Pens vs. Habs haiku thread

Kaiser
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Pens vs. Habs haiku thread

Postby Kaiser » Sat Aug 01, 2020 6:57 pm

Time for one last ride
Jagr to see my way in
Sid to wave goodbye

Blue Canary
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Pens vs. Habs haiku thread

Postby Blue Canary » Sun Aug 02, 2020 12:04 am

Playoff haiku time
I totally forgot this
Late to the party

Fix the power play
Seriously, fix it now
It's costing you games

Eerie...déjà vu
I swear I did this last year
Oh, that's right! It did!

So, that power play?
Yeah, you already know this
I'm yelling at clouds

OK, one more thing
It's about the power play
Oh no, don't @ me

Wait, WHY does it suck?
With generational stars
You're too cute, that's why

Figure it out, or
It will haunt you in your dreams
A third Cup? *Sweet* dreams

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Pens vs. Habs haiku thread

Postby King Colby » Mon Aug 03, 2020 11:49 am

I have no damn clue
What the hell Kaiser just said
Oh well. Let's go pens.

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Pens vs. Habs haiku thread

Postby Blue Canary » Thu Aug 06, 2020 6:21 pm

Do we need haiku
To try to save the series?
If that's what it it takes...

Then, fine. Let's do this.
Ignominiously BAD
Much worse than last year

Pens in 5, my friends
Fear, not a motivator
Legacy? Maybe.

Sid, G, Tanger, Muzz
Think! You've ALL been here before.
Someone, don the cape!

Then, pass on the cape
To someone else among you
Show the kids resolve

No one wants to lose
But you KNOW what to do here
Fight! It's not magic.

"Win it for Patty!"
He's been on the losing side
Kings awesome comeback

So, he knows what's up
He's seen--FELT--what's possible
Odds stacked against you

But, are they really?
You're down, but better than this
Not just on paper

Don't just believe...act!
20 minutes at a time
Remember, "Just play"?

Play the way you can
The way that put you on top
When Injuries struck

You've come back before
Penguins, we're pleading with you
You can come back now

Thank you 5AF
For humo(u)ring me again
As is tradition : )

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Pens vs. Habs haiku thread

Postby Kaiser » Sat Aug 08, 2020 12:32 pm

Son, I'm dissapoint
The effort for this poem

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