irrational delights

Postby **NAN** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 11:02 am

Should we create a can opener thread?

Postby **meow** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 11:02 am

Gotta feed them cats

Postby **blackjack68** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 11:07 am

Being able to drive home from work with windows open.

Postby **tifosi77** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 12:35 pm

the feeling when you drop something (pulling a glass out of a cabinet; cellphone; etc) and then your reaction is just to reach down and grab and before you even know it, you caught the falling object.

Postby **blackjack68** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 12:37 pm

Is that a Golan Globus production?

Postby **tifosi77** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 12:41 pm

Postby **blackjack68** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 12:50 pm

Loved all of those in the 80s.

Sho Kosugi was the man.

Postby **tifosi77** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 12:53 pm

The final fight in that movie is almost impossibly terrible. But it's so awesome.....!

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 1:37 pm

the feeling after you cut your finger nails

Postby **Freddy Rumsen** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 1:38 pm

I go through a box of Gobstoppers twice a week.

Postby **Gabe** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 1:57 pm

I go through a box of Gobstoppers twice a week.

so they aren't everlasting. hmmm

Postby **blackjack68** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 2:27 pm

Jeans fresh out the dryer on a cold day.

Postby **tifosi77** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 2:33 pm

Jeans fresh out the dryer on a cold day.

Slippers

Postby **She'sTheFastest** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 3:33 pm

Coffee at any time of the day

Postby **Kaiser** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 4:16 pm

A cigarette after a long flight

Postby **Sarcastic** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 4:19 pm

Big dump = big joy

Ew, gross!!!!! But if we're talking about dumps. Sometimes it comes out so clean and easy, you don't need to wipe. I think that applies for this particular topic.

Postby **Sarcastic** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 4:19 pm

the feeling after you cut your finger nails

What the goddamn feeling are you talking about?

Postby **Sam's Drunk Dog** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 4:31 pm

Yep, I don't particularly care for the way my fingers feel after I cut my nails.

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 4:46 pm

I know I'm going to get laughed at for this explanation, but whatever: so when my finger nails grow out for a while (two weeksish?) something that I like to call my "finger balance" gets thrown way off because there's more weight at the top of my finger than there should be (because the nail is longer). This is especially annoying when playing video games or typing on a keyboard (which I do every day since I'm a dev) and causes me to have to crack my knuckles more than when I have short finger nails.

after I cut my nails, it feels incredibly refreshing. Like I have a new lease on life or something. it's a great feeling.

Postby **Sarcastic** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 4:52 pm

I agree it's refreshing, but I thought you meant some internal feeling of joy, perhaps an orgasm.

I keep mine as short as I can, barely showing any white, but that's because I'm a bassist.

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 4:53 pm

you should grow your index nail out and use it as a pick

Postby **Sarcastic** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 4:58 pm

you should grow your index nail out and use it as a pick

Nooooo! That's why I cut them. The index nail grows pointy, producing an annoying trebly click when plucking. That's what I try to get away from when I cut nails.

I'm a master pick user anyway. I learned equally from bassists and guitar shredders.

Postby **iamjs** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 5:23 pm

Why would one choose not to use a motorized can opener? That just seems crazy to me.
Because this isn't 1988?
Well yeah exactly. It's not 1988.. that's why I was asking who wouldn't use a motorized can opener? I think we have a crank can opener laying around in case the motorized one breaks, but that's about it.

I have one of these in my drawer.

Postby **RonnieFranchise** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 5:35 pm

Skyrockets in flight

Postby **RonnieFranchise** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 5:37 pm

I perhaps an orgasm.

I keep mine as short as I can, .