000 bees on Monday. After sustaining over 200 bee stings, the middle-aged woman—identified only by her first name Maria—is now in critical condition at Saddleback Hospital in nearby Laguna Hills, but she is expected to survive.

The gruesome attack took place on the residential 23000 block of Buckland Lane in Lake Forest, California, where Maria was working as a house cleaner. While walking out to her car to retrieve supplies, she passed a bush concealing a huge hive of invasive Africanized bees, which are nicknamed “killer bees” due to their deadly aggression.

Tens of thousands of bees engulfed Maria, to the horror of bystanders, who called 911. Paramedics and firefighters from the Orange County Fire Authority (OCFA) responded to the call, and sprayed Maria with a carbon dioxide fire extinguisher to partially remove the swarm. She was barely conscious by the time she was rescued.

After serving a search warrant and reports of sexual abuse of ANIMALS, state police have arrested three men in Munson. Clearfield Co. DA, Bill Shaw said in his 20 years of working... this is the WORSE situation for this type of case that he’s seen.

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reports of sexual abuse of animals...... in .... Clearfield Co.

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reports of sexual abuse of animals...... in .... Clearfield Co.

Not that surprising

A Pennsylvania district attorney announced charges against three men accused of having sexual intercourse with animals.

The Clearfield County District Attorney identified the men as:

Terry Wallace, 41
Matthew Brubaker, 32
Marc Measnikoff, 34

Charges include 1,460 counts of sexual intercourse with animals, endangering the welfare of children, corruption of minors, and cruelty to animals.

According to the complaint, a 16-year-old boy told Pennsylvania State Police that the three suspects were having sexual relations with dogs, horses, a cow, and a goat.

The teen told investigators that a special "V-shaped" pen was used to corner the animals before the sexual contact.

While serving the search warrant, police seized a large volume of homemade videos.

The district's judge set a $100,000 bond for each defendant.

Actually, 2 of them have profile pics of horses and the third has a profile pic of dogs.

The dolphin has even tried to prevent several swimmers from getting back to the beach at Landévennec, using its nose to push one woman out of the water and up into the air.

The beast, often clearly in a state of sexual arousal, also often tries to rub up against kayaks and other small boats.

The three-metre long dolphin, which locals have nicknamed Zafar, has been hanging around the Bay of Brest for months, amusing tourists with its antics as it visited the beaches and shorelines of Plougastel-Daoulas, Logonna-Daoulas and Landevennec.

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The dolphin has even tried to prevent several swimmers from getting back to the beach at Landévennec, using its nose to push one woman out of the water and up into the air.

The beast, often clearly in a state of sexual arousal, also often tries to rub up against kayaks and other small boats.

The three-metre long dolphin, which locals have nicknamed Zafar, has been hanging around the Bay of Brest for months, amusing tourists with its antics as it visited the beaches and shorelines of Plougastel-Daoulas, Logonna-Daoulas and Landevennec.

Aren't dolphins notorious in nature for essentially torturing and sexually assaulting their prey? Or just other animals that get in their way?

Officers tell KEPR that the man was detoxing from alcohol and was confused about what he was doing. He reportedly cut off his testicles, wrapped them in a newspaper, and left them in a front yard.

The man’s genitals were recovered and given to medics.

Things got heated at the Meteor Buffet in Huntsville, Ala., Friday evening when patience grew thin and tempers flared up into a physical altercation in the crab leg line. Huntsville police officer Gerald Johnson was at the restaurant, and he told WHNT that the resulting fight included two people using tongs as swords as they battled it out over crab meat.

“Literally as I sat down and maybe took two bites out of my plate, there’s a woman who’s beating a man. People are moving around, plates are shattering everywhere,” Johnson said.

“Everyone was saying, ‘They cut me in line. She cut me in line. He cut me in line. I was here first,’” Johnson continued.

So they were both fighting, “armed” with tongs, and they both said they overreacted... but the white guy gets charged with disorderly conduct (a class C misdemeanor = up to 3 months in jail and up to $500) and the black woman gets charged with third degree assault (a class A misdemeanor = up to one year in jail and up to $6K)? Uh huh.