Randomness Dos

[mac5155]

Yeah when he racked it there must've already been one in the chamber which jammed it (as his hand was covering the slide). "Just like they do in the movies bro!"

[Freddy Rumsen]

https://twitter.com/Nick_George37/statu ... 1463425025

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

So Jimmy Johns robber takes the time to place an order before he decides to rob the place and then leaves without a sandwich? Meth is one hell of a drug.

[mac5155]

Is there a way to turn off Twitter posts on this board.

EVERY SINGLE TIME:
Page loads
Go to click somewhere
BOOM GUESS WHAT MAC TWITTER WASNT DONE LOADING YET PAGE MOVES
Thank you come again

[Freddy Rumsen]

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/858183783039721472

[Corvidae]

So Jimmy Johns robber takes the time to place an order before he decides to rob the place and then leaves without a sandwich? Meth is one hell of a drug.

The most sensible thing he did by far was not eating anything from Jimmy Johns. I'd rather eat a Quiznos a homeless man was using as a hat in July.

[willeyeam]

So Jimmy Johns robber takes the time to place an order before he decides to rob the place and then leaves without a sandwich? Meth is one hell of a drug.

The most sensible thing he did by far was not eating anything from Jimmy Johns. I'd rather eat a Quiznos a homeless man was using as a hat in July.

Whoa whoa whoa this is how you make your return? Wrong.trump

[Freddy Rumsen]

My parents are watching Tim Tebow play baseball tonight. My mom loves minor league baseball.

Therefore, your mother is a great american

Her report:

I really do not know how he can play baseball. Every time he moves from one side to the other in the park the lemmings follow looking for a piece of him. How could he concentrate on playing a sport where a ball is coming at you 90mph +

[robbiestoupe]

My parents are watching Tim Tebow play baseball tonight. My mom loves minor league baseball.

Therefore, your mother is a great american

Her report:

I really do not know how he can play baseball. Every time he moves from one side to the other in the park the lemmings follow looking for a piece of him. How could he concentrate on playing a sport where a ball is coming at you 90mph +

So did she get his autograph or not

[mikey]

This is Yinzer week...Pitt football boy drafted by professional (except their coach) Pittsburgh football club...

And...Penn State hockey goalie pisses on humans at Primanti Bros. and gets caught...n'at...

http://www.unsportsmanlike-conduct.com/ ... c-bathroom

Too bad the Buccos sweep of the Braves didn't come around this weekend too...

[Freddy Rumsen]

My parents are watching Tim Tebow play baseball tonight. My mom loves minor league baseball.

Therefore, your mother is a great american

Her report:

I really do not know how he can play baseball. Every time he moves from one side to the other in the park the lemmings follow looking for a piece of him. How could he concentrate on playing a sport where a ball is coming at you 90mph +

So did she get his autograph or not

Nope.

Here is a pic after he got a hit.

In the dugout

[Corvidae]

So Jimmy Johns robber takes the time to place an order before he decides to rob the place and then leaves without a sandwich? Meth is one hell of a drug.

The most sensible thing he did by far was not eating anything from Jimmy Johns. I'd rather eat a Quiznos a homeless man was using as a hat in July.

Whoa whoa whoa this is how you make your return? Wrong.trump

It's very important to me that people understand my stance on Jimmy John's. I know it's polarizing, even political, but I must speak. And this has nothing to do with their owner punching an endangered goat or whatever, I just think it's gross. They stand just above Firehouse Subs, which I'd rank just below eating a tire filled with standing water and mosquito eggs.

[eddy]

I ate jimmy Johns once. That was enough.

[DigitalGypsy66]

I hate the font the fireflies use on their uniforms.

[columbia]

They stole our team. :grumble:

[tifosi77]

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/858183783039721472

Four kills in seven days is not feeding. That's orcas being dicks.

[mikey]

Source of the post which I'd rank just below eating a tire filled with standing water and mosquito eggs.

*talks with mouth full* You're missing out...


The Jimmy John's closest to my work closed. Which doesn't affect me much, though once in a while I would stop in for a sandwich if I was in a hurry...

[dodint]

Hurry being the key word, they make the sandwich faster than I can fill my fountain drink.

[Lemon Berry Lobster]

http://m.eonline.com/ca/news/847151/the ... d-la-thoma
So about as random as it gets. Found out my cousin is not only dating the main character of the TV show the Flash but now she's engaged to him

[Pavel Bure]

Well after 33 years I somehow developed an allergy to shellfish. I was up most of the night with massive hives, itching, and swelling. The itching was bad enough that I got in a straight cold shower for some relief. No more all I can eat crab with melted butter. It makes me quite sad.

[the wicked child]

My condolences.

[mac5155]

Yeah omg I would hate my life if I couldn't eat crab and shrimp anymore.

[blackjack68]

Yeah omg I would hate my life if I couldn't eat crab and shrimp anymore.

That's my life.

[willeyeam]

That would be an inconvenience but I'd survive. Kinda like if I couldn't eat nuts, I don't think I'd miss it much after a while. Now if I couldn't do carbs and pasta and pizza were out the window.. ouch

[blackjack68]

That would be an inconvenience but I'd survive. Kinda like if I couldn't eat nuts, I don't think I'd miss it much after a while. Now if I couldn't do carbs and pasta and pizza were out the window.. ouch

And, that's my son's life.

But he's found acceptable alternates.