Haiku '22: It's How We Do

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Haiku '22: It's How We Do

Postby Blue Canary » Sat Apr 30, 2022 8:27 pm

Here we go again
It's the most wonderful time
The suspense...oh s***

Put it all down here
Your thoughts, your laments, your joys
Will this last a week? 8-)

OK: first request
A hyperbaric chamber
For Jarry's bum foot

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Haiku '22: It's How We Do

Postby Blue Canary » Sat Apr 30, 2022 8:53 pm

Way back in '16
Remember Mr. Game 1?
Prediction: Not good

Letang out that spring
How would we overcome that?
Oh noes, we thought: Screwed!

Backs against the wall
The prognosis looking bleak
All clichés apply

Last ride with the core?
Boyle to the promised land?
Rally around, boys!

Playoff performer
Pick a dude to wear the cape
It's Teddy for me

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Haiku '22: It's How We Do

Postby Blue Canary » Mon May 02, 2022 8:21 pm

Who gives us a chance?
Anyone…Bueller…Bueller?
No? Well, who needs ya?!

(Note: Directed to
Outside contrarians and
Nattering nabobs)
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Haiku '22: It's How We Do

Postby King Colby » Mon May 02, 2022 8:22 pm

Hi blue canary
Sorry you're alone in here
I'll come up with one

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Haiku '22: It's How We Do

Postby Blue Canary » Mon May 02, 2022 9:17 pm

Hi blue canary
Sorry you're alone in here
I'll come up with one
You rock King Colby
Or should we say King Clancy?
A prince among men

You get a trophy
You humanitarian!
Love your leadership

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Haiku '22: It's How We Do

Postby Kane » Tue May 03, 2022 8:25 am

Low effort haiku
Haiku thread soff this year folks
El Gee Pee n'at

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Haiku '22: It's How We Do

Postby LITT » Tue May 03, 2022 8:30 am

huzzah, hockey time
playoff sidney, goals to come
rangers suck butt, blech

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Haiku '22: It's How We Do

Postby Blue Canary » Tue May 03, 2022 2:42 pm

We say you’re our kind
Ricky, don’t lose that mojo
Yes, you know your mind

Mojo’s yours to own
Use it, and we’ll feel better
Then we’ll get home

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Haiku '22: It's How We Do

Postby Blue Canary » Tue May 03, 2022 2:47 pm

Low effort haiku
Haiku thread soff this year folks
El Gee Pee n'at
Is it hedging bets?
Not getting too excited?
Are haikus passé?

One thing doesn’t help
Limping into the playoffs
But now? A clean slate.

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Haiku '22: It's How We Do

Postby Blue Canary » Tue May 03, 2022 2:54 pm

Thinking ‘bout the Core
If this is the last hurrah
Then let’s end it right

The Cup in Sid’s pool
Another parade dahntahn
What jubilation!
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Haiku '22: It's How We Do

Postby Blue Canary » Tue May 03, 2022 2:58 pm

huzzah, hockey time
playoff sidney, goals to come
rangers suck butt, blech
LITT has his mind right
This is what the doc ordered
Carry us, Sidney!

Like Pens in ‘07
Rangers ahead of their curve
It’s not their turn yet

Pens know what it takes
Do one better than a split
Take both in New York

Creeping doubt enters
Rangers turn into Rongos
Learn some hard lessons

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Haiku '22: It's How We Do

Postby King Colby » Tue May 03, 2022 3:37 pm

Casey Desmith stinks
But he will surprise people
He has some real balls

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Haiku '22: It's How We Do

Postby Blue Canary » Tue May 03, 2022 6:53 pm

Casey Desmith stinks
But he will surprise people
He has some real balls
Like AC/DC
Sing it: He’s got the biggest
Balls of them all! Woot!

All 60 minutes
Play sound in front of Casey
Help the kid out, please!

Dream scenario
Casey becomes the hot hand
Lets Tristan heal up

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Haiku '22: It's How We Do

Postby Blue Canary » Wed May 04, 2022 12:39 am

Run for the border(TM)?
Spicy pork and broccoli?
Eat like champions

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Haiku '22: It's How We Do

Postby shafnutz05 » Wed May 04, 2022 7:13 am

Run for the border(TM)?
Spicy pork and broccoli?
Eat like champions
:thumb: :D

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Haiku '22: It's How We Do

Postby genoscoif » Wed May 04, 2022 8:12 am

First battle complete
A hero was summoned late
Louis with the save

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Haiku '22: It's How We Do

Postby King Colby » Wed May 04, 2022 5:48 pm

Number 42
Nice to see you come to play
After 6 months off

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Haiku '22: It's How We Do

Postby Blue Canary » Thu May 05, 2022 2:07 pm

Good to be da bess
Much better than being soff
Buckle up, baby

Pressed into service
Tales that recall Zatkoff and
Pietrangelo

Louis, roi du jour
Gardien dans le filet
Il garde nos espoirs

Sing Louie, Lou-I
Oh no-oh! We gotta go
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Crank up the oven
Bake the doubters a crow pie
Go get ‘em, Louis

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Haiku '22: It's How We Do

Postby Blue Canary » Thu May 05, 2022 8:55 pm

What the hell, Teddy
I asked you to don the cape
Not to poop on it

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Haiku '22: It's How We Do

Postby Blue Canary » Tue May 10, 2022 2:23 pm

Hesitant to post
Pens beasting without haiku
Sitting tight right now

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Haiku '22: It's How We Do

Postby Orlando Penguin » Tue May 10, 2022 2:41 pm

Igor waved buh-bye
After a regular game
Karma not so kind

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Haiku '22: It's How We Do

Postby Blue Canary » Wed May 11, 2022 11:23 pm

Screw Jacob Trouba
And the league that enables
His kind of BS

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Haiku '22: It's How We Do

Postby Kane » Thu May 12, 2022 8:28 am

To game six we go
Crosby's brains are mush again
But he shall be back

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Haiku '22: It's How We Do

Postby Gaucho » Thu May 12, 2022 10:53 am

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Haiku '22: It's How We Do

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