Fifth Avenue Forum

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2015 12:15 pm**

getting things notarized

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2015 12:24 pm**

getting things notarized

I certify that this person showed me his or her drivers license and assuming I looked at the document they handed me, it has the same name on it.

$5 please.

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2015 2:08 pm**

Why are 90% of people that snap their gum women?

Is it because women are just more annoying in general so they do it? Or are there other reasons.

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2015 2:12 pm**

I don't even know how to snap gum

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2015 2:16 pm**

I don't even know how to snap gum

Neither do I, and it is the most annoying thing in the world. I don't know why people do it. I hate it.

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2015 2:19 pm**

I hate gum

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2015 2:20 pm**

If I had any 3 wishes in the world, my first would be for gum to disappear forever.

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2015 2:21 pm**

I've been known to snap gum

:meowshrug:

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2015 2:26 pm**

People who squeeze themselves through a door that you are working on when all they have to do is push the other door leaf open. Maddening.

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2015 2:36 pm**

My second wish would be for meow to disappear.

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2015 2:40 pm**

And third?

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2015 2:43 pm**

I have to see what else makes me mad before I make the third wish.

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2015 2:44 pm**

Overly convoluted thread names.

That grinds my gears.

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2015 3:03 pm**

I've been known to snap gum

:meowshrug:

Just one more item on the list of evidence that you're a woman, amirite?

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2015 4:23 pm**

I've been known to snap gum

:meowshrug:
Just one more item on the list of evidence that you're a woman, amirite?

I'm a man, for Christ sake. I have a beard!

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2015 4:24 pm**

Hmm do you live in Indiana?

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2015 4:25 pm**

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2015 4:28 pm**

Hmm do you live in Indiana?

The state or the town? Wait, I don't live in either

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2015 4:31 pm**

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2015 5:19 pm**

getting things notarized

One perk of working in a law firm is that there are notaries everywhere. I think something like 1/4 of our employees are notaries.

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2015 5:20 pm**

You know what really grinds my gears...

... when people say Cheryl "shrll" like there are no vowels "cher-ill"

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2015 5:30 pm**

Just call them Carol

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:07 pm**

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:14 pm**

I've been known to snap gum

:meowshrug:
Just one more item on the list of evidence that you're a woman, amirite?
I'm a man, for Christ sake. I have a beard!

Maybe you're my Mother in Law

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:18 pm**

You know what really grinds my gears...

... when people say Cheryl "shrll" like there are no vowels "cher-ill"

My last boss used to do that with that our CEO, his boss. So every time I got a call from him he was complaining about her and I had to hear that pronunciation regularly. Drove me nuts.