Randomness Dos

[Solidsnake]

You saying that Blain and Hawkins were killed by a lizard?

[columbia]

I get a full on mountain man beard after two weeks, which is one of the reasons that I don't grow one.
I'd rather shave 3-4 times a week than deal with grooming a beard.

[eddy]

You know whats really lame? The Blue man group

They're still a thing?

Saw 'em in Vegas a couple years back. Put on a good show.

I concur. I wasn't a big fan of them until I saw them. Excellent show. I'd actually like to see them again

[shmenguin]

I haven't shaved since my first day of big boy work last June.

I prefer using a trimmer. That way I'm left with stubble which is cooler


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I would like to use it, but

A) it's not the right context. it's very nuanced, you know
B) i do what you do and haven't shaved since my wedding day 5 years ago

[slappybrown]

Was the original use of that gif purged during the inquisition?

[shmenguin]

Was the original use of that gif purged during the inquisition?

I don't think so, but I don't really remember how you brought it into our lives.

[slappybrown]

MIMH had a hot take about who cares if people burn flags or something to that effect

Love ya MIMH

[tifosi77]

Sid grows a better beard than I do.

When I was still playing I made this big anti-playoff beard fuss; I don't believe in superstition, it's bad luck. (Har har) The real reason was because I couldn't grow a beard if my life depended on it. I could not shave for two months and it would just look like thick stubble. So that's what I do; don't shave for like 6 weeks, then just use a trimmer to keep it tidy.

[redwill]

I respect clean shavers more than beard growers, and that's coming from a beard grower. Its easy to not give a poop and let it grow. It take some commitment to keep at keeping at it.

Do you respect people who shave their pubic hair into swastikas and such more than those who don't?

I mean, one can work hard at doing stupid things, too.

Not that I particularly care what anyone does with his/her body...

[shmenguin]

What percent of your day is spent thinking of impractical hypothetical scenarios?

100? More?

[Willie Kool]

I don't fully shave my face, because I'll look like I'm 12.

Ha. That's part of why I don't mind shaving at least once a week. For some reason my beard grows in much more grey than my hair, so it definitely makes me look older. I've had several people shocked at my age if they meet me clean shaven. Just a year or two ago I made a comment to an older lady at a store I frequent that led to her asking my age. She was so surprised, she called over a coworker, a girl in her early twenties, and asked her how old she thought I was. She guessed 27.

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

My beard grows more on my neck than my chinline. I haven't let it grown out for more than 2 weeks because I can't stand when its that long. It gets way too itchy.

[dodint]

What percent of your day is spent thinking of impractical hypothetical scenarios?

100? More?

legit , thanks.

[NAN]

I shave on monday morning and that is it.

[FreeCandy44]

ITS NUDIE MAGAZINE!!!

[Freddy Rumsen]

What percent of your day is spent thinking of impractical hypothetical scenarios?

100? More?

Ever since I started watching the Walking Dead I constantly look around and wonder whether a place would be a good place to make a stand.

[redwill]

What percent of your day is spent thinking of impractical hypothetical scenarios?

100? More?

Less, I think.

Just trying to make conversation. Sorry if I annoy or offend.

[count2infinity]

Sorry if I annoy or offend.

another impractical hypothetical scenario...

[columbia]

What percent of your day is spent thinking of impractical hypothetical scenarios?

100? More?

Ever since I started watching the Walking Dead I constantly look around and wonder whether a place would be a good place to make a stand.

I think about this every time I drive though an extremely rural area to visit my parents.

[shafnutz05]

Driving back from Cape Cod on four hours of sleep with an awful hangover was less than optimal

[shmenguin]

What percent of your day is spent thinking of impractical hypothetical scenarios?

100? More?

Less, I think.

Just trying to make conversation. Sorry if I annoy or offend.

I don't find it annoying. It's a fun exercise

[count2infinity]

Went to see Kevin Hart tonight. I'd have been disappointed had I paid for it, but with free tickets, it was worth it to go. Had a few good laughs.

[blackjack68]

My beard grows more on my neck than my chinline. I haven't let it grown out for more than 2 weeks because I can't stand when its that long. It gets way too itchy.

The Return of Neckbeard!

[Factorial]

I about to make my 1/4'ly onsite visit for work this week so I'm all in for the 2015 playoff beard.

[NailedPenguin]

Colin Quinn has to be hands down the worst Weekend Update anchor of all time, doesn't he? Even the two jobbers they have now are worlds ahead of him.