You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby **MR25** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 3:53 pm

Honestly, if you miss the toilet, you're either drunk and passed out or just bad at making it easy on yourself.

Postby **Staggy** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 3:55 pm

Give me the cold over the stomach flu any day, I find vomiting to be one the most unpleasant experiences in the world. Luckily I'm hardly ever sick and have a non-alcohol related vomit streak that would rival Jerry Seinfeld's.

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 3:55 pm

I mean, when you're drunk you don't really know if you're gonna throw up or not

I haven't had the stomach bug in 10 years...

Postby **Shyster** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 4:00 pm

but what about 12 hours? An entire week of no taste and being worn down compared to one day.

Depends. If it's both barfin' and poopin' then I think I'd take the cold. If it's just 12 hours of riding the porcelain, then I think I'd take that, because that's mostly just an opportunity to catch up on my reading.

I have discovered that in my bathroom I can be sitting on the toilet and still easily reach to barf in the sink.

Postby **Craig** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 4:01 pm

If someone in the office burns popcorn, they should be fired on the spot.

Postby **PFiDC** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 4:10 pm

If someone in the office burns popcorn, they should be fired on the spot.

Also, if someone makes popcorn before 11:30am

but what about 12 hours? An entire week of no taste and being worn down compared to one day.
Depends. If it's both barfin' and poopin' then I think I'd take the cold. If it's just 12 hours of riding the porcelain, then I think I'd take that, because that's mostly just an opportunity to catch up on my reading.

I have discovered that in my bathroom I can be sitting on the toilet and still easily reach to barf in the sink.

A "sitting" stomach bug is much more doable than a kneeling or kneeling/sitting bug. I would take the sitting bug over a week long cold.

Postby **tifosi77** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 4:27 pm

If someone in the office burns popcorn, they should be fired on the spot.

It's in our office lease that no one is allowed to 'prepare' fish or popcorn anywhere in the entire building.

Postby **Rylan** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 5:23 pm

People that park on the side of the road at the airport.

Postby **LITT** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 5:33 pm

I dunno about you guys but I usually just throw up in a toilet

Postby **AuthorTony** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 6:05 pm

I mean, when you're drunk you don't really know if you're gonna throw up or not

I haven't had the stomach bug in 10 years...

The toxic levels of alcohol in your system kills off the stomach flu germs.

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 6:22 pm

I mean, when you're drunk you don't really know if you're gonna throw up or not

I haven't had the stomach bug in 10 years...
The toxic levels of alcohol in your system kills off the stomach flu germs.

I only started drinking 3 years ago though

Postby **TheHammer24** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 6:29 pm

I haven't had the stomach flu since I was 10. I throw up the morning after binge drinking regularly.

Postby **the wicked child** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 6:37 pm

vomiting is the absolute worst. Actually, I think the lead-up to the vomit is even worse because I feel like trash and I know it's only a matter of time until I puke.

Postby **TheHammer24** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 6:41 pm

Totally agree. The anticipation kills you.

Postby **blackjack68** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:30 pm

vomiting is the absolute worst. Actually, I think the lead-up to the vomit is even worse because I feel like trash and I know it's only a matter of time until I puke.

Finger down the throat.

Show it who's boss.

Postby **shafnutz05** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:32 pm

vomiting is the absolute worst. Actually, I think the lead-up to the vomit is even worse because I feel like trash and I know it's only a matter of time until I puke.
Finger down the throat.

Show it who's boss.

There are definitely times where I've made myself puke just to deal with the nausea.

Postby **Craig** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:36 pm

Throwing up after drinking too much is the best.

Postby **MR25** » Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:35 am

I dunno about you guys but I usually just throw up in a toilet

I know, right?

Postby **shmenguin** » Wed Apr 08, 2015 7:59 am

Give me the cold over the stomach flu any day, I find vomiting to be one the most unpleasant experiences in the world. Luckily I'm hardly ever sick and have a non-alcohol related vomit streak that would rival Jerry Seinfeld's.

I went 15 years or so, then got food poisoning. It was a nice run

Postby **DigitalGypsy66** » Wed Apr 08, 2015 9:13 am

I can't remember the last time I threw up. Maybe college? 20 years ago? I've survived 2-3 vicious stomach bugs since have kids in elementary school, where my wife is knocked out of commission for 2-3 days, both kids pedialyting and spending significant time in the bathroom. Me? Very minor stomach upset. I guess I have good gut health.

Postby **columbia** » Wed Apr 08, 2015 9:41 am

I was just thinking of Andy Rooney and how much he would like this kind of thread.

I miss that guy.

Postby **blackjack68** » Wed Apr 08, 2015 10:44 am

Didja ever notice...

Postby **Silentom** » Wed Apr 08, 2015 11:45 am

Jeet jet?

Postby **PFiDC** » Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:18 pm

Jeet jet?

Node jew?

Postby **blackjack68** » Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:36 pm

Let's go dahn Gint Iggle and get some chipped ham n'at.