Random Movie Quotes

Postby **Jofa Guy** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 1:13 pm

Adam Sandler's song in Wedding Singer "I was listening to a lot of the Cure at the time" haha that part is so funny

Postby **Solidsnake** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 1:53 pm

Not a movie but: "Elliot, if we're going to go that way you're gonna need a bigger knife"

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 2:16 pm

**** YOU MONTY! Always gotta be right, with your little quips! We get it, man. You're f***in' edgy and cool. Yeah! You're the coolest f***in' guy at Shenaniganz!

sorry, had to be done

Postby **Jofa Guy** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 2:34 pm

"Hey Gillgian, did you eat the skipper?!"

"You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, because I'll come over there and jam an oar up your ass!"

Postby **blackjack68** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:07 pm

I never had friends later on like the ones I had when I was 12. Jesus, does anyone?

Postby **blackjack68** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:08 pm

Not a movie but: "Elliot, if we're going to go that way you're gonna need a bigger knife"

That's not a knife...

Postby **Robot B9** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:38 pm

Hey blonddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.

Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu know what you arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee??????????????

Just a dirty son of a bAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wah waaaaaaaahh wah

Postby **MR25** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 12:24 am

Warrrrriiiiooorrrrrsssss.... Come out and plaaaayyyyyaaayyyyyy

Postby **Gaucho** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 7:44 am

Oh well, if you've seen one Stradivarius, you've seen them all.

Postby **blackjack68** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 10:14 am

Will you please stop the G**damn hammering!

Postby **Robot B9** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 10:16 am

If this factory goes under, the whole town goes under.

And that's when the whores come in.

Postby **Nuge** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 10:24 am

I wish I was a loofah.

John Winger: Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka isn't always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka.

Postby **Willie Kool** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 10:58 am

They sure as hell did didn't they? They really ripped the guts out of it. They're work animals I tell you. Look at those holes huh? Then you've got your gravel piles, your sand piles, your scrap piles. Animals!

Postby **iamjs** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 11:35 am

What you are hired for is to help us, does that seem clear to you?

To help us, not to **** us up! To help me who are out there trying to make a living...you fairy! You company man!

Postby **meow** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 12:29 pm

Will you please stop the G**damn hammering!

Have you tried staples?

Postby **blackjack68** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 12:55 pm

Don't you dare!

Postby **Willie Kool** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 7:58 pm

I frisked him. He's clean. I've frisked a thousand young punks.

Postby **tifosi77** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 8:23 pm

Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?

Postby **Robot B9** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 9:34 pm

I frisked him. He's clean. I've frisked a thousand young punks.

Toniiiiiight.....Toniiiiiight.....Toniiiiiight.....Toniiiiiight.....Toniiiiiight.....Toniiiiiight.....Toniiiiiight.....

Postby **Silentom** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:02 am

"You hear that?"
"Yeah...its a dickfer."
"What's a dickfer?"
"...To pee with."

Postby **meow** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:19 am

Some day you're gonna be wrong, I just hope I'm there to see it.

Postby **blackjack68** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:20 am

Show me the money!

Postby **genoscoif** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 11:30 am

O

You know, for kids!

Postby **genoscoif** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 11:33 am

It's fun, it's healthy, it's good exercise. The kids will just love it. and we put a little sand inside to make the experience more pleasant.

Postby **count2infinity** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 11:34 am

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."