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Postby dodint » Mon Oct 24, 2016 7:58 pm

:lol:

https://www.facebook.com/viralthread/vi ... 384921082/

(Turn sound on)
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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Mon Oct 24, 2016 7:59 pm

https://youtu.be/teldsUlHiI0
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Postby columbia » Mon Oct 24, 2016 8:10 pm

I was at a dollar store today and the guy in front of me bought:

bottle of Mountain Dew
bag of Cheetos
pregnancy test

He knows how to party.
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Postby mikey » Mon Oct 24, 2016 8:14 pm

This is gold. :lol:
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Postby dodint » Mon Oct 24, 2016 8:15 pm

Source of the post This is gold.
Yeah, it's pretty great. I stay good for a while until he rolls the rrrr, then I die. :lol:
I feel kind of bad because a few of them are likely ESL folks. But then again, it could just as easily be Alabama.
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Postby mikey » Mon Oct 24, 2016 8:17 pm

Don't care...funny regardless...if you don't speak English, ask Yahoo Spanish for these very important life questions...

If someone lit me on fire at work, I wouldn't cry for help in French...
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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Mon Oct 24, 2016 8:41 pm

I lost it at starch masks
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Postby Shyster » Mon Oct 24, 2016 8:44 pm

I'm trying to figure out what "the test was ghetto" means.
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Postby dodint » Mon Oct 24, 2016 8:44 pm

38+2 weeks pregananant.
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Postby meow » Mon Oct 24, 2016 8:56 pm

I had to watch it four times because when he rolls the R, I black out laughing - then the video ends and I don't remember half of it.
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Postby shafnutz05 » Mon Oct 24, 2016 9:13 pm

I was at a dollar store today and the guy in front of me bought:

bottle of Mountain Dew
bag of Cheetos
pregnancy test

He knows how to party.
The first two items are the stereotypical neckbeard special, but the pregnancy test throws a big wrench into that equation.
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Postby meow » Mon Oct 24, 2016 9:14 pm

I was at a dollar store today and the guy in front of me bought:

bottle of Mountain Dew
bag of Cheetos
pregnancy test

He knows how to party.
The first two items are the stereotypical neckbeard special, but the pregnancy test throws a big wrench into that equation.
He doesn't need it. It is to throw people off his scent. Total decoy.
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Postby Sam's Drunk Dog » Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:19 pm

Oh my God that video dodint posted has me crying, I'm laughing so hard. :lol:
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Postby Sam's Drunk Dog » Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:20 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby obhave » Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:35 pm

Dodint that video is incredible hahaha laughing hysterically on the train ride home.
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Postby tifosi77 » Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:39 pm

Mrs Tif and I are both rolling at that........... pergenent.
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Postby Freddy Rumsen » Mon Oct 24, 2016 11:10 pm

I read that as Mrs. Tiff and I are pregnant
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Postby Kaiser » Tue Oct 25, 2016 6:16 am

HOUR 12 AT WORK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE





kill me
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Postby Silentom » Tue Oct 25, 2016 8:36 am

Oh, man. That video. top kek.
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Postby dodint » Tue Oct 25, 2016 8:56 am

I showed it to my wife in bed last night and almost died again. She thought it was hilarious at first but Starch Masks put her over the top.
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Postby NTP66 » Tue Oct 25, 2016 8:57 am

That's AOL Answers in a nutshell.
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Postby dodint » Tue Oct 25, 2016 8:58 am

I'm going to declare this the full extension of the "How is babby formed?" meme. So good.
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Postby Morkle » Tue Oct 25, 2016 9:40 am

That was excellent. Good stuff.
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Postby Willie Kool » Tue Oct 25, 2016 9:41 am

Perfect example of devolution. These are the breeders.
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Postby Morkle » Tue Oct 25, 2016 10:06 am

I'd be willing to bet most are very underage too.
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