Random Movie Quotes

Postby **Gaucho** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:30 pm

- I'm in for a quarter.
- Aren't you going to look at your cards first?
- What for? I'm gonna bluff anyway. Who gets a Pepsi?

Postby **Gaucho** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:30 pm

- Who wants food?
- What do you got?
- I got, uh, brown sandwiches and, uh, green sandwiches. Which one do you want?
- What's the green?
- It's either very new cheese or very old meat.
- I'll take the brown.

Postby **tifosi77** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:35 pm

They say taupe is very soothing.

Postby **Nuge** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:36 pm

Mike Damone: Act like wherever you are, that's the place to be.

Postby **Silentom** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:41 pm

"Hey, hey. Did you get them? The bad guys? Are they all gone?"

"Yeah. Hey, hey. They've been... de-kaffir-nated. "

Postby **PFiDC** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:42 pm

We'd like to present you with this laurel...and hardy handshake.

Dude...come on...

On behalf of the welcoming committee, I present a laurel...and hardy handshake to our new....

Postby **tifosi77** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:46 pm

"Hey, hey. Did you get them? The bad guys? Are they all gone?"

"Yeah. Hey, hey. They've been... de-kaffir-nated. "

I think those movies are pretty underrated on the quote-o-meter. (At least the first three)

Postby **tifosi77** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:48 pm

And props to Gaucho for throwing down the Neil Simon dialog.

Postby **Willie Kool** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:56 pm

I wish I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and we'd all eat it and be happy.

Postby **Gaucho** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:07 pm

- I'm a big girl.
- Yeah, and in all the right places, too.

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:14 pm

-There was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber..NEMO

-Nemo! Ha ha! Nemo... I don't get it.

-For a clown fish, he's not that funny.

Postby **tifosi77** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:29 pm

Gaucho is definitely winning the thread so far, at least in terms of the quality of the films he's referencing.

Postby **blackjack68** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:33 pm

We'd like to present you with this laurel...and hardy handshake.
Dude...come on...

On behalf of the welcoming committee, I present a laurel...and hardy handshake to our new....

It was late and I may have paraphrased.

Postby **Gaucho** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:33 pm

Gaucho is definitely winning the thread so far, at least in terms of the quality of the films he's referencing.

I'm a man of wealth and taste, I've been around.

Postby **Silentom** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:39 pm

"Uh... Just a minute. I... I cahhn't see."
"What?"
"Something's happened to my eyes. I-I-I cahhn't - I cahhn't see."
"You cahhn't see? He cahhn't see."
"Must be an eye cold."

Postby **tifosi77** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:41 pm

Gaucho is definitely winning the thread so far, at least in terms of the quality of the films he's referencing.
I'm a man of wealth and taste, I've been around.

And you one-up me by quoting my favorite Stones song. You're on fire today, sir.

Postby **PFiDC** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:47 pm

Sgt Toomey: Deep (feces) Epsiten. Deep (feces). Jerome, how deep in the (feces) do you think he is?
Jerome: (points to forehead) About up to here...

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:52 pm

I say this one all the time but I don't think anyone ever knows where it's from:

"Son of a...oh, son of a dodint. Oh, I'm a son of a dodint? Son of a dodint?"

Postby **Craig** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:53 pm

Its from the replacements. Isnt that when he shoots the windows of the car?

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:55 pm

Its from the replacements. Isnt that when he shoots the windows of the car?

yeah, but I think the Replacements is pretty obscure for most people. I've seen it like 50 times...it's always on TNT or TBS

Postby **tifosi77** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 2:03 pm

The Irish are the blacks of Europe. And Dubliners are the blacks of Ireland. And the Northside Dubliners are the blacks of Dublin. So say it once, say it loud: I'm black and I'm proud.

Postby **eddy** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 2:34 pm

haha, just because I watched it recently, the commitments. Nice one tif

Postby **eddy** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 2:40 pm

God, what I wouldn't give to go ass-sliding with you right now.

Postby **Willie Kool** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 2:58 pm

Gaucho is definitely winning the thread so far...

You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it.

Postby **tifosi77** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 4:04 pm

I will not reward your obvious pandering with praise.