5AF Parenting Thread

Postby **count2infinity** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 3:34 pm

Newborn frickin SUCKKKKKKKKKKSSSSS. Every age so far has been better than the last. I'm sure it'll change when she hits puberty, but yeah... those "cherish the newborn stage" people can get bent.

Postby **meow** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 4:06 pm

I think it’s different kid to kid. If we could have returned mini-meow, we probably would have. baby-meow was an absolute perfect baby and made me fall in love with the infant phase.

Postby **Beveridge** » Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:42 pm

I think it’s different kid to kid. If we could have returned mini-meow, we probably would have. baby-meow was an absolute perfect baby and made me fall in love with the infant phase.

Same. Stupid boys.

Postby **Dickie Dunn** » Sun Oct 08, 2023 6:56 am

Welp. Baby girl said "**** your scheduled induction". Here's to never sleeping again.

Postby **NTP66** » Sun Oct 08, 2023 7:08 am

Congrats!

Postby **shafnutz05** » Sun Oct 08, 2023 7:30 am

Congratulations!!! Welcome to the party pal

Postby **skullman80** » Sun Oct 08, 2023 7:40 am

Congrats!

Postby **Sam's Drunk Dog** » Sun Oct 08, 2023 8:25 am

Congrats!

Postby **DigitalGypsy66** » Sun Oct 08, 2023 8:40 am

Nice! Congrats! RIP sleep.

Postby **obhave** » Sun Oct 08, 2023 9:08 am

Welp. Baby girl said "**** your scheduled induction". Here's to never sleeping again.

Being induced sucks, so good on baby girl! Congrats to you and your wife!

Postby **meow** » Sun Oct 08, 2023 9:14 am

Atta boy, mrs DD

Postby **count2infinity** » Sun Oct 08, 2023 9:28 am

Congrats… welcome to the f*cking show.

Postby **King Colby** » Sun Oct 08, 2023 12:15 pm

Congrats on having sex 9 months ago

Girls are the best

Postby **King Colby** » Sun Oct 08, 2023 12:16 pm

Welp. Baby girl said "**** your scheduled induction". Here's to never sleeping again.

Being induced sucks, so good on baby girl! Congrats to you and your wife!

My wife was induced for 2 of the 3 and liked it waaaay better. I think she just likes to know what to expect when, plus it was like 1/4 the time from arrival to delivery

Postby **obhave** » Sun Oct 08, 2023 2:27 pm

Welp. Baby girl said "**** your scheduled induction". Here's to never sleeping again.

Being induced sucks, so good on baby girl! Congrats to you and your wife!
My wife was induced for 2 of the 3 and liked it waaaay better. I think she just likes to know what to expect when, plus it was like 1/4 the time from arrival to delivery

She had quick inductions then, good for her! Mine sucked

Postby **Morkle** » Sun Oct 08, 2023 2:31 pm

Wife is induced tomorrow.

She preferred it the first time.

Postby **Dickie Dunn** » Sun Oct 08, 2023 3:06 pm

Thanks yinz

Postby **Morkle** » Sun Oct 08, 2023 4:14 pm

Welp. Baby girl said "**** your scheduled induction". Here's to never sleeping again.

Being induced sucks, so good on baby girl! Congrats to you and your wife!
My wife was induced for 2 of the 3 and liked it waaaay better. I think she just likes to know what to expect when, plus it was like 1/4 the time from arrival to delivery
She had quick inductions then, good for her! Mine sucked

My wife’s first induction took 20 hours. Was wild and not at what I thought would happen at all.

I’ve heard the second should go much quicker.

Postby **Sam's Drunk Dog** » Sun Oct 08, 2023 4:56 pm

Just got over a cold my daughter gave me to get another one.

Postby **mac5155** » Sun Oct 08, 2023 8:12 pm

Congrats DD

Postby **robbiestoupe** » Sun Oct 08, 2023 9:31 pm

Yeah DD, welcome to the club. Enjoy those sticky shits for the first few days, they only get better

Postby **Dickie Dunn** » Mon Oct 09, 2023 1:06 am

She hasn't pooped on my wife yet, which was our son's first action as a person. Improvement I guess.

Postby **count2infinity** » Mon Oct 09, 2023 6:37 am

Haha. That was my daughter’s first move as well…

Postby **Sam's Drunk Dog** » Mon Oct 09, 2023 8:00 am

I am barely surviving having one child. I can't imagine how you guys handle more.

Postby **obhave** » Mon Oct 09, 2023 8:06 am

Haha. That was my daughter’s first move as well…

Yup